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Master at Arms!

innuendo

But of the right quality?

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Big Mix-up!

I see a bad cat rising

But not of the Quality Street variety...

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Half Empty/Half Full...

One bad haircut, dude!

Half Knobbed!

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Everything down!

Griffin

So it’s time to get on up!

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Done Yodelling!

And no legs!

And not a lonely goatherd in sight...

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The Art of Pulling...

Boo!

Or hanging, if you’ve got enough rope...

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Nudge nudge wink wink...

Strrrrretch!

Something seasonal in the works...

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Earplugs at the Ready!

boo

And wax-jobs all round for discerning bonnet polishers!

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Reupholstered!

Woof!

So there really is more than one way of skinning a cat...

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No Rest for the Rabid!

mountie

And the tweaks shall inherit the mirth...

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A Knobalob’s Work Is Never Done!

Tiger on a pushbike

Especially when the spuds be new...

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Armchairs Shampoodled!

armchair_rmx

With spanking new antimacassars to match the doilies on the table...

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Burning!

Burning

And not just the disco!

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In Pairs...

MrD

And maybe the odd lacey ones...

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Nudgers be Knobbed!

Knobbing the Nudger

With a bloody good twist and a yodel...

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Moving...

The Island

To somewhere far, far away...

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Seats available...

Armchair Theatre

Complete with antimacassars and those plastic things that stop the chair sliding across the floor.

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Full-cocked!

Bow-wow-wow yippie-yo yippie-yeh!

And tied to the knobbing-post...

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Half-cocked!

Woof!

With just the other half to knob...

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Shit's Done!

Behold the Muddy Man!

And ready for the lad to lay the icing on the cake...

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