Yabba-Dabba-Doo!
Yeah.
Yecch Error: Horrible bug encountered - God knows what has happened
Yes, Massa ?
Yesterday's future is here today!
Yes, we have no bananas.
Yoda of Borg we are. Futile resistance is. Assimilate you we will.
Yo, dude. Like, evacuate my space, man.
Yogurtu sarimsaklasakdami saklasak, sarimsaklamasakdami saklasak?
You annoy me. Go and fuck a hedgehog.
You are a jerk. Be something else!
You are a jerk. Pass it on.
You are an alien. Surrender.
You are as thick as manure and only half as useful.
You are getting older when your dreams get drier and your farts get wetter.
You are not logged in.
You asked for it.
You can lead a fool to knowledge but you cannot make him think.
You canno do da canno do dat wi da no!
You cannot assume something is possible just because it happens.
You can only be sure to be wrong; you can never be sure to be right.
You can say You to me!
You can see a lot just by observing.
You can see yourself sleeping, if you wake up fast enough.
You can't be a scientist if you mind people thinking you're a fool.
You can't get a virus just by opening E-Mail. That bug is being fixed, however.
You can't hit hard with a tiny hammer, but you can tap gently with a big one.
You can't keep a good Mac down.
You can't keep shit down forever.
You can't smoke the CARPET, man!
You can't teach an old mouse new clicks.
You can't tell which way the train went by looking at the track.
You can't unburp a belch.
You can tune a guitar, but can you tuna fish?
You can tune a guitar, you can tuna fish, but a guitar usually smells better.
You can't unformat a disk.
You can't unfuck a girl.
You can't unkick the cat.
You can't unpatch a Sun®.
You can't unpick your nose.
You can't unring a bell.
You can't unrip a fart.
You can't unview "2 Girls 1 Cup".
You disgustipate me.
You don't exist. Go away.
You don't know what's wrong? Have you ruled out stupidity?
You don't make war to die for your country, but to make others die for theirs.
You don't really exist. You are part of a holodeck simulation.
You go me beastly on the bootlace!
You had new mail, but the sysadmin thought it was irrelevant and deleted it.
You had new mail; but the sysadmin thought it was obscene and has deleted it.
You have a nail.
You have a snail.
You have a tail.
You Have Been Hacking Too Long: When you dream and try to set breakpoints.
You have few mail.
You have hate mail.
You have junk mail.
You have old mail.
You have to be careful with hamsters, they break easily.
You have to hate to lose to win.
You have to know the rules to break them.
You just wet your pants.
You know you've landed gear-up when it takes full power to taxi.
You live and learn; or you don't live long.
You might have mail.
You never get a second chance to make a first impression.
You never run out of things that can go wrong.
You! Off my planet!
You play good golf when you hit the ball hard, straight, and not too often.
YOUR BOSS IS AN IDIOT. PASS IT ON.
Your CPU just blew up.
Your day is not complete until you've terrified a complete stranger.
You're born, you keep your head down, you die. If you're lucky.
You're dead, but no one told you until now.
You're either doing it, or you're not. 'Talking about' is a subset of 'not'.
You're getting old when the neighbors don't realize you're having a party.
You're not a good lover just because you practice a lot when you're alone.
Your fault (Core dumped)
Your mouse has moved. Please reboot for the change to take effect.
You should never fear death, but you should fear never having lived.
You should never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
You shouldn't be surprised when people are surprised that you're not surprised.
You shouldn't hate computers. You should hate lousy programmers.
You spend a lot more time debugging than putting those darn bugs into the code.
"You want WHAT on the fucking ceiling?" (Michelangelo)
You will regret it.
You will undergo SMEF (Spontaneous Massive Existence Failure) next Friday.
You won't find the thing you're looking for until you stop looking for it.
Zuletzt aktualisiert : Dieter Zasche Thu Nov 19 10:15:12 2009