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Caffeine underflow (Brain dumped)
"Call me a taxi!" - "Okay, you're a taxi."
Calloo! Callay!
Campus motto: Bottoms up, Mac. (Palindrom)
Can you smile while saying f-f-f-f-uckface?
cAPS lOCK? wHAT cAPS lOCK?
Captain Kirk has 3 ears: left, right, and final front ear.
¡ Caramba !
Carpe noctem !
Casemodding ist irgendwie schwul.
"Cashew ?" - "Gesundheit !"
Castrop-Rauxel ist der lateinische Name von Wanne-Eickel.
Cat bathing is a martial art.
Cats are nature's way of telling you your furniture is too nice.
CAUTION: Do not attempt to dribble or slam dunk your monitor.
CAUTION: Don't look into laser beam with remaining eye.
Cavemen drag their women by the hair so they don't fill up with dirt...
^C (bin zerrupft)
CChheecckk yyoouurr dduupplleexx sswwiittcchh..
C code: Line noise that compiles.
Cent : Ein Euro abzüglich Steuern
C'est la vie (wie wir Lateiner sagen)
Ceterum censeo Parvam Mollem esse delendam.
Chanche braaf und chdoen'Ch nigch aun, weu chunch kummd de Bolidchei.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Change is inevitable. Progress is not.
C H A O S
Chaos ist der Zustand zwischen Stillstand und Fortschritt.
Chaos reigns within. Reflect, repent, and reboot. Order shall return.
Chaos will reign over order - it's easier to implement.
"Charakter" : was Du bist. "Guter Ruf" : wofür man Dich hält.
Cheap'N'Nasty® is a registered trademark of Micro$oft Corporation
Che cazzo dici ?
China Syndrome Error: CPU meltdown
Chinesischer Schutzgott des Einzelhandels : Wat-Schon-Zu
¡ Chingacabeza !
Chi putao, bu tu putaopier, bu chi putao dao tu putaopier.
Chivalry is not dead. It just smells funny.
Chiz moan drone.
Chleudert den Purchen tchu Poden !
Ciao, rompiscatole !
Ciao, stupidotto !
Cigarettes don't kill people. Matches do.
Cigar? Toss it in a can! It is so tragic! (Palindrom)
Cinzano in corpore sano !
C is not a programming language. C is God's Own Portable Macro Assembler.
Clever people learn from their mistakes; brilliant people learn from others'.
Click Here ->(X)<- to have your mouse make that 'click' noise
Clock Error: Too many clocks
Clones are people two.
Clothes not busy being worn are busy drying.
Clown auf arabisch : Alle ma'lache
C++ : makes C bigger, but returns the old value.
C makes it easy to slice off fingers. Programmers use this feature regularly.
© 1999,1900 by Microspott Corporation
COBOL is designed to be read, not run. Unfortunately, some run it anyway.
Cocaine is just nature's way of telling you that you have too much money.
Cockface!
CODE: The art of disguising bugs as programs
Cogito, ergo hmmm...
Cogito ergo oink.
"Cogito ergo sum." : Ich denk' ich bin der Ergo.
Cogito ergo vroom.
Coito ergo cum.
Cola schmeckt besser als aus der Flasche.
Cold Dark Matter ain't dead, it only smells funny.
Collect raw data, discard the expected, and challenge theory with what remains.
Comes time, comes bicycle.
Command line interfaces are scary, but once you've learned them, you're hooked.
Command not implemented (and probably never will be...)
Command not sound
Command too complicated. Use a simple one.
Commit senseless acts of random kindness!
Commit senseless acts of randomness!
"Competitively priced": Costs less than the newest, fastest Macintosh
Complexity is easy; simplicity is hard.
Complexity leads to more errors. Trying to prevent them increases complexity.
Complex systems that work have evolved from simple systems that work.
Computer erleichtern einem die Arbeit, die man ohne sie nicht hätte.
Computer : hochentwickeltes Gerät zur wirksamen Verzögerung der Büroarbeit
Computer können Dinge tun, die Menschen nur tun könnten, wenn sie nachdächten.
Computer programming isn't dirty - unless you do it right.
Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
Computer sind nicht wirklich intelligent. Sie glauben es nur.
Computer sind sehr menschlich : Sie haben Intelligenz ohne Moral.
Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
Computers run sequences of 0s and 1s; dogs run sequences of naps and meals.
Computers should be seen, not heard.
Computers will never be able to replace human stupidity.
Computer : Truthahn-Lockruf
Computo ergo sum.
Confidence is the feeling you had before you knew better.
Confucius _actually_ say : Real knowledge is to know one's own ignorance.
Confucius say: All men eat, but Fu Manchu.
Confucius say: Chemist who fall in acid get absorbed in work.
Confucius say: Cross-eyed teacher have no control over pupils.
Confucius say: Don't quote me with stupid accent!
Confucius say: Early worm have death wish.
Confucius say: Exotic dancer get applause; call girl just get clap.
Confucius say: FIRST cross the river, THEN insult the crocodiles.
Confucius say: Girl laid in tomb soon become mummy.
Confucius say: He who go sleep with itchy butt, wake up with smelly finger.
Confucius say: He who let smile be umbrella always get mouthful of rain.
Confucius say: He who make no mistake do not usually make anything.
Confucius say: He who pull out too fast leave rubber behind.
Confucius say: He who run after bus, get exhausted.
Confucius say: He who run in front of bus, get tired.
Confucius say: He who say it cannot be done should not disturb man doing it.
Confucius say: Hey, I did not say that.
Confucius say: House without toilet uncanny
Confucius say: House with red light not always communist headquarters.
Confucius say: If chain still swing, seat still warm.
Confucius say: If it is not your fault, then do not apologize.
Confucius say: If you do not want to hear excuse, do not demand explanation.
Confucius say: If you lie down with the dogs, you'll stink in the morning.
Confucius say: If you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient.
Confucius say: Is better to drink tea without sugar than without hot water.
Confucius say: Is good to learn how to masturbate, may come in handy!
Confucius say: Is good to meet girl in park; is better to park meat in girl.
Confucius say: It take square ass to shit brick.
Confucius say: Man go sleep with hard problem, wake up with solution on hand.
Confucius say: Man go through airport turnstile sideways, going to Bangkok.
Confucius say: Man piss in wind, wind piss back.
Confucius say: Man wants to have breakfast with devil, must have long spoon.
Confucius say: Man who do not want trouble with mother-in-law, marry orphan.
Confucius say: Man who drive like hell bound to get there!
Confucius say: Man who eat photo of father soon spitting image of father.
Confucius say: Man who get hit by bus get that run down feeling.
Confucius say: Man who have sex with woman on top, fuck up.
Confucius say: Man who quote me is fool.
Confucius say: Man who rub porcupine wrong way, get point.
Confucius say: Man who scratch butt should not bite fingernails.
Confucius say: Man who sink in woman's arms, soon have arms in woman's sink.
Confucius say: Man who sit on tack get point.
Confucius say: Man who smell shit everywhere better check his shoes.
Confucius say: Man who sneeze without hanky take matter into own hand.
Confucius say: Man who step in it often say it.
Confucius say: Man who take lady on camping trip, have one intent.
Confucius say: Man with clean white shirt better not fix laser printer.
Confucius say: Nail in wall good; screw in bed better.
Confucius say: Naked man fears no pickpocket.
Confucius say: Never eat yellow snow.
Confucius say: Never parry with your head.
Confucius say: Never pee on electric fence.
Confucius say: Never put off till tomorrow what you can ignore immediately.
Confucius say: Never raise hand to angry child, it leave groin exposed.
Confucius say: Never slap man who chews tobacco.
Confucius say: Never take sleeping pill and laxative on same night.
Confucius say : Never throw brick straight up.
Confucius say: No gottee tickee, no getee filee in the andlew file system...
Confucius say: Opposite of great truth is also great truth.
Confucius say: Panties not best thing on earth but very close to it.
Confucius say: Real knowledge is knowing where to look up the answers.
Confucius say: Secretary become permanent fixture when screwed on desk.
Confucius say: Sex like fixed deposit; you withdraw early, you lose interest.
Confucius say: Sleepwalker should not go to bed without pyjamas.
Confucius say: Softly, softly catchee monkey!
Confucius say: The more you know, the less often you get killed.
Confucius say: To prevent hangover stay drunk.
Confucius say: Virgin like balloon... One prick, all gone.
Confucius say: War do not determine who right. War determine who left.
Confucius say: What you say I say ?
Confucius say: When small man make long shadow, end of day near.
Confucius say: Woman run faster with skirt up, than man with pants down.
Confucius say: Woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
Confucius say: You cannot cross broad ditch in two small jumps.
Connard !
Conscience is a small inner voice that doesn't speak your language.
Contrary to popular belief, farting in company is *not* bad karma.
Contrary to rumors, the Titanic is not lost. We know exactly where it is.
Cor blimey!
Cosmologists do it with a big bang.
^C Program aborted: Interrupt
C programmers do it with long pointers.
CPU: C3PO's mother
CPU not found. Do your stuff yourself.
Crash-Kurs : anderer Ausdruck für "Window$-Lehrgang"
Crash Randomly® is a registered trademark of Micro$oft Corporation
Crash® is a registered trademark of Micro$oft Corporation
CROCK: Timing device made in Japan
Crop circles are probably the work of cereal killers.
"C++" should have been called "D"
.cshrc ? Ist das nicht eine Insel vor der dalmatinischen Küste ?
¿Cuando se come aqui?
CUL8R LEG8R
Curiosity didn't kill the cat. It was ignorance. But guess who got blamed.
CURSOR: Expert in four-letter words
Cuteness can be overcome through sufficient bastardry.
-----------------------cut here to destroy your monitor-----------------------.
Cut with an axe, beat to fit, paint to match.
C++ verhält sich zu C wie Lungenkrebs zu Lunge.
Cynics are people who know the price of everything and the value of nothing.
Zuletzt aktualisiert : Dieter Zasche Tue Nov 3 10:44:53 2009