| Am I a kitty or a lemur? You be the judge. | |
| | If I do this long enough, I go cross eyed. | |
| | | Then what happened to the Kittens Who Lost Their Mittens? | |
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| I'm too tired not to love you right now. | |
| | | Raise your hand if you're sure. | |
| | | What, you've never seen a bowl of cat before? | |
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| | I'm anticipating the day that I can't fit in here anymore. | |
| | | I think the green compliments my eyes. | |
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| | Now you see the sink . . . | |
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| | Hey . . . this is private. | |
| | | Okay, don't panic. Just grab some Crisco, some margerine and a crowbar. | |
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| | Your skin is so soft. Have you been exfoliating? | |
| | | Dude, that's some good catnip. | |
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| | I hate it when they forget to flush. | |
| | | Oh catnip frog, I thought you were my bestest friend . . | |
| | | . . . and then I met Elmo. | |
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| | I know what you're thinking . . . but I swear it's just a bad angle. | |
| | | "Authorities still do not understand why they keep beaching themselves." | |
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