
Volume 52
SEPTEMBER/OCTOBER 2008
52. 15. SHUTTING OUT THE SUN, by Michael Zeilensiger 2006 [BR] 10.27.2008

I have always had an odd fascination with the Japanese. The story goes in my
family that when I was a baby I looked very ÒAsian.Ó My mother said that she
was nervous about taking me out in the pram or stroller during WWII because
people might think I was Japanese. There are photographs of me that support
the story. But I donÕt think that is why I am fascinated with Japan and the
Japanese. I was fascinated by them even before I came to have three beautiful
grandchildren who are a quarter Japanese.
Maybe it was the dubbed Godzilla and Mothra movies, with some guy in a monster
suit tromping through a scaled-down city and spitting fire. Or, maybe it was
those photos of Hiroshima, flattened with the new fire-spitting dragon of warfare
that got my attention. The first images may well be a psychological product
of he second.
All cultures have their weird stuff, but Japan, isolated and insular with minor
intrusions until the mid-19th Century, is a place that developed a cultural
exoticism of Galapagos extremes, yet with an astounding solidarity. I was once
at an airline ticket counter in England checking in an American group I was
leading. The counter beside me was a British Airlines and a group of about
forty middle-aged to elderly couples were lined up to get their seat assignments.
The couples were concerned that they might be assigned seats away from one
another, but I overheard their English agent telling the Japanese guide to
tell any concerned couples to say to the agent that they are a Òhoneymoon coupleÓ
and they will find seats for them together. I then watched, as astounded as
the giggle-suppressing airline agent who served them, as one superannuated
couple after another approached the counter and announced without the slightest
expression of irony, Òwe are honeymoon cupper.Ó
It is a story that might fit someplace in Shutting Out the Sun. Conformity,
to tradition, to social forms, to conformity itself, and the social response
to conformity, is one of the defining features this book by Far-East journalist
Zeilenziger. He appropriately begins with a discussion of the cases of several
hikikomori, who are mostly young people who are unable to handle various aspects
of Japanese society. They withdraw and hole up, usually in their rooms in their
parentsÕ homes, often for years at a time, hardly communicating with the outside
world at all. America may have its own hikikomori, in the form of the reclusive
computer-game playing kids who can spend as much as eighteen hours each day
with Grand Theft Auto IV, but hikikomori appear to have a more complex genesis
than the western phenomenon.
Thousands of JapanÕs young people are cloistering themselves from their society,
ostensibly, according to professional opinion, because of its overbearing pressure
to conform. Those who do not fit the normsÑone of the reasons for hikikomori
being that brutal bullying of ÒdifferentÓ kids at school is a common and apparently
not un-approved practice in Japanese grade schoolsÑso better to drop out and
stay home.
Were that some anomalous bizarre behavior, the emergence of hikikomori might
be just an interesting article. But Zielenziger sees this phenomenon as almost
a metaphor for the state of Japanese society today. In his view it is not only
hikikomori who are Òshutting out the sun,Ó itÕs the entire society. That example
of Òhoneymoon cuppersÓ is, for example, illustrative of the importance of Ògroup
harmonyÓ to the Japanese. Obedience to harmony stifles independent action when
everyone is always looking the approbation of the group before doing anything.
Zielenziger, a journalist, provides the example of Japanese journalism, which,
he writes, is dominated by Òpress clubs,Ó that essentially determine that Japanese
newspapers carry Òidentical stories each day.Ó Japanese journalists also forge
very tight relation ships with the politicians and other public officials they
Òcover.Ó The same group mentality results in a political system that is unchanging,
the LDP being a single political party that has ruled since 1955.
The hikikomori also describes the features of the Japanese economy. Since WWII
the Japanese have been locked in what some have called a Òsensual embraceÓ
of co-dependency with the American economy. Retaineing their sense of insularity
Japan has employed merchantilist policies of minimizing imports and expanding
their exports to accumulate huge dollar reserves. (Japanese have
historically high personal savings rates as well, hoarding most of it in their
postal systemÕs bank.) The rigidity of that economic system is partly responsible
for the protracted economic recession of its economy through the 1990s.
The hikikomori mentality of the economy has also been problematic in several
social dimensions. The Japanese ÒsararimanÓ or salaryman is somewhat legendary.
Notorious for their allegiance to their companies (Zielenziger says his prime
allegiance is to the firm, not his family), and for his group, he often works
exceedingly long hours (hence spending little time with his family), and also
engages in group activities such as heavy social drinking (see Morley, below).
Descriptions of Japanese corporate behavior sometimes read like that of an
immature American college fraternity.
The bonds and Òlifetime jobÓ guarantee of the sararimen were broken during
the long recession, leaving many former workers with a habit for booze and
rising psychological depression. Work stress, depression, and suicide are common
features of the Japanese workplace; they even have a word for working themselves
to deathÑkaroshi. ÒIn fiscal 2002, a record 317 cases of death from overwork
were formally recognized by the national workerÕs compensation system, in addition
to a record forty-three karoshi-related suicides.Ó (P. 204).
Zielenziger uses the comparison of South Korea and Japan during the decade
of the 1990s to illustrate what he regards as the inability if the Japanese
to fit their economic practices to the global economy. The Koreans have comparatively
done much betterÑin part the author argues due to their adoption of Christianity
in greater numbersÑbecause they are more willing to migrate and to accept foreigners
and foreign workers and ideas. The grou0 and class traditions, lack of political
debate and opposition, and single-party domination kept Japan closed and insular.
Perhaps the most publicized and controversial illustration of the refusal to
change is the inability of the Japanese to accept full responsibility for the
abuses of their colonial and military past and their racism. Japanese textbooks
and museums still do not tell the truth about the origins o WWII and atrocities
such as the Rape of Nanking in 1937-38. This keeps relationships tense with
Korea, from which thousands of Òcomfort womenÓ for the sexual use of Japanese
soldiers during the war were kidnapped, and the Chinese, who were victims not
only in Nanking, but in brutal medic al experimental facilities such as Unit
741 in Manchiria. Japanese schoolchildren grow up without the facts.
Other traditions contribute to the national hikikomori effect. The traditional
Japanese family structure is built on the papering of boys and the commodification
of girls. Boys are supposed o grow up to be wage earners and heads of new families;
girls are supposed to follow their husbands to his home in which his parents
may well reside, becoming a cook, maid, caretaker and breeder of the next male
heir. However, that scenario has bee breaking down in recent years. More young
women prefer to remain unmarried and pursue work careers of their own. In consequence,
the birthrate has declined o the point where some villages and small cities
consist mainly of old people, often with no family members to look after them.
The work force has declined, which has not been helped by the Japanese resistance
to admitting foreign workers into the country.
Zielenziger closes with an interesting observation. ÒNow, we in America run
the risk of becoming over time as insular and isolated as modern Japan, as
our two nations are apparently turning out to be enablers of one anotherÕs
social pathology. We have encouraged Japan to withdraw and retreat and to loyally
follow our commands, while Japan has quietly bankrolled our own overstretched
global ambitions. Like an overprotective mother of a hikikomori, we promise
food and protection as long as the child agrees not to become too disruptive.
This may be pushing he metaphor a bit too far; but then this book was published
before American initiated the meltdown of the global economy.
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© 2008, James A. Clapp
John David Morley, Pictures from the Water Trade, 1985. See also, Alex Kerr, Dogs and Demons, The Fall of Modern Japan (2001), especially on the subject of environment and urban planning, and Nicholas Bornoff, Pink Samurai, Love, Marriage and Sex in Contemporary Japan (1991), if you like the kinky side of things.
52. 14: ÒMY FELLOW PRISONERSÓ 10.21.2008

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No introduction of Sen. John McCain, it seems, comes un-preambled without the
obligatory benediction of his Òheroic serviceÓ in Vietnam. Should there be
an exception we may be assured that McCain himself, who is as much a professional
P.O.W. as a professional politician, will find a way, as he did in addressing
us as Òmy fellow prisoners,Ó to remind us.
I, for one, will have no more of it. John McCain did not, as is often remarked,
bomb Hanoi to keep me from having to trade my pasta for pho noodles for the
rest of my life (anymore than the current stupid war he supports is to keep
my daughters from having to wear burkas). I regard these wars has his wars,
wars of his preference. So screw him if he gets shot down while dropping bombs
on people who never attacked us. Getting shot down is not heroism, itÕs ineptitude.
John McCain is lucky that the No. Vietnamese didnÕt let him drown, or worse.
Had I been subject to his bombing raids I would have called the kids to watch
the bubbles surface on the lake he landed in. In paraphrase of Adrian Kronhauer,
ÒThaaaank You, Vietnaaaam.Ó That was even before the N. Vietnamese knew that
John McCain, was the princeling of a line of Navy Admirals and might have some
propaganda value. Just like Prince George of the Bush line, he came to his
sense of entitlement from the same exclusiveness and hubris.
Unlike the other flop pilot, George, John McCain does have a sense of regret.
George, as we know, never admits mistakes, never regrets anything. But McCain,
who at least has undergone considerable physical discomfort, wears regrets
like campaign ribbonsÑregretting that he let his captors break him down, or
that he dumped his faithful first wife (and he my yet regret Sarah Palin.)
Even many Obama supporters, most recently Colin Powell, will cut McCain considerable
slackÑdespite his windsocking on policy positions, his ridiculous and cynical
choice of Sarah Palin, and his tacit approval of false charges and racist attacks
on Barack ObamaÑby implying that he might make a good president. Powell himself
said that Òeither man would make a good president,Ó displaying the same stupidity
that got him fragged by the neo-cons to take the fall on the non-existent Iraqi
WMD.
Such attitudesÑagain because of the faux ÒheroÓ reputation of McCainÑare ignorant
of the fact that McCain, a man who notoriously, even by his supporters, has
a mean and quick temper, who has shown signs of emotional instability, and
who will sacrifice his principles by kissing up to the extreme right wing and
religious fundamentalists of the Republican Party, would likely be even more
dangerous a president than his dim-witted predecessor. As a well-reasoned article
in The Atlantic Monthly recently argued (ÒWhy War is His Answer,Ó by Jeffrey
Goldberg, October 2008), McCain still believes, as did his Admiral father,
that the Vietnam war was winnable. A ÒvictoryÓ in Iraq and/or Afghanistan,
however that might be defined, would not only vindicate his belief that these
wars are Òwinnable,Ó but would also ÒproveÓ that, without the ÒmeddlingÓ of
politicians, the Vietnam war, his war, would also have been winnable. What
makes John McCain more dangerous than George Bush is that Bush only needs the
appearance that his conduct of the Iraq war is in a pre-victorious state by
the time he leaves officeÑvictory for Bush is what his legacy will say. Bush
needs to be able to say, as a Marine helo pilot said to me several years ago,
ÒWhen I left we were winning.Ó McCain will need to actually (again, however
one defines victory in these forms of conflict) win. He is not joking when
he says Òas long as it takes.Ó Of course, with Palin just a heartbeat away,
a person who has consented to fewer press conferences than Joe the Plumber,
Iraq might be turned into a moose hunt of epic proportions.
It is time to set aside this man who has made a career out of being a professional
P.O.W.. He has been accorded more deference than he deserves and more chances
at high office than he is qualified by intelligence or other qualifications
to hold, most particularly the office of president. He calls himself a ÒmaverickÓ
despite having voted with Bush 90 percent of the time. He has been for and
against the religious right, BushÕs tax cuts, torture, and his own immigration
policy, depending upon the prevailing political advantage. He has shown, in
selecting an abysmally unqualified running mate that his mantra of Òcountry
firstÓ is second to his ambitions and the willingness to compromise any principle
to realize them. He is a human contradiction. If America decides not to turn
from its self-inflicted madness of the past eight years, we still would truly
know exactly what it means when John McCain calls us to attention with ÒMy
fellow prisoners.Ó
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© 2008, James A. Clapp
52. 13: THE SMALL TOWN VS THE GLOBAL METROPOLIS 10.17.2008

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I got out my DVD of Meet John Doe after watching the ÒdebateÓ between Joe Biden
and Sarah Palin. In the 1941 Frank Capra film a cynical newspaper reporter
(Barbara Stanwyck) creates a phony letter to the editor from a man who
says he is so despondent over political conditions that he is going to
commit suicide on Christmas Eve (Capra loved Christmas Eve as a movie motif).
When the paper needs to produce this John Doe (Gary Cooper) is selected,
an apolitical hobo who only cares about his failed baseball career. ItÕs
a great fast-paced Capra film and you should rent it every political season.
This year you might also want to rent Mr. Smith Goes to Washington (1939).
In this one Jimmy Stewart is a Boy Scout leader from a rural state who runs
for congress, wins and, when he gets there, finds it corrupted by career politicians.
It also has a cynical newspaperwoman, but is famous for its filibuster scene.
Along with Meet John Doe, this film encapsulates several attitudes about America
and its politics that prevail to the present day. They also help to explain
the phenomenon of Sarah Palin.
Back around 1940 women were relegated to the non-political roles in both film
and politics. These films are only two data points, but one wonder what might
be made of the fact that Capra chose women to represent Òthe mediaÓ in both
of these movies. Both are urban, cynical, and too smart for their own good.
Typically (of Hollywood) they fall in love with the heroes in their film and
figure in their righteous crusades (which, in todayÕs terms, would be the equivalent
of Keith Olbermann falling for Sarah Palin). But suffice to say that the media
were also vilified by politicians in those days. There is probably more to
the media equals women equation than we could get into, but letÕs save that
one for later (or never).
Where I am heading with this piece is (for me) safer and more familiar territory.
What the Palin candidacy reminds us of is that Americans have not lost their
love affair for the rural or small town politician who aspires for higher office
out of the worthy motive to bring honesty and cleanliness and true American
mores to governance. Politicians used to invent Òlog cabinÓ birthplaces for
themselves to connect with this tradition, which was almost as important as
a military pedigree. So Palin invokes her Wasilla, Alaska (pop. ca. 8000) background
regularly to contrast herself with those evil big cities like New York and
Washington. Just an innocent small town Òhockey momÓ married to a ÒJoe six-pack.Ó
America has long been a country with an identity crisis. Our roots are in the
soil; we started out mostly as farmers, not townsmen. Some of our founding
father deeply distrusted cities. Jefferson called them a Òsore upon the body
politic.Ó We tolerated small towns because they were places where Òeverybody
knew everybody elseÓ sort of a gossip-driven behavioral policing system, and
where you knew who were churchgoers, and family-values were the norm and people
knew their place from their skin color. They were also places where vital farm-to-market
roads led; American farmers were no interested in subsistence, but were capitalists
who were interested in producing a surplus for profit.
But contrary to these attitudes, by 1920, when Americans became predominantly "urban" in
habitat, we have moved inexorably into the metropolitan age. In that process
we have left behind that significant part of the American experience that was
shaped by the small town. Scores and scores of small towns have withered and
died, abandoned by their youth or economic bases, or bypassed by the freeways
that connect the big cities. Others, swallowed by metropolitan expansion, struggle
to preserve what small town identity remains. Today, for most of us, the small
town is a place we know mostly through movies, novels and TV, and whose reality
lies somewhere between often contradictory myths. One of these myths is of the
idealized small town: an almost utopian preserve composed of "Andy Hardy" or "Our
Gang" type kids playing happily on elm-lined streets with white picket
fences. It has little red schoolhouses, town squares with band gazebos, the
requisite general store and protestant generic clapboard church. Everybody
knows everybody, perhaps too well, but it's much preferred over big city anonymity.
There are, in addition, the small town social archetypes: the pastor, the school
marm, a town drunk and town floozie, the two old maid sisters who live in the
big Victorian house on Elm street, the local constable, the publisher of the
Elmtown Gazette, and, of course, the chorus of solid, small town families knitted
together by unshakable allegiance to God, the flag, football or hockey, and
extended-familism.
There's a host of people to whom we can credit these images: Regionalist painters,
Samuel Clemens, sociologists of the early Chicago School, and Frank Capra films,
among others. But more and more, such places exist (maybe only ever existed)
in the nostalgia-misted recesses of the American mind. One reads or hears occasionally
of a revival of small towns, of disenchanted stock brokers and corporation
executives (and their wireless routers) emigrating from the hyper-urbanism
of New York or Chicago to small towns in Vermont or Oregon in search of the
grail of small townism, with its slower pace, small scale, and, if not love,
at least know-thy-neighbor values. But the demographics soundly demonstrate
that for most of us the metropolis is the habitat of choice or necessity.
Perhaps, too, the rhapsodized reputation of the American small town has been
tarnished by the same sources of myth-making that exalted it. Today, when we
assay this bedrock of American idealism we find it adulterated with a mixture
of myth, reality and revenge. While the mass media have given us the skewed
romanticized perspective of the small towns of Andy Hardy and the Waltons they
have also fed our imaginations on a staple of Peyton Place and the generic
small Southern towns of mean-spirited, bigoted, xenophobic, reactionaries.
Andy Hardy has grown up to knock up Sarah PalinÕs teenage daughter or lead
a gang of unemployed, sexually-frustrated small town youth ready to commit
atrocities on any alien they can chase down in their gun-racked pickup trucks.
It is unlikely that they would be deterred by the obese, cigar-munching sheriff
who is blinded by his mirrored sunglasses to any malfeasance he can't snare
in his speed trap.
Maybe this negative imagery has come about in the same way as the idealized
myth of small towns--a modicum of reality made stereotype by our hopes for
a promised land, or the loss of it. Maybe the negative image is as much the
result of revenge on the small town for not having lived up to its mythology.
And just maybe, some of us need to destroy the myth of the ideal small town
to ease our urban discontent. After all, if Emerald City turns out to be a
dreadful place, then there is indeed no place like home.
What is more certain is that more and more of us will have to choose either
myth from less and less real experience with the small town. More and more,
our images of small towns will likely be formed by scriptwriters and novelists
with little or no small town experience. But since myth-making is a proven
staple of mass media, it is also fairly certain that, no matter how metropolitan
or cosmopolitan we become, politicians like Sarah Palin will always try to
tap into, if only in our imaginations, a small town somewhere in each of us.
While you are renting those other Capra films you might want to rent (unless
you have it memorized by now) ItÕs a Wonderful Life. Almost everything in the
current political context seems to have a precursor in this 1946 film: there
is the run on the Bailey familyÕs savings and loan bank; there is the difficulty
of immigrant families assimilating into he community and affording homes; and
there is the rich and greedy Mr. Potter, the equivalent of the present Wall
Street Òmaster of the universe.Ó You will see that what goes around comes around
in American politics, but, doggone it, you will enjoy it more than those useless
debates. All that is needed is a re-write if the films last line, spoken by
little Zu-Zu to her father, Jimmy Stewart. I hear her now, ÒEvery time a bell
rings, a Wall Street Master of the Universe gets his golden parachute.Ó You
betcha.
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© 2008, James A. Clapp
52. 12: THE McCHURIAN CANDIDATE 10.13.2008

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ÒRaymond Shaw is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human
being I've ever known in my life.Ó [from John FrankenheimerÕs The Manchurian Candidate,
1962
There are a lot of reasons not to trust John McCain. He has Cain in his name;
didnÕt you read your Bible? Remember what Cain did? He killed his brother and
then went off to the land of Nod (which is where Ronald Reagan napped).
OK, if that wonÕt work, the guyÕs a liar. He lies a lot, and at first when
he is called on it he denies he is lying. Then he says, ÒOK, so I lied,Ó and
then goes on about how he was a P.O.W. for five years, for which we are to
forgive him for lying and call him a Òhero.Ó
But he still tells lies. Like this one; last Wednesday, National Public Radio's
Steve Inskeep asked McCain if there would be "an occasion where you could
imagine turning to Governor Palin for advice in a foreign policy crisis?"
McCain answered: "I've turned to her advice many times in the past. I
can't imagine turning to Senator Obama or Senator Biden, because they've been
wrong."
How can that be? McCain met Palin only twice before he selected her. Where
did the Òmany times in the past come fromÓ? And what would he ask her advice
about, which direction is Russia? She herself lies like a . . . a . . . McCain.
She was for (the part she leaves out), then against the infamous ÒBridge to
Nowhere.Ó Then she said that she had gone to Ireland as part of her Òinternational
experience,Ó where the plane she was on stopped there to re-fuel. She said
sheÕs been to Iraq, but only went to Kuwait. But, hey, what the heck.
So what is it with McCain? Maybe itÕs this. There is a clip from his first
presidential debate with Barrak Obama that shows him blinking 138 times in
sixty seconds. During much of this he is issuing some blather about how he
feels the economic pain of the American people. A lot of people associate blinking
while being declarative with prevarication. ItÕs like lying takes some extra
mental effort because the brain knows the truth and that causes this little
blinking in the eyes while the brain fabricates something in place of he truth.
So, you might ask, why then doesnÕt Palin blink; she lies just like McCain. ThatÕs a good question, you betcha. Well, you need to look more carefully. If you watch her during the VP debate, you will see that there were a couple of winks in there. Many people thought these were just sexy little advances to Republican wankers like Bill OÕReilly and Rush Limbaugh, but they were reflexes from the deep programming she was subjected to by her handlers in the days leading up to her debate. Palin was programmed to repeat a mindless lop of works and phrases, such as Òthe corruption in Washington and on Wall Street,Ó Òthere ya go again, Joe, talkinÕ about the past,Ó ÒIÕm a ÔmaverickÕ just like John McCain,Ó and ÒDoggone, it, IÕm gonna shoot and field dress Charles Gib . . . I mean Osama bin Laden.Ó Each blink was a sign that the tape in her head had to re-wind. She was programmed the same way as the Manchurian candidate, but instead of being shown the Queen of Hearts she was flashed a photo of a smiling Katie Couric.
The difference between McCain and Palin is that Palin actually believes what
she says. When she says that she ÒdidnÕt blinkÓ when McCain asked her to be
his Vice President, she meant it. ItÕs the same sort of self-assurance you
need to believe youÕre the best looking babe in Wasilla (must have half of
your teeth). The same assurance that thinking Russia is close by is international
diplomatic experience. This would be the most dangerous Vice President since
. . . since, Jesus, Dick Cheney, you betcha!
So what is afoot here? A little review of The Manchurian Candidate might help.
It is the movie that helped popularize the term Òbrain washing.Ó American P.O.W.s
in the Korean War are brainwashed (in Manchuria) and programmed in some gripping
scenes in which they will even unemotionally kill one another when ordered.
When they are repatriated they donÕt even know they are programmed, until one
day when Raymond Shaw (Lawrence Harvey) is coincidentally looking at he Queen
of Hearts and hears someone say Ògo jump in the lakeÓ and he heads for Central
Park and walks into the pond.
The plot is too twisty to fully recount here, but it turns out that Raymond
is the son of a right-wing political couple, the Joe McCarthy-like step-father
a Senator Iselin, and his conniving wife and mother. See, just like McCain
comes from a line of Navy admirals. Moreover, their son, Sgt. Shaw has been
awarded the Medal of Honor for his Òbravery,Ó although even Shaw canÕt seem
to recall what that act of bravery was (something like the same way McCain
got to be a ÒheroÓ for getting shot down). In any event, Shaw is programmed
to robotically and, with the connivance of his power-lusting mother (Angela
Lansbury) commit an assassination at a political convention that will allow
his Senator step-father (the VP nominee) to step into the place of the victim
and become elected president himself and give a speech that will plunge the
USA into political chaos. Turns out that the Russians are behind the whole
thing. I wonÕt spoil the ending for you if you havenÕt seen the Manchurian
Candidate. (It was hard to get hold of for several years. Co-star Franck Sinatra
bought the film and reputedly took it out of release because of the similar
elements to the assassination of JKF.)
So now back to blinky John McCain. Could this rather unstable Senator be the
McChurian candidate? Could he be the irascible ÒmaverickÓ president who is
(was) ÒprogrammedÓ by the N. Vietnamese over five years of captivity to someday
be called upon to take irrational actions like Òbomb, bomb, bombÓ Iran and
to even further politically and economically destabilize the USA with endless
wars in Iraq and Iran. Does all that blinking betray an unstable mental state
that not only flip-flops on issue positions from poll to poll, but also might
fire off nuclear missiles with the same abandon and anger that he attacks his
own wife with nasty expletives? Only recently have we learned of the relationship
between McCain and his N. Vietnamese jailer, Cao Pham Phong (see DCJ No. 52.
10, about ÒLove in the Hanoi HiltonÓ). And what might be the role of Sarah
Palin in all of this? Was McCain programmed to choose some dim-witted, easily-programmned,
but egregiously ambitious politician from a state uncomfortably close to Russia
for some reason we will only know when it is far too late, when she is even
less than a heartbeat away? Hmmmmm, the plot thickens? What is this sinister
relationship between Mr. Blinky and Ms Winky?
Be afraid, America. And be alert. You just might hear Sara Palin say at one
of their rallies: ÒJohn McCain is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful
human being I've ever known in my life." (wink, wink) Then
we will know for certain that Blinky McCain is indeed The McChurian Candidate.
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© 2008, James A. Clapp
51. 11: THE SECRET SUPPER, by Javier Sierra (2004) BR 10.7.2008

I have poked some fun at Da VinciÕs Last Supper over the years, depicting it like a scene from Barry LevinsonÕs 1983 film, Diner, in which a bunch of guys bitch and kibbitz over ordering the food and who is going to pick up the check. I have even alleged that the Last Supper took place in a 1st century establishment called MaxÕs Jerusalem Deli, where one of the ÒtwelveÓ appropriately ordered rack of lamb for Jesus because, after all, he is the Agnus Dei, and not long after would be the sacrificial ÒlambÓ in the centerpiece of Christian Liturgy.
When it was being painted on the wall of MilanÕs Santa Maria della Grazie,
a project that took Da Vinci three years overall (1495-98), it was called the
Cenacolo, (cena, Italian for dinner). The Cenacolo was a big deal, eagerly
awaited by the public, as were all works of art by famous artists in Tuscany.
Artists were the Òrock starsÓ of the time. Moreover, most works of art were
commissioned by religious authorities and dealt with religious subjects. So,
given the times in which there was even less separation between church and
state than there is in America these days, the way in which the subject was
depicted was charged with both political and religious consequences.
The intrigue of SierraÕs novel will remind some of The DaVinci Code. It has
all of that secret stuff, with oddball monks, unexplained murders, and especially,
coded messages and riddles imbedded in Latin and, in this case, the famous
painting. DaVinci has become the prime vehicle for this sort of genre; he was
brilliant polymath, the model of the ÒRenaissance man,Ó and quirky. His sexuality,
or lack of it, has always been in question, he worked on projects that were
related to military concerns, new technologies, he visited morgues and apparently
dissected corpses to better understand human physiology, and he wrote about
these things in a mirror script. (Some allege that, because he was left-handed,
Da Vinci found it more comfortable to write from right to left.)
It must be admitted that the Renaissance is a good period for mining material
for the historical politico-religious thriller. There were a lot of activities
that might remind one of today. There were the rivalries between the states
in Italy, especially between the city-states, such as Florence and Milan, as
well as rivalries between the powerful families, such as the Medici, Borgia,
dÕEste and Sforza contending for secular and religious power, and there were
heresies, such as the Cathar heresy in Southern France (the same place that
figures prominently in The DaVinci Code) that was regarded as a diabolical
threat to the Roman Catholic Church, and the liturgical differences between
the Guelphs and Ghibellines. And we must not leave out that instrument of the
Òextraordinary renditionÓ of the timeÑthe Inquisition.
Sierra chooses Fr. Agostino Leyre as his narrator. He is, appropriately, a
Dominican, since they were most active as inquisitors and, we learn, writing
about the events of the story as an old man who has taken up a hermetic retirement
in Egypt. Agostino is one of several fictional characters set in amongst a
cast that includes actual characters and events in addition to DaVinci and
the painting. He provides a cast of characters at the end of the book and one
can distinguish which are the historical figures because the vital dates are
provided for real persons.
AgostinoÕs narration begins with the sudden death of Beatrice dÕEste, the 22-year-old
Duchess of Milan, who dies in childbirth. But these were the days when there
was a lot of poisoning going on. That event really doesnÕt go anywhere and
the story gets ff to a rather sluggish start with much setting up about riddles
and word play, which is an interest of Agostino, who has been dispatched by
higher authorities to find out if there is anything suspicious going on in
Milan.
DaVinci, who is not a very religious man, is suspect. Then there is a mysterious
monk called the ÒSoothsayerÓ who is a master interpreter of riddles, a one-eyed
monk and another who is a librarian that apparently sells mysterious books
to a rich merchant from Spain. At the center if it all is a Latin poem of a
few lines than makes no sense by itself and, of course, the painting of the
Last Supper.
There are also a couple of murders, both of monks, one of which is the librarian,
and grisly death of the on-eyed monk, apparently because they Óknew too muchÓ
about a conspiracy that is deeper still in the plot. These plot thickeners
donÕt really do all that much for the reader except to throw suspicion in several
directions, including at Leonardo himself, since he is notoriously insouciant
about such matters, as is not only demonstrated by this book, but in reference
(to those who know his story) to the manner in which he sketched the hanged
Pazzi conspirators in the murder of Giulano de Medici back in Florence.
This all unravels rather incredulously for this reader with relationships drawn
among the variable of the poem, nicknames assigned to the apostles, and eventually,
ecco, that you need to read things in reverse when you are dealing with Leonardo,
and in so doing the sets of letter derived from the positions of the apostles
at the last (and secret) supper spell out a word that points to Leonardo (or
his patron) being part of the dreaded Cathar hersey
But one ends up asking this question: If the intent of the clues to the Secret
Supper are so complexly-imbedded in the positions, arrangements, and portrayals
of the attendees at the last supper such that it painfully reveals some cipher
that ends up spelling out a single word that represents the Cathar heresy,
then why should anyone give a damn about this? If one has to read an entire
book just to get at this rather fabricated and not very interesting result,
it is about as consequential as finding Mickey MantleÕs 1958 batting average
represented in some passage in Deuteronomy.
It may be that, because religion relies upon a willing suspension of rationality,
writers of this sort of genre rely upon a willingness to accept an interpretation
of meaning that can be gratuitously extracted from most any set if circumstances.
Indeed, religion very much about assigning meaning, often recondite meaning
(which makes it even more meaningful) to things. Those with fatalistic religiosity
walk around in a self-constructed (deluded?) world in which everything has
meaning because it is a universe of god(s), spirits, contending forces of good
and evil in some cosmic drama in which they are a player/spectator. If everything
has a meaning, then nothing has meaning.
Not that the Cathar heresy (they regarded themselves a ÒpureÓ Christians and
gave no allegiance to the Pope) is inconsequential. Eventually the Roman Catholic
Church, which in those days tolerated no competition, wiped out the Cathars
rather ruthlessly. Sierra writes that, ÒWhen the papal troops would enter a
city in which the heretics had taken root, they killed all men, women and children,
making no distinction between Cathars and Christians. When they reached Heaven,
the soldiers said, God would distinguish his own.Ó (P. 234) Sound familiar?
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© 2008, James A. Clapp
52. 10: A DRAGON CITY JOURNAL ELECTION SPECIAL INTERVIEW 10.2.2008
DCJÕs Asian Bureau Chief, Ba Feng Gu, who is fluent
in Vietnamese, spoke with former North Vietnamese Prison Guard (and now proprietor
of CaoÕs Oodles of Noodles Diner in Hanoi) Cao Pham Phong. Read the full,
un-expurgated transcript. Then, read the book that will make or break the
2008 presidential election.

©2008,
UrbisMedia
DCJ: So, Mr. Cao, surely you must realize that some of the American public
might think that the Democrats have put you up to releasing your book just
now, when Mr. McCain is just a month away from the election of the next president
of the United States?
CPP: No sir, not at all. My book has nothing to do with politics. It is about
love, the love that grew between Johnny and . . .
DCJ: LetÕs be clear here: Are you referring Senator John McCain when you say
ÒJohnnyÓ?
CPP: Yes, he was always my Johnny, and he always will be. I actually called
him ÒLittle Johnny,Ó but donÕt ask me to explain why, itÕs too . . . ah, well,
personal.
DCJ: So why now, after all these years, are you publishing this book? You must
be aware that America has a lot of homophobic bigots, most of whom support
Senator McCainÕs candidacy. This could end his chances to be another shot down
Navy pilot to become president.
CPP: I want him back. Yes, after all these years I canÕt get over Johnny. I
want him back and, if I have to destroy his ambitions to be president to get
him, I will. We can get married in California and then go back to Vietnam and
take up where we left off. I have fixed up a little flat just like the cell
that Johnny had, where our love blossomed, but with new drapes and some nice
wall sconces for that low, intimate lighting. Then we can open a little Bed
and Breakfast place in Halong Bay . . .
DCJ: Mr. Cao, with all respect, you canÕt seriously expect anyone to believe
that an American war hero and a man they are calling Òthe next George BushÓ
would give it all up to go back with you to a torture cell . . .
CPP: DonÕt say ÒtortureÓ cell, Mr. Ba, or I will have to bring great discomfort
to your genitals with my boot. Remember, I am a NVA prison guard and I am trained
in such measures.
DCJ: Sorry, Mr. Cao, IÕll wear a cup to our next interview . . .
CPP: [rather emphatically] I did not torture Johnny! What do you take me for,
Dick Cheney? Sure, we were not signatories to he Geneva Conventions, but we
did sign the articles of the Indochinese Pet Groomers Convention.
DCJ: Excuse me, sir, but I donÕt see the relevance . . .
CPP: Johnny loved it when I spent hours brushing the lice out of the hair on
his back.
DCJ: Yes, I read in the accolades for your book that his colleague, Senator
Larry, ÒWide StanceÓ Craig found that one of the most tender passages of your
book. Is it true that you actually met Senator Craig? Most people donÕt get
to meet even one senator.
CPP: Well, not quite, but it sounded like him. I was passing through Minneapolis
Airport on my book tour and, . . . well from the tapping of his shoes it sounded
like he wanted to meet me. It was like Fred Astaire was in the adjoining stall.
DCJ: LetÕs just leave it at that. To return to the, ahem, torture matterÑis
it true that the North Vietnamese actually fixed Senator McCainÕs injuries?
CPP: Yes, we did. Johnny was a mess when we fished him out of that lake. He
might have drowned, you know. His arms were in pretty bad shape. You know when
he does that little thing with his arms, like that music leader, whatÕs his
name, Mitch Miller, used to do, like he is some silly old puppetÑsooo cute!
Well thatÕs from JohnnyÕs arms being so messed up. We used to get out some
Mitch Miller tapes and Johnny would lead the guards in a sing-along and do
that thing with his armsÑ sooo cute! Johnny loved those Barbra Streisand tapes,
too; he loved to dress up as Yentil, and dance . . . well, hobble, around the
cell.
DCJ: How did you get hold of these tapes, may I ask.
CPP: DidnÕt you read the book? Jane brought them.
DCJ: Jane? Oh! Jane Fonda! Really?
CPP: Of course, silly. She also brought Johnny some of her panties. He loved
them. She used to give us the locations of your missile solos in Hollywood
and we would let her bring anything in.
DCJ: Then why didnÕt she get him out of the Hanoi Hilton?
CPP: She could have gotten him out. You know, there is this myth about when
Johnny was asked if he wanted to go home and he declined because his fellow
prisoners were not allowed to leave with him . . . ?
DCJ: Yes, it is one of the reasons Johnny . . . rather, Senator McCain is regarded
as a military ÒheroÓ is America.
CPP: Well, Jane set that up. But I think you are sitting across from the real
reason Johnny didnÕt want to leave. [Pause] We were so happy together. Johnny
always said that our . . . ah, ÒrelationshipÓ gave a whole new meaning to the
Stockholm Syndrome. [Mr. Cao begins to tear up]
DCJ: But Mr. Cao, it is unrealistic to think that Senator McCain, an important
man, with several children, thirteen cars and more houses than he can remember,
is going to go back to Vietnam and operate a B & B with a former prison
guard. HeÕs a married man.
CPP: Oh, that bitch. Excuse me. But Johnny has called here worse than that,
you know. Look at me; not one cosmetic surgery, tight as a kettle drum. When
Johnny loses the election heÕll dump her just like he dumped the other one
and become his real self again. And if that Palin woman tries to make babies
with weird names with my Johnny I will field dress her like a cow moose.
DCJ: Whoa, I guess you are serious, Mr. Cao. But what if he is indeed elected,
sir?
CPP: But I believe Johnny will not be elected. Not when people read my book.
I want him to come back with me to Vietnam. It can be like the old days. I
even saved the little Yentil suit Jane brought him. IÕm the only one who can
make him feel like a real hero.
DCJ: And if you are wrong . . . ?
CPP: Well . . . I have applied to become a presidential intern.
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© 2008, UrbisMedia
52. 9: ECON 101 FOR McBUSH 10.1.2008

©
2008, UrbisMedia
The Òdismal scienceÓ is producing some real doomsayers these days. Doomsayer-ness
is, of course, directly proportional to the amount of personal income (including
stock options, executive jets and golden parachutes for bailing out of them)
of the so-called Òmasters of the universeÓ who play with our currency, jobs,
banks and pensions as though it were their personal Monopoly game.
They, guys like Bernake and Paulson and the ever-lurking in the background
Mr. Greenbacks Greenspan, are doing a lot of doomsaying of late. They have
invoked Code Red for of their economic version of 911 to scare the bejeesus
out of us into sheepishly giving them $700,000,000,000 of our tax money
with as few strings attached as possible.
Way back in 1962 I received a bachelorÕs degree in Economics. A few years later,
a third of my Ph.D. was devoted to urban economic and political economy. Those
achievements donÕt quite make me an Òeconomist,Ó since I never really ÒdidÓ
economics beyond some economic base reports as a planning consultant. But I
am much more of an economist than some of he right-wing clods and Libertarians
from Mars who go to (anti) taxpayer meetings and think they know what the hell
they are talking about. The supply of economic idiots well exceeds the demand.
There is also a guy named Bush who reputedly has an M.A. from the Harvard Business
School. I will put my B.A. up against that dolt any day.
Bush not only has batted 1000 in his personal business failures in oil drilling
and baseball teams, he is the CEO of the biggest economic meltdown since the
Great Depression. But we canÕt put all of the blame on Georgie. No, his party
shares that with him. He had help from his fellow Republicans.
Now the Repubs are between a rock (their contributors from Wall Street who
want a bailout), and a hard place (their ideological aversion to what they
see as impending ÒsocialismÓ) and canÕt seem to figure out, Harvard M.A.s,
or not, what the hell to do. Bush has cajoled Republican congressmen (who would
like to get re-elected) to go along with his Treasury Secretary (who owns millions
of Goldman-Sachs stock), and acts like this was a crisis that sort of just
came along, just now that itÕs hereÑlike his war in Iraq and hurricane KatrinaÑwe
must deal with it.
Well, here the B.A. in Econ from Le Moyne must instruct the (reputed) M.A.
from Harvard in a little Econ 101. Here is how we got here, Georgie. So listen
up, doofuss.
1. Your hero, Ronnie Reagan famously said in his first inaugural address, that "government
is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem." From
that simple-minded base he started four processesÑnever levying new taxes and
changing the tax code to favor the rich because he believed, as you do, in
Òtrickle-down economics.Ó By the way, your father called it Òvoodoo economics.Ó
Then he started the practice of Òde-regulationÓ of everything he could, including
the financial sector because, remember now, Ògovernment is the problem.Ó This
did not stop him from creating the largest public debt (on behalf mostly of
his defense contractor friends) until you bettered him. But then Òsupply-sideÓ
economics was illustrated for him on the back of a napkin. Ronnie was about
as good an economist as he was an actor. But he became the ÒheroÓ of the Republicans.
2. This set up the preconditions for the perfect storm new are in now. Wealth
was moved from the lowest to the richest, who now began using their credit
cards with wild abandon, for everything. They built the largest private debt
in the universe. The banks got rich on them. They were encouraged to keep buying
what they donÕt really needÑbig houses with three-car garages, SUVs as big
as houses, expensive recreational toys, etc. The Chinese produced cheap crap
from Wal Mart, television created a dozen Òshopping channels,Ó and even when
911 happened the second thing out of BushÕs mouth was that we should Ògo shopping.Ó
And when we were finished shopping we could continue spending money Òon the
tabÓ at the Òtables.Ó Local governments (remember, all governments are evil)
were fiscally hamstrung because the right wing Ònever raise a taxÓ mantra was
extended to municipalities and school districts, but local government couldnÕt
raise debt the way the Fed does. So casinos and lotteries popped up everywhere,
trickling down a bit of the take to hook the local governments.
3. Meanwhile, Reagan created the atmosphere that the rich deserved to be rich.
The people, he workers, who he Republicans call the Òstrong fundamentals of
the American economy,Ó were becoming convinced that there was Òeasy moneyÓ
out there. They could play the stock market, too, buy junk bonds, maybe become
a master of the universe themselves. Or, if thatÕs too complicated, they could
(but you have op be a Filipino postal worker) hit the big Lotto by just scratching
some numbers on a card. That usually didnÕt work out, so both parents could
go to work to keep up the consumption. But meanwhile the Òdeserved richÓ were
doing much better. They were arbitraging companies, outsourcing jobs, raiding
pension plans, all under the non-watchful eyes of the de-regulated regulators.
CEOÕs were paying themselves in the hundreds of millions in salaries and stock
options, but as long as gas was cheap and inflation was in check American workers
were like the proverbial frogs in the pot of slowly boiling water. The Reagan
financial legacy was thatÑas Dick Cheney has now famously said: Òdeficits donÕt
matterÓÑand regulations do matter either. So, we got the S & L Crisis of
the late 1980s (with Neil Bush of Silverado in the middle of it and John McCain
taking 200K in campaign contributions from Keating) and the idea that bailing
out reckless financial institutions is OK, too.
The absence of war and the economic boost of the IT revolution kept the incipient
drains of rising heath care costs, the elderly living longer, rising energy
costs and lurking dangers of environmental ignorance in the background. But
when the Bush administration came on more were slipping below the poverty line,
more jobs were outsourced, and more companies were screwing their workers out
of the pensions and other benefits.
4. Bush was the catalystÑthe perfect combination of ideological stupidity to
compliment corporate cupidity. We may never know whether it was uncanny prescience
or dumb luck that caused Osama bin Laden to select his moment, but Bush was
he perfect Òtarget,Ó someone who would under-estimate a threat and over-react
to its results. All that was needed was to light the fuse and Bush would destroy
the American economy in a war of choice. The destruction of the American international
reputation was a bonus. The war bled $10 billion/month into the Iraqi sand,
allowed the Taliban back into Afghanistan, pushed inflation in America, sold
of hundreds of billions of American debt to China and Japan. But never would
a tax increase to pay for it would be levied so that Americans would know the
true cost. Never would a draft be levied to show the true human cost. We
have become a people who know the price of everything, and the value of nothing.
5. Americans, a people badly in need of an Econ 101 class, just didnÕt get
it. Frightened that they just might be forced to go to mosques and wear burkhas
to the mall the bought four more years of Bush and his war and his de-regulation
of Wall Street. The debt continued to be outsourced to China (along with more
jobs) and he was the first president not to raise taxes during wartime (our
longest wartime).
But Americans had money to keep up acting like the Òrichest country in the
world.Ó Wall Street knew where that money wasÑin the very place that most Americans
have most of their personal wealthÑtheir houses. Enter the sub-prime bomb.
HereÕs how it works. First, tell Americans that their houses are worth a lot
more than they are. Worth is tricky in economics, but this is no place to get
into the territory of Òvalue in useÓ and Òvalue in exchange.Ó Suffice to say
that inflated home prices (hence, inflated equity) would allow Americans to
tap into all that ÒwealthÓ via the mortgage re-fi. Wow! Take that cruise, buy
that boat, head for Vegas! Moreover, there was money to be made in commissions:
get an adjustable rate mortgage for some guy who is unemployed and has alimony
payments and a drug problem. No problemÑuntil the Fed nudged its prime rate
up a touch. Just wrap that crappy future default in with some other securities
and sell the package everywhere you can, from Boise to Beijing. NobodyÕs looking,
nobodyÕs checking, everybodyÕs on he take, digging the delusion.
6. It couldnÕt last. The metaphors aboundÑthe bubble burst, the house of cards
came down, the credit tsunami rolled over the banks and securities industryÑthings
werenÕt worth what they needed to be worth. The Fed had been pumping money
into the bloated credit market for years, and a virtual Ponzi was in the making.
Wall Street couldnÕt resist getting into the mortgage game and ÒsecuritizingÓ
it, hence infecting themselves with bad debt. Everybody borrowed from everybody,
every body owed everybody. Things are fine if nobody calls in their debt, or
gets nervous and goes to the bank and fills out a withdrawal slip. Into the
bargain America, which has pissed off much of he world dues to the preemptive
war Bush Doctrine (are you listening Sarah?), and the Gitmo and Abu Ghraib
gulags, has now pissed off much of the world by doing what is tantamount to
spitting in their soup.
7. Bailout time. Now politics, the realm of the possible, not the calculable,
takes over. The very people who contributed most to the credit crisis are the
ones pushing to take charge of its solution. Now the rotten mortgages will
be dumped back on the shoulders of the very public they were sold to. For the
Republicans every principle has its priceÑthe free market, anti-de-reg, socialist
practices, you name it, goes out the window. Just today and email was sent
to me with an old NYTimes clipping where Democrats objected to Bush creating
a new regulatory agency for Fannie Mae and Freddie MacÑanswerable only to the
Executive BranchÑas ÒevidenceÓ that Democrats areÑcan you believe this!Ñanti-regulation!
So now they are scaring us with the ÒDÓ word, people will be out on ÒMain StreetÓ
without jobs and food.
Maybe we need a good economic depression, sort of a cleansing, so we can create
a new New Deal. First requirement of a new New DealÑan Econ 101 course, for
everybody, Wall Street, too.
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© 2008, James A. Clapp
52. 8: ON BEING (SORT OF) ÔWHITEÕ 9.27.2008

Three posters in shop windows in a mall in Hong Kong. Getting white is
a big business in Hong Kong, and products abound to get that bleached look.
Laneige is supposed to produce that ÒSnow WhiteÓ appearance. These three
shops, where shop assistants are often chosen for their whiteness, are within
thirty meters of one another. One almost feels the melanin being sucked from
your epidermis just walking past them.
Although it was many years ago, an incident in my classroom still remains fresh
in my mind. A young African-American student was in my class in Urban Government.
During a class discussion there was a difference of opinion on urban finance
between him and an Anglo student. When I addressed the African-AmericanÕs opinion
he dismissed my words by saying that I was looking at the question Òthrough
the eyes of a White man.Ó I replied that that my remarks were about
economics per se and asked him for the ÒracialÓ inference in what
I said. He
basically replied I would not understand, because I was White.Ó
After class he came to me and said he wanted to drop the class. When I asked
why, he implied that because of what he said I would not give him a good grade.
I said I would give him what he earned, as I did with every student, but he
was un-deterred. I didnÕt like the implication that I was a racist, but I signed
his drop card for him. But I also told him that he needed to deal with his
racist attitude. He turned from leaving and said, as I suspected he might,
Òwhat,Ó my racist attitude. I also suspected he hadnÕt heard that
applied to him before.
ÒYes,Ó I said, Òyour racist attitude is going to ruin your education.Ó He looked
somewhere between astonishment and proficide. Before he could respond I added,
"You must realize that you are playing right into the hands of true White racists
when you say that people cannot see things the same way who are from different
races. ThatÕs exactly what the racists say, and why they oppose integration.Ó
He turned and left without saying another word, either believing sill that
he White guy didnÕt get it because he was White, or maybe I had given him something
to think about. I wanted to have a conversation about what things are influenced
by our sub-cultures, but also those things, the many, many of them, that transcend
our color and culture. I wanted to tell him that two bucks plus two bucks equals
four bucks whatever color you are. Yes, four bucks might mean more to a Black
guy who is poorer, but the math is the math. But I never encountered him again.
I donÕt define myself as ÒWhite.Ó To the extent that I care at all about human
chromatics I color myself as a ÒswarthyÓ guy. Racially, IÕm not from the Caucuses,
IÕm from Swarthia, that place of tawny-tone in which most of the world falls,
and the rest is, by interbreeding, inclined. So, someday we will arrive at
a point where bigots will have to find some other reason to act superior to
people shaded diffrerently than themselves. However, members of the American
White PeopleÕs Party and the KKK will continue to breed exclusively with
their sisters to ensure the continuance of both whiteness and double-digit
IQs.
These thoughts are inspired by the fact that America might have its first president
who is at least (though hardly mentioned) half African AmericanÑa
century and a half after we had to fight a war to just allow African-Americans
freedom from slavery. But racial prejudice is not a de jure matter;
it lurks in the mental recesses just above red necks and blue perms and in
the wink-wink, nudge-nudge universe where exclusion and inferiority complexes
find snide and sneaky comfort.
I frankly donÕt get what the hang-up with whiteness is all about. It is not
restricted to American bigots. As the above ads (and these three are just a
sample) indicate, Asian women must be obsessed with getting any color at all
out of their skin. Star actresses, newsreaders and, naturally, the women in
television commercials and print ads for whitening creams, are so white (or
photographically bleached) that only eyes, lips and an occasional nostril appear
against a blindingly-blanched background. Indian woman seem no less obsessed.
Check out a Bollywood film and the lead actress will be several tones lighter
than any women you might encounter on the streets of Mumbai or Delhi. And,
as if to hammer the point home, the villains in these films are quite dark-skinned.
The female obsession with epidermal whiteness may owe something to association
with social class. Numerous statues of couples in ancient Egypt, for example,
show females with very white skin, contrasting with their husbandsÕ brown skin.
This is sometimes misinterpreted at evidence of racial intermarriage between
women from Lower Egypt and men from Upper Egypt (Nubia); but it reflects that
high class women did not have to work (if at all) out of doors, where their
skin would become darkened, whereas men were expected to do (manly) out of
door activities like overseeing the fields, hunting and such, hence their brown
skin. The Òtrophy wifeÓ thing apparently started early in human experience.
Speaking of which: it must rankle white racists when they hear paleontological
theories like Òthe out of AfricaÓ thesis that humans originated in south-east
Africa, and where re-creations of hominids and early man are dark-skinned (of
course, they were out of doors all the time). This would imply that we are
all descended from the same source, a double-whammy for the racist who also
happens to be a Christian Fundamentalist with a literal belief in Genesis.
Being (sort of) White has both advantages and disadvantages. One of the disadvantages
is that one is confined to the experience oneÕs color dictates. I was, for
example, surprised to observe how surprised that African-Americans were that
Barrak Obama got as far politically as he has. Their surprise was far greater
than mine because I had come to assume that there was more integration and
interracial acceptance than apparently there has been. Moreover, what also
surprised me was that it seems a higher percentage of African-Americans
mentioned their concern for the ÒsafetyÓ of Obama should he become president.
This leads to the worry that a substantial number of Americans might just not
be able to see past Senator ObamaÕs skin color (even slightly modified by his
having a White mother). Judging by the enthusiasm shown for his candidacy by
foreigners, including nearly a quarter million (white) Germans at his appearance
in Berlin, there appears to be more racial maturity in Western Europe (although
tolerance does not extend to ethnic and religious differences). Americans are
still hung up to the extent that a mixed-raced man, highly-educated at the
best schools, who has done community work as well as university teaching, who
is a Christian (thatÕs right, heÕs not a Muslim), is still married to his first
(and only) intelligent and eloquent wife, and has two delightful children,
cannot be accepted by many Americans because, although he has, they just
canÕt get past his skin.
This is a shameful and appalling fact of American life, until one reflects
that we had legal enslavement of other human beings just 143 years agoÑand,
it took a war to end it. Still, slavery is something that can be dealt with
de jure; racism is another matter.
So, I ask myself is that the reason for my discomfort with being called ÒWhite.?Ó
Partly, because our history of slavery and racism in America is a constant
reminder of what is not great about my country. But, being a ÒWhiteyÓ is also
a reminder that racism goes many ways. Some African-Americans posed the question
of whether Barrak Obama was ÒBlack enoughÓ; is this some perverse twist of
the notion of ÒuppitynessÓ that has been suggested about Obama because of his
eloquence and confident demeanor? First and foremost we are all
human.
We deserve neither credit nor blame for what race we were born. It is what
we make of the racial hand (and what goes with it) that we are dealtÑand the
respect we accord other to do the sameÑthat determines, for me, how we should
judge people. Skin color is an accident of birth derived from a long evolutionary
heritage that includes us all. (Or, itÕs some divine joke or test, or just
a diversion, if you are inclined to metaphysical explanations. See also, DCJ
Archives, 27. 4: Swarthy Guy in a Polychrome World 12.20.2005.)
It is because of that student from long ago that I resist being called ÒWhite.Ó
He didnÕt know it but he was prejudging me. Moreover, he was unwittingly acting
in a racist manner by implying I was racially incapable of seeing things his
through is African-American eyes. Had I turned around and said, ÒYou should
not be in a class taught by a White man because you are incapable of seeing
things in the White way,Ó he would have had a just case of racial discrimination
against me.
There is far more we can see he same wayÑas fellow humansÑthan there is that
is inflected with sub-cultural differences that come from racial differences.
We canÕt change race, but we can change the culture. It will take open and
facile minds to lead us further in the direction that the candidacy of Barrak
Obama has lead us. In fact, I think Barrak ObamaÕs mind is just such a mind.
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© 2008, James A. Clapp
52. 7: LAND OF DENIAL/NATION OF LIES 9.23.2008

Nothing
owes its preciousness to rarity more than Truth.*
When I watched Susan Eisenhower, granddaughter of the late Republican President
Dwight D. Eisenhower, endorsing Barak Obama at the Democratic National Convention
in Denver I was probably not he only one who was surprised. But then, her grandfather
would have fit much better at the Democratic convention than he would have
at the party of the Republican convention, a party that Eisenhower would probably
not have recognized. Eisenhower was a heroic general, and a politician who
supported unions, increasing taxes, and coined the term Òmilitary-industrial
complex.Ó On todayÕs ideological continuum he would qualify as a Òliberal.Ó
Things have changed in political ideology since the 1950s, mostly in a rightward
shift. But something else has changed, a change that Susan Eisenhower did not
directly refer to, but cannot be deniedÑthe Republican Party has undergone
a fundamental change, and much of that change has been a result of its unholy
alliance with the Religious Right of America. The most deleterious outcome
of that change has been a moral postureÑborn of righteousnessÑthat the end
justifies the means, and from that has come a practice of not telling the Truth.
There are reasons that wise political thinkers have tried to keep church and
state in separationÑreligion is concerned primarily with belief, belief in
what cannot be validated or proven; statecraft must be concerned with knowledge,
that which can be tested, proven and validated with evidence. Belief is, in
some sense, denial, a refusal to accept that ha which cannot be explained or
known, has a ÒtruthÓ that comes from ÒrevelationÓ to certain anointed persons,
such as prophets. To insist that God exists and has a plan for humankind is
not a lie, per se, but it is manifestly a delusion, a belief in something that
cannot be apprehended by the senses or the intellect. It is in the category
of a fairytale.
Now, does this means that the credulous are more likely to be liars because
they believe in the unknowable? Not necessarily; many people who believe in
God are also scrupulously honest people. But, are people who believe in what
is tantamount to a fairytale more likely to accept as unquestionable Truth,
say that Iraqis flew he 911 planes, unproven existence of weapons of mass destruction,
Òmission accomplished,Ó that the surge (and not bribery of the Sunnis) accounts
for diminished violence in Iraq, that Òtrickle downÓ tax cuts help the middle
class, that Barrak Obama is a Muslim, that Sarah Palin never supported the
ÒBridge to Nowhere,Ó one could go on for hours?
My answer is a qualified Òyes.Ó It is not so much that all these people actually
believe the lies they are being told, but they want or need to believe versions
of ÒrealityÓ that are a variance with the truth. That is, their approach to
politics is somewhat like their approach to metaphysics: they canÕt prove that
there is a God, or that angels and devils exist, but they much prefer that
ÒtruthÓ to the contraposition. The political right wing has found a very effective
political formula that conflates religious belief and political belief. The
so-called Òvalues-voterÓ is essentially a Ònegative voter,Ó and voting against
something is the strongest motivation for voter participation. The values-voter
also fits better the concept of political conservatism, because they are more
likely to believe that Óthings used to be betterÓ in society and society needs
protection from any circumstances or ideas that would threaten the Òstatus
quo.Ó
Ultimately the values-voter must be willing to go without health care, have
their job outsourced, have their home foreclosed, their sons shipped off to
useless wars, but will turn out and vote for the political party responsible
because they cannot abide a world in which gays can get married or women can
decide for themselves what they want to do with their bodies. Theirs is a world
in which their country has become regarded as the axis mundi ---the place where
there is a connection between Heaven and Earth, where a geographical connection
exists that mirrors the conflation they have made between politics and religion.
Indeed, the symbolic and linguistic connections are all about us: the fight
to keep Òunder GodÓ in the Pledge of Allegiance, for prayer in schools, the
constant reference to ÒGodÕs country,Ó the wrapping of the flag around the
crucifix, and the endless coddling and sucking up of politicians to religious
authorities.
The values-voter is a committed soldier on the political battlefield because
he/she believes with ÒcertaintyÓ that this life is merely preparation for an
afterlife, and that secular ÒevilsÓ must be avoided and eradicated, and that
they are enjoined by a politico-religious obligation to build a nation, if
not a world, that follows that righteous path. Politics and faith become fused
for them, and the political partyÑoften with great cynicismÑthat courts that
commitment, can count on them to accept almost any worldly price for their
Òeternal salvation.Ó It is a model that fits the Taliban, Christian fundamentalists,
ultra-orthodox Jews, and other theopathic faiths and cults equally.
That the re-emergence and growth of this denial and acceptance of lies and
untruths has come about with such vehemence in the 21st century is frightening.
It is a seeming rejection of the human advances that were made in the Renaissance
and Enlightenment.
There is a line of dialogue in Stanley KramerÕs great movie, Judgment at Nuremburg,
that has always stayed with me. At the end of the movie Spencer Tracey (Judge
Dan Haywood) is asked to come to the cell of Burt Lancaster (Nazi Judge, Dr.
Ernst Janning), a once renowned and respected jurist. Janning says to Haywood:
Òthe reason I asked you to come... Those people... those millions of people...
I never knew it would come to that. You must believe it.Ó Haywood responds:
Herr Janning... it came to that the first time you sentenced a man to death...
you knew to be innocent.Ó
Analogously, somewhat the same might be said for those who employ lies and
deceits for political purpose. Those, who by spin,Ó omission, and outright
commission of lies and deceptions, who have no respect for the truth, destroy
the integrity of any political system. Lies and deception have always been
a part of political competition and discourse; but the practice, with assistance
of media and political operatives and lobbyists, has come to characterize the
political process in America. The practice of telling and re-telling lies and
un truths, combined with a substantial credulous polity that is inclined to
believe what it wants to believe rather than exercise a skeptical demand for
the facts and evidence, has produced a disastrous eight years of misguided
militarism, a badly damaged economy with widened social disparities, and ignorance
and denial of impending environmental catastrophe, and the ruined reputation
of America around he world.
George Bush has been the most overtly and demonstrable religious president in this countryÕs history. He has also been its biggest and most consistent liar, both about his personal circumstances and in his public behavior. That it might seem inconsistent for a ÒreligiousÓ man to be such a consummate prevaricator should by now be explicable by not only his own credulity, but the fusion of religious righteousness and so-called ÒrevealedÓ truth over ÒresearchedÓ truth in is administration. He has been a president by who by his own words Òhas no regretsÓ and does not change his mind. He compounds this distance from the truth by surrounding himself with sycophants and ÒyesÓ men.
Moreover, these practices appear to be a staple of American politics. Can there
be any more arrogant and dangerous assertion than for someone to say that the
war in Iraq is Òpart of GodÕs plan,Ó as Republican vice-president nominee confidently
asserted not long ago to a church group. A person who might hold the kind of
power as American head of state holds and to believe that they know what cannot
be known, to know not what is the truth, but what is pure fabrication, is a
delusional person of great danger.
The typical response one gets from Republicans when their politicians are caught
in lies is that Òall politicians lie.Ó That not true, and is only designed
to put an end to the discussion. But lying sometimes catches up with you. Recently,
John McCain was caught in a lie about Barrak Obama (alleging that Obama calls
for Òsex education in kindergartenÓ) in an interview. He was called on it.
His response was that it was not a lieÑdeny the lie. Cindy McCain recently
had to remove from her website a statement that said Mother Theresa has convinced
her to adopt her children. Cindy McCain has never met Mother Theresa. This
sort of thing can be contagious. In fairness, Hillary Clinton never did come
under rifle fire in Bosnia.
It is no longer just politics; it is a war for our very reality.
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© 2008, James A Clapp
*From Lifelines, by Sebastian Gerard (Peter Pauper Press, 2005)
52. 6: EVOLUTIONARY CAPITALISM 9.19.2008

Ever wonder where does all that wealth goes when the hundreds of billions,
perhaps trillions just Ògo awayÓ? Well the big boys at Bear Stearns, Merrill
Lynch, Lehman Bothers and Avarice and Greed, will probably have more than enough
socked away that the selling off of a few houses and yachts wonÕt put them
in too much distress. The top management at AIG will be removed, but no doubt
heir ÒparachutesÓ will provide them a cushy landing. A few rungs down the corporate
ladder things get ugly. Merrill Lynch will be laying off 25,000 into a Wall
Street wallowing in ex-Masters of the Universe. Much will depend upon how heavily
they were vested in their companyÕs pension system. Further down are the ones
who depended upon what they thought was the integrity of Capitalism and its
financial system. These are the folks who bought into the subprime adjustable
rates and/or whether the company they work for will be collateral damage in
the big popping of AmericaÕs economic bubble.
A lot of the wealth was never there in the first place. It was wealth that
you could monetize if you wanted to use it to play monopoly, you know, flipping
houses, or pretending you live in Park Row by mortgaging yourself to death
to have a big house in a gated community, or trips to Vegas, and such. My condo
might have dropped fifteen percent in exchange value, but it still has the
same value in shelter, view and comfort that it always had. Its high value,
like everybodyÕs, was part of the bubble but, because I didnÕt mortgage it
out on an adjustable, IÕm not looking at it from the street.
Then, a lot of that Òhousing valueÓ was built on commissions for selling those
re-fis. A lot of money was made, as they say, Òon the comeÓ; this was money
that would be there so long as the risk against some economic reversal(s) would
be worth it. It was also made in a giddy-greedy atmosphere that was enabled
by thirty years of conservative tearing down of safeguards and regulations.
It was too risky. The big boys knew the risks, but they forget to tell the
little guys. The big guys usually donÕt take the hit until things really start
to get bad. TheyÕre bad.
ÒFat catsÓ is perhaps an apt term for the Wall Street boys and CEOs who pay
themselves big salaries, commissions and bonuses. Big cats are the top of the
food chain in the animal world. The billions of worms and bugs produce the
grains on which the millions of herbivores feed, so that the thousands of feline
carnivores at the top can dine on the fruits of their labors. It is the Ònatural
orderÓ of thingsÕ; a lot of us are worms, some are fat cats.
But, of course we know that the ÒsystemÓ is integrated; the fat cats need the
worms. And, of course, the analogy breaks down pretty fast on the reality that
we humans are one species, and the food chain analogy involves a myriad of
species, all of them well-programmed to act according to the roles nature has
assigned themÑa scorpion has no desire to be a frog.
So now the question is how to stop the bleeding. John Q loses his house because
he canÕt meet his mortgage. HeÕs at the bottom of the food chain. Now thereÕs
an empty house and his equity is gone. He as to stop spending and businesses
that used to rely on his spending are in trouble. Sales tax revenues go down,
people get laid off, and the economy goes into ÒsurvivorÓ mode. At the metaphorical
water hole the fat cats and the big herbivores nudge out and drive away the
little critters.
The same politicians who will be eloquent on the individual housing consumers
getting in over their heads with mortgage debt and must take the consequences
of their injudicious decisions, will quickly flip the argument on behalf of
the huge financial institutionsÑthat have been both responsible for dangerous
financial instruments and should know betterÑand fashion an argument that they
need be bailed out for the good of the country. The AIGs and Bear StearnsÕ
get Òa (powerful, bought, lobby) voteÓ in how American tax money is used, the
taxpayer gets zip. This is what American ÒcapitalismÓ has evolved to. The fat
cats donÕt lose. They grew and clawed their way to the top of the economic
food chain, and they threaten gloom and doom if government doesnÕt come to
their rescue when they have been allowed by the same government of de-regulation
to literally Òrun wildÓ with their greed.
The great economic ideological battle of much of the 20th century was that
between Capitalism versus Socialism. It would, of course, become conflated
with their ÒcontainerÓ ideologies of Democracy versus Communism but, as we
have seen in several instances, particularly in the case of the former Communist
USSR and the former Socialistic China, it is Capitalism, however semantically-mediated,
that has been the replacement system those Socialistic economies. This may
well be, in some peopleÕs minds, the Ònatural progressionÓ of things. Human
beings, they might argue, are naturally inclined (or, if you are Calvinistic,
or Reaganistic, divinely endowed) to ÒpossessÓ property (sometimes even people)
and the means of production. And so, in the Ònatural order of things,Ó some
will end up with more of it than others through hard work (or better theft).
Ironically, this evolutionary thinking comes from that part of the political
spectrum that draws its political support from that part of the polity that
typically rejects ÒevolutionÓ as the explanatory theory of human change, if
not progress. In further irony, that anti-evolutionary support comes mostly
from Òso-calledÓ Christians who take their name from a 1st century Jewish rabbi
who was overtly socialistic in his social thinking. History is scrambled eggs.
The ironies do not stop there. There was great gloating in many Western countries
over the fall of the social systems in Eastern Europe and he USSR and he capitulation
of Chinese by the 1980s (falsely attributed to the political activities of
the likes of Reagan and Thatcher). ItÕs not so much that their ÒsystemsÓ were
unworkable (look a Scandinavia, for example), but that their leaders were made
of the same crooked, greedy stuff as ours. Plus, they had the power to enforce
bad decisions.
So, they decided to try market economies and the same kinds of people are the
Òfat catsÓ of the Òcowboy capitalismÓ systems installed in Russia and China.
It is not systems that corrupt peopleÑitÕs people who corrupt systems. The
irony is that these countries that could not deal with America militarily will
suck the economic marrow out of us by buying our debt, making our outsourced
products and, in the case of Russia, eventually selling us energy and premium
prices. Americans may become nostalgic for the good old Cold War days. They
may wish a return to he days in which Mao and Stalin were not just paranoid
politicians, but major screw-ups running authoritarian command economies.
Capitalism is the first great ÒreligionÓ of America. There is nothing intrinsically
wrong with the idea of markets or private ownership of the means of production.
But concepts are no guarantee against the evolutionary tendencies in social
systems toward dominance. If capitalism is about competition for these assets,
there is the likelihoodÑas has been shownÑthat the virtual Òplaying fieldÓ
will, over time, become uneven and the rules will become skewed in favor of
the successful to guarantee only success. This is what has happened in America;
in Russia and China this stage has been skipped because heir Òevolutionary
capitalism: has simply grafted the moral features of the previous system upon
it.
But the greatest irony in America is that the second great religion of America,
Christianity, has also ÒevolvedÓ to be nothing more than a political organization
and mouthpiece for the transmogrification of the social order into the very
opposite of what its founder intended.
Natural selection also produces a variety with species that get tested by environment
for their suitability. And so we get some odd misfits like fascism, theocracy,
and Libertarianism, which is sort of the Scientology of political thought.
These sometimes become fairly lengthy branches on the tree of evolution, but
eventually die out and return in another sub-species (theocracies), or are
rapidly superseded in an induced die out (National Socialism). Notions such
as Libertarianism just await the extraterrestrial invasion for which it is
aptly suited.
And so, to the extent that the evolution metaphor is instructive, it is Darwin
(and Freud) who have the superordinate models within which Adam Smith and Karl
Marx (and Ron Paul) must operate. In the lesser models sometimes Òshit happens.Ó
But in the big models change is always happening. ThatÕs the lesson of evolution.
The fat cats at the top had better pay attention when the worms at the bottom
start dying off, or the insects become more venomous. What that usually means
is,Ó youÕre next.Ó
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© 2008, James A. Clapp
52. 5: IN THE MOMENT, a short story 9.14.2008
by
Sebastian Gerard

2008,
UrbisMedia
Is that the last face I am ever to see; that Iraqi kid? He must be no more
that twelve, and wearing some knock-off Michael Jordon No. 23 jersey, cheapo
flip-flops, and a half grin. He flipped that cell phone into the debris and
donkey shit at the curb like I used to toss the television remote to my brother.
Bobby is twelve, too, but probably playing a video game right about now, probably
close to the violent Òvideo gameÓ that is my existence.
Oh, wow! What a concept. My brother is playing some war game back in Rochester
blowing up pixilated bad guys, thumbing his controller with determination and
termination. And, in some crisscross of dimensions he is blowing me up. He
is No. 23, the roadside-kid in this godforsaken outskirt of Baghdad where I
am riding shotgun in this godforsaken tin can Humvee, dressed and armed like
a freakinÕ Robocop and with the sinking sense that my existence is completely
out of my control. Christ, what a thoughtÑBobby controlling my life with a
video game controller. Man, I had better hydrate; IÕm hallucinating in this
105-degree cauldron.
Just what I was doing when I glimpsed that Iraqi kid, all distorted at first
through the plastic of the water bottle I keep shoving in my face. I knew immediately
when I saw that cell phone is not at his ear. He wasnÕt calling anybody but
that detonator, waiting for its numberÑand for this Humvee to be just where
he wants it to be. In some invisible cyber-dimension those numbers are one
their way, flashing right by me to where I canÕt see, but only imagineÑto that
cart just ahead, or that pile of rubbish by the curb, or maybe in that pothole
weÕre about to drive over. My fate is written in the most mundane detritus
of this Allah-besotted neighborhood. In the moment those numbers will get there.
Now I am in that moment. I am so into this existentially-compressed nano-second,
because now, in this moment, the blinding flash takes over, and I cannot discern
whether time is exploding or imploding, to or from this nano-compressed instant
of time. ItÕs just the flash, that dying super-nova flash. No sound . . . yet.
Light is the fastest thing in the universe, nothing faster. I remember those
documentaries about the dropping of he atomic bomb on Hiroshima. From the B-29,
the guys saw the flash first, before the sound, before the shock wave. The
speed of light; 186,282.397 miles per second; now how the hell did I know that?
But thatÕs why I see the flash first. My brain is fast, too, thatÕs why it
connects the flash to what it already knows comes with such flashes.
No sound here . . . yet. No shock wave . . .yet. Still in the moment.
I thought IÕd be confused, terrifiedÑmaybe that comes later, if thereÕs a ÒlaterÓÑbut
why this sort of clarity, these self-conscious thoughtsÑall in simultaneity,
like dozens of windows piled on top of one another on my computer screen, all
ÒopenÓ and sharing the same two-dimensional space. I can see them allÑtogether,
at once. I didnÕt think there would be a moment like this. It
seems like everything is compressed, like I am peering into worlds that I was
never able to see beforeÑthe space that exists in the universe of an atom,
the variety of life that lives in a single drop of sea water. I remember hearing
about this in high school science class, but this . . . this . . .
WhatÕs making my brain do this? It never could think like this before. I could
never handle more than one thought at a time. Now itÕs like some computer,
spilling out everything at once. Is this what they mean by Òyour whole life
passing before you . . . ?Ó No, itÕs not the same. ItÕs not the record of life,
like times with mom and dad, and playing football, feeling up Alice in my car,
eating hot dogs, and that stuff; itÕs about the process of life, about how
it happens. I feel like I am looking at my own DNA and understanding how it
works.
Hey! Maybe this is what they mean by Òheaven?Ó Nah, I never really believed
that bullshit. The sergeant made us form up for a little prayer session before
we set out on this patrol. He says God is on our side. Yeah, well Allah might
have something to say about that. So, is this canÕt be what heaven is supposed
to be likeÑmy brain downloading everything it knows, or rather uploading everything
it didnÕt know. Nah, Sister Ignatius told me in first grade that heaven was
Òlooking into the face of God for eternity.Ó Christ, that really sounds like
fun. For eternity?
Eternity. That would be longer than this nano-second, this moment between the
flash and . . . what comes after the flash. I feel momentarily locked right
in that moment, like a grape hovering in a square of lime Jello. No, make that
like an insect suspended in . . . whatÕs that stuff called . . . cÕmon, cÕmon,
cÕmon brain . . . amber! Thought I wouldnÕt get it in time. What is a ÒmomentÓ
anyway? Something tells me it is a sub-part of a nano-second, some basic, irreducible
particle of timeÑthe ultra-present. I am in it, in the moment. But, hey, maybe
eternity is really no longer than a moment. Right? There you are, Òlooking
into the face of God,Ó but if thatÕs all you are doing, the only thing you
are doing, then the unit of time doesnÕt make any difference, be it a second,
or a millennium. DoesnÕt matter, because you wouldnÕt know the difference.
Something has to change for you to tell the difference.
But it seems I am about to change. This moment wonÕt last an eternity. ItÕs
the transition moment; I am going to be someone else, or something else. The
Òme,Ó or what was me, is going to change. To what? A crippled human, without
some limbs, or senses? Do I want to live without my arms, or legs, or eyes,
or testicles, picking up ÒrepairsÓ and prostheses at Landstuhl and Walter Reed.
Or, IÕm going to be bits and pieces, like that poor bastard I saw them mopping
up in Sadr City. There wasnÕt much to ID that guy beyond his DNA. So, what
happens if I become a blob of DNA. Maybe itÕs no big deal, because thatÕs what
we are, our DNA; IÔm just this tiny strand of stuff you could carry around
in a test tube. Freeze me, then take me out some day and grow a shiny new me.
Here he is folks, the new Mike Rossi, version Rossi 2.0. Bring on the Army
recruiters. Tell Carney 2.0 heÕs going to be a ÒheroÓ for going out there and
getting those terrorists, the Terminator in Camos, BobbyÕs search and destroy
pixeled ÒArmy of One.Ó
How the hell did I get into this moment? Am I supposed to be wasted like this?
How did I get to the point where this is all right and proper, and patriotic,
and keeping AmericaÕs democracy and way of life safe? Safe from what? The kid
in the No. 23 jersey, with the flip-flops? Hey! I am an Òarmy of one,Ó and
a kid like my brother is going to take me out with a freakinÕ cell phone! There
is something wrong with this picture! Whoa, soldier, you are almost getting
regretful, and angry. You donÕt have time to think about that stuff. YouÕre
starting to sound like your liberal sister. Angie, with her stuff about Iraq
never attacking us. Then uncle Frank, still stuck in Vietnam; wants me to Òwin
this oneÓ because he didnÕt get a parade. Well, thatÕs where I am, Uncle FrankÑhere,
in IraqÑand some kid is attacking me. I donÕt want to think about it. They
make a new me and IÕm going to journalism school, like I intended.
Hold on a moment, Lance Corporal Rossi. That wouldnÕt really be a new me, would
it? Unh, uh. A new physical me it would be; but the real me is meÑmy consciousness.
The me of all those twenty-two years of life and experience, is the real meÑmy
personality. No DNA generated facsimile could be a real me. I would be a biological
Òreplicant.Ó If the new me had no consciousness of the old me . . . well, it
means that what I am is not material, itÕs my consciousness. Where does that
go after this moment? It has to go somewhere. I donÕt buy into all this soul
and heaven stuff, but my consciousness has to go somewhere.
I know whatÕs happening here. I know I am in the front part of that nano second
before everything will start flying apart. It can blow my body apart, but will
it also blow my consciousnessÑthe real meÑapart? I have thought about it, dreamed
about it, a hundred times, so it is all programmed into my brain. I know the
concussive force of blasted superheated air, filled with particles of explosives,
rock and steel and cow shit from the street are going to be like a mini-Òbig
bangÓ that will blast matter into a new order, or just dis-order. No, not really.
The ÒorderÓ of things contains the dis-order. The dis-order is just the temporary
state of things tat di not seem orderly to our fragmentary comprehension of
things. So, if I become part of what seems dis-order, itÕs not really so because
I would just be part of a process that it so much bigger and longer and more
complex than me and this stupid war, and that kid with the cell phone, and
Iraq and Bush and the oil, and . . . itÕs only a temporary arrangement of some
carbon atoms inn some cosmic scheme I am only getting a fleeting glimpse of
. . . I canÕt see the forest because I am one of the tree . . . one of the
leaves . . . . This is just a momentary glimpse between the flash of light
and the shock wave. But I am not supposed to have this moment; IÕm supposed
to experience the classic refrain: Òhe never knew what hit him.Ó
Improvised Explosive Device, I.E.D.; you put a D in front of it and it spells
D.I.E.D.
Hey! Am I lucky? Or not? You tell me. Gotta go sometime. This is early; but
itÕs quick. No lingering with AlzheimerÕs, or cancer. People will say Òhe never
knew what hit him,Ó not knowing thatÕs a pretty good epitaph for a soldier.
An I.E.D., or a round right through the head, is quicker than a stroke or heart
attack. Maybe too quick for pain. Problem is that I have been thinking about
this for a long time, and every time you think about it you die a little bit.
But I didnÕt expect this moment, did I. Why bother me with all these thoughts
if itÕs check out time?
Hell, I never had thoughts like these, never thought I could think thoughts
like these. I thought that there were thoughts like these that there were people
who could even think thoughts like this. See! Is this what happens in the last
nano-second; everything starts to become clear to you? IsnÕt that a screwed
up way if life: you go through it not knowing a damn ting about what it is,
what itÕs for, or anything, and then you get flash clarity as a going away
present.
Hey, maybe No. 23 was just making a phone call and the phone was broken and
he just throwing away a broken phone. Maybe he flash was something else, some
reflection of a shiny surface, some bright sun coming through the space between
the buildings. Nah. You were given this moment for a reason . . . or no reason
at all.
I really wanted to be a journalist. Why all this revelation now, in this instance,
this moment? What use is it to me now? By the end of this moment there might
be no me, just what can be collected, bagged, flown in the dead of night to
some cold warehouse in Delaware, welcomed home like some cargo of plastic crap
for the shelves of Wal Mart. I wish I had time to write this down. It feels
insightful. Why now? Some philosopher said that Òthe unexamined life is not
worth living,Ó some Greek guy. So why shove it all into a final moment? Just
a moment of self-realization. I canÕt believe I thought all these things in
just a mo . . . .
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©2008, UrbisMedia
52. 4: JOCKSTRAPS FOR EUNUCHS 9.11.2008

©2008,
UrbisMedia
Every four years my mind resets the same questions: Are most American people
incredibly stupid? And, does the American political system ensure that its
people will ultimately make the choices that are best for the country?
I grew up believing, like many Americans, that we were exceptional. We had
beaten Hitler and Tojo, we had cured polio, we were first on the moon. We believed
we had the best political system and the most productive economy in the world.
The 20th century was AmericaÕs century. Those historical accomplishments and
attitudes have been sorely tested in the first decade of this century.
My parentsÕ generation have been termed ÒThe Greatest Generation.Ó Indeed,
they were the ones who beat Hitler and Tojo, cured polio, and financed the
moon landing. But they also elected Nixon and Reagan and are badly implicated
in the election of the Bushes. Many of them are also the ones, even in their
dotage, who are squandering much of what they have built in casinos and in
other excesses. They rose to achieve great things from their historical circumstances,
but they were fallible. It is frightening to read deeper into heir history
to see how close things came to going the other way, to see the blemishes of
the racism, of the shortsightedness and material acquisitiveness, and of the
stupidity.
As if to prove our character is not exceptional and our historical destiny
is not to prove that Americans are not the Òbest that we [humans] can be,Ó
along came the 21st century. We had already mistakenly believed that we had
beaten the two big communist monster states and that their becoming capitalist
wouldnÕt be an even bigger threat. We had already misread that threat in our
Vietnam debacle and in so doing rendered our polity and mortgaged our economy.
By the last two decades we had retreated into some sort of mystical primitivism
by rejecting what the Enlightenment won at such great cost three centuries
before and flirting with the most dangerous of attitudes of historyÑthat we
are GodÕs chosen people.
A Òperfect stormÓ (metaphor of the decade, and maybe the century) was brewing.
We first reneged on our celebrated Òfree and fairÓ electoral process to allow
an inferior man to occupy the Oval Office largely because he had not had an
affair in it and because he was that most dangerous of leaders, a ÒsavedÓ man
of faith.
And then it came, the event that could well undo so much of that American century
achievement, that could show much of the world that also had come to believe
in our Òexceptionality,Ó that Americans could be incredibly stupidÑ911. The
ÒbiblicalityÓ of it is almost breathtaking. It was the great re-defining event
for America that has since undergone almost continual political re-definition.
No sooner did the twin towers crumble than America seem to ratchet back centuries
and, although the word ÒcrusadeÓ was considered politically-incorrect after
its first few usages, the mentality of it remained and dictated policy. Americans
were afraid, they were kept afraid by lies and political rhetoric and that
made them stupid. Fear makes people embrace two irrationalitiesÑdenial and
desperation. It also make them run when they are on fire. And Americans were
ready to deny the facts behind 911, and desperate for someone to come up with
a nice simple solution to make it go away.
We had never been psychologically tested like this beforeÑeven by World War
II. Indeed, distracted by our economic depression and political isolationism,
it took some pushing to get Americans concerned enough about what was happening
in Europe and Asia in the 1930s. The next civil war might have been between
the Japanese-speaking Westcoasters and the German-speaking Eastcoasters, had
not the event that is most likened to 911ÑPearl HarborÑhappened. But in 1941
Americans were asked to sacrifice, in 2001 they were exhorted to Ògo shopping.Ó
If it takes dramatic events such as Pearl Harbor and 911 to roust Americans,
they are like the proverbial frog in the boiling pot when it comes to accretive
economic problems such as rising debt, the shift to a global economy, infrastructurallyÐinsidious
fiscal parsimony, and environmentally-destructive pollution and global warming.
Could anything have been more dramatic, more illustrative of craven political
interest, of insensitivity and neglect, of residual racism, of betrayal of
oath and public trust, than the governmental response to Hurricane Katrina?
Could anything, by any AmericanÕs definition, be more UN-American, than the
torturing of unindicted detainees? Would Americans ever have countenanced being
spied upon by their own government and having the rights of habeas corpus rescinded?
Can they have become so sheepishly stupid in their fear that, to paraphrase
a spin phrase from the Vietnam ear, we would Òburn [our own] village in order
to save itÓ? Deflective blame-shifting and denial are easier than facing up
to the realities, especially when you are a country with GodÕs Òmost favored
nationÓ status.
Americans became a people who went from JFKÕs notion that we must make history,
to a people who have become convinced that our history is predestined, that
we are ordained to be the richest, most powerful and, of course, the greatest
nation the world has ever known. No pride goeth before our fall. Our destiny
is to lead, to dominate, to bully if necessary, to be the exemplar of GodÕs
mission on earth.
This has all been said and done before, and there are Ozymandian ruins and
wrecked ÒcivilizationsÓ scattered throughout history and around the globe that
expressed the same hubris, and the same stupidity. Eventually, circumstances
or countervailing forces emasculated them. They all believed that they were
the civilizations of destiny.
Such is the danger of biblical thinking and, when biblical thinking is putatively
ÒconfirmedÓ by events such as 911, faith rules over rationality and stupidity
rules over reason.
America has had seven years to emerge from the denial and desperation it has
lived in since 911. ThatÕs more than long enough. The exposures of corruption
in Washington, criminal neglect in the wake of Katrina, and the meltdown of
an economic system mired in war debt and profiteering, and the ominous signs
of unheeded global warming should be more than enough to bring the country
to its senses. But is it?
There are a lot, way too many, of stupid Americans. We saw many of them at
the Republican Convention (but there are many from other political parties
as well). They offer nothing different than the behaviors, policies and values
that have prevailed for the past seven years. They see expertise as (so-called)
military heroism combined with the ÒintelligenceÓ of a Òhockey mom.Ó It is
an appeal to what the present administrations has termed Òuseful idiots,Ó knee-jerk
theocrats who hold their party hostage.
Are there enough really stupid Americans to elect a McCain-Palin ticket? Yes.
Does America need a McCain-Palin presidency. Like a eunuch needs a jockstrap.
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© James A. Clapp
52. 3: THE SHARK GOD, by Charles Montgomery, 2004 [BR] 8.8.2008

There is a passage that alone is worth the price of this book, at least for me. Anyone who has read the pages of Dragon City Journal is aware of the contempt we have for evangelistsÑsoulsnatchers, we call them. We are ecumenical about it; it doesnÕt matter what faith they come from, we detest soulsnatchers of any religion.
The following is from page 22. It is about Nova Scotian Presbyterians George
and Ellen Gordon, who landed in Erromango in the Vanuatu Islands (New Hebrides)
in 1851. ÒThey managed to convert [only] a handful of people in the course
of a decade, but then they made a fatal error. When an epidemic of measles
broke out and killed hundreds of Erromangans, the Gordons announced that Jehovah
was punishing the islanders for remaining heathen. The couple were blamed for
the epidemic, hacked down with axes, and eaten.Ó
I admit it, I got a big laugh out of this. Serves them right. I saw the admonishing
hand of Jehovah guiding those axes into those arrogant skulls of those soulsnatchers.
I have a fascination with cross-cultural encounters, but the permutation of
crossed-cultures, crossed social-evolutionary periods, and crossed-cosmologies,
is akin to what an encounter will be with an extraterrestrial. The Gordons
learned to their regret that they had brought their god with them and it was
they who were responsible for bringing his wrath down up the heathens.
Montgomery, a Canadian photographer and journalist followed in the wake if
his great-grandfather, the Right Reverend Henry Hutchinson Montgomery in search
of some answers not about the Gordons, but another Protestant missionary martyr,
John Coleridge Patteson, whose skull was split open by the natives of a Nukapu,
a tiny atoll in Melanesia, where he was the first Bishop. Montgomery was also
in quest of his own beliefs and, what makes that endeavor such a fascinating
journey is the mystery it creates as to whether he will find those beliefs
in the faith of his ancestor, or in the ancestor spirit world of the primitive
peoples of the Coral Sea.
Protestant Missionaries followed in the wakes of voyages of exploration and
then whalers and were the advance troops of colonialism. Sent out by the London
Missionary Society and other missionary organizations, zealous and courageous
missionaries, often married couples, softened up the natives, bringing their
monotheism that challenged the prevailing power structures and social systems.
No doubt there were meetings that would rival Close Encounters of the Third
Kind, at least for the natives. The smart thing to do from the native perspective
would be to put these people into martyr status as quickly as possible. Little
good could come from the encounter; the missionaries threatened their souls
with their new god, and their bodies with their new diseases. Introducing a
new religion caused, in many cases, schisms that resulted in civil wars and
corrupted long established cultures.
By way of the writings of missionaries MontgomeryÕs travels among these peoples
takes place in temporal parentheses that span well over a hundred years. But
even today he finds some things unchanged. Among some tribes men still wore
nothing more than he nambas, the penis sheath that is held erect with a cord
tied around a manÕs waist. There was still the deep fear of the spiritual dangers
of being near a menstruating woman. And there was that lingering matter of
the Òtaking of heads.Ó
Montgomery was a descendant of the new religion, but there were elements of
atavistic and primal faiths that clearly attracted him. He admits, ÒI had always
traced the impulses of faith to environment. In the years after I abandoned
my familyÕs church, I found that the universe spoke to me most loudly in the
fullness of mountains, the endlessness of the sea, the fury of storms, the
boom and crack of living physics . . . thatÕs when the world itself seemed
to offer a voice and a breath that felt something mana [sort of a grace], and
which begged to be given a name and a shape and myth to explain it all.Ó (70)
Those who preceded the author had already found their faith. Conflating Christianity
with Òcivilization,Ó they were not only bringing the natives the right god,
they were bringing them the right way to live. The natives had their own ways
of doing things, called kastom, that included long-practiced traditions, folkways
and beliefs related to ghosts, myths and magic. Anglicans tried to incorporate
kastom into Christian ways, whereas the Presbyterians saw them as Òpagan.Ó
The Christians also brought death. The natives had no immunity to pneumonia
and influenzas that were part of the cargo of their ships. What added to the
destructiveness of these diseases was that the natives Òtended to give up and
wait to die rather than fight their illnesses.Ó They behaved similarly when
they believed that they were the victims of black magic. Even when the missionaries
admitted that they were the cause of plagues that devastated the populations
of these islands some of them seemed more concerned that they send the natives
to their graves Òas Christians.Ó What chaos and destruction they didnÕt bring
with their Bibles and diseases, Christians also brought with their introduction
of guns to these islands.
MontgormeryÕs account of his travels and encounters with the naives of these
islands is part travelogue, part journalism, part anthropology (and commentary
on formal anthropology). But it also turns mystically murky at points. This
is most noticeable in his account of the Shark God, where, on the island of
Honiara, he seems to encounter the holy beast while observing the dive of guide
who he calls Òthe shark bossÓ in the lagoon. The dive takes place at night
and, as the shark boss sits cross-legged on the floor of he lagoon, he recounts,
Ò[b]etween the halo of his flashlight and the impenetrable void, in the grey
murk between certainty and imagination, I saw something like a great drifting
shadow. It was sleek, as along as a car and as black as cooking charcoal.Ó
In recollecting it later it becomes more certain to him that what he saw was
a huge shark circling Òaround my friend the shark boss.Ó Now, Òthe story became
whole, and I grew more certain every time I repeated it. Now there is no doubt.
Yes, it was a shark. Yes, it was Bolai. Yes, an ancestor could be summoned
from the darkness. I would believe and it would be true because I believed.
. . . Myth, like love, is a decision. What it answers is longing. What it demands
is faith. What it opens is possibility.Ó (294)
My reading of this is that this is where the author both experiences and explains
that religionÑof whatever sortÑis a decision to set aside a concern for rational
explanation for the need to believe. In the religious imagination anything
is possible, even that God is a shark.
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© 2008, James A. Clapp
52. 2: BRRRRING, BRRRRING, 3AM 9.4.2008

©2008,
UrbisMedia
When Hillary ClintonÕs ad people came up with the now infamous Ò3AM Phone CallÓ
to suggest that Barrak Obama would not be ready because if : ÒinexperienceÓ
to take a call about an imminent international crisis, the idea seemed
to backfire. Maybe we were supposed to think that Hillary would be sleeping
next to Bill, to whom she could hand the phone. Apparently, it didnÕt work.
So we have to imagine how the occupants of the current tickets would react
to such a call.
Brrrrrrring! Brrrrrring!
Obama: Hey, whazzzup?
Putin: Mr. President we have a crisis that might create a nuclear confrontation
between our countries because Boosh wasnÕt looking into my soul when he put
those missiles in Poland. Are you prepared to deal with it?
Obama: I can do it, Pooter, letÕs get it on, man. You name the court and IÕll
be there. WeÕll settle this with a little Òone on one,Ó winnerÕs outs, bro.
OK? And look, the last time we played and I was draining 3-point jumpers on
you from ÒdowntownÓ and then I took you into the paint to finish you with a
slam dunk? Well, you nearly broke my leg with judo stuff. ThatÕs a two-point
foul man. This is hoop, bro, street hoop, Chi-style, but that judo defense
of yours does not go down in my hood, man. Ya know what IÕm sayinÕ?
Putin: Da, da (I break both your legs this time, skinny man).
Brrrrrrring! Brrrrrring!
McCain: Hello. Hanoi Hil . . . I mean White House. Cindy, which house are we
in; I can never seem to remem . . .?
Putin: Wake up old man! ItÕs Vladimir, Judo Champion of Russia. IÕve been up
since five throwing KGB agents on their asses.
McCain: Wait a sec while I put in my hearing aid. What are you doing calling
at this hour. I need my sleep so I can get up and govern this greatest country
in the world.
Putin: Mr. President we have a crisis that might create a nuclear confrontation
between our countries because Boosh wasnÕt looking into my soul when he put
those missiles in Poland. Are you prepared to deal with it?
McCain: Not really. ItÕs not easy being a ÒMaverickÓ you know. I can never
remember what I am for or against. Cindy, am I for or against starting a nuclear
war with Russia? No, no, that was torture; IÕm for torture now. (Dumb, plastic
surgery cow.) Love ya, babe.
Listen, Vladimir. Can you hold off on launching your missiles for a while.
IÕm having a cabinet prayer circle tomorrow led by Secretary of the Rapture,
Reverend Dobson. WeÕll pray on it and get back to you.
Putin: Da, da, Maverick. (Boy, the North Vietnamese really turned this guyÕs
brain to borscht. Our missiles should arrive there just in time for the prayer
circle.)
Brrrrrrring! Brrrrrring!
Biden: Top ÔO the morning tÕya!
Putin: Vlad Putin here. Wow, you sound chipper, Joe.
Biden: Yeah, my first week as President and IÕm takinÕ the train into Washington
as usual. I never expected that Barrak would resign and take that contract
with the Chicago Bulls. They say heÕs leading the league in assists and might
get them into the playoffs even though he rap on him is that he doesnÕt have
much Òexperience.Ó
Putin: Da, I thought those broken legs would end his playing career.
Biden: What can I do for you, Vlad?
Putin: Mr. President we have a crisis that might create a nuclear confrontation
between our countries because Boosh wasnÕt looking into my soul when he put
those missiles in Poland. Are you prepared to deal with it?
Biden: We donÕt have to have any trouble between us, Vlad. Why donÕtcha come
over Sunday. WeÕre having a family gathering in Pennsylvania; just dinner with
the kids. You can bring Medv . . .Myedv . . . Myeyudv . . . you know, whatÕs-his-name,
the little President guy. Hey, Vlad, how about this one: A Russian walks into
a bar with a mujahideen on his shoulder . . . the Russian orders a beer and
the bartender says ÒwhatÕs your friend having? The mujahideen says, ÒIÕll have
a Stinger.Ó Hah! Just kidding, my friend.
Putin: Good one, Joe. Very funny. ThatÕs like the one where Boosh walks into
a bar with a Talban on his shoulder and the Taliban takes out an AK and blows
his brains out.
Biden: Now, Vlad, letÕs be nice.
Brrrrrrring! Brrrrrring!
Palin: Oh, my God, is it feeding time again. WhoÕs hungry now, Trig? Alg? Calc?
(I gotta stop naming my children after mathematics.)
Putin: ItÕs Vladimir Putin, Prime Minister of Russia. We are sorry to hear
about Mr. McCain. He was a true hero for men who have been shot down with our
fine Soviet . . . I mean Russian, surface-to-air missiles while bombing a communist
country that never attacked America. Who would have thought Maverick would
be assassinated by his former North Vietnamese gay lover. Well, Mrs.
President we have a crisis that might create a nuclear confrontation between
our countries because Boosh wasnÕt looking into my soul when he put those missiles
in Poland. Are you prepared to deal with it.
Palin: Are you kidding me? IÕve got sore nipples from breastfeeding, two pregnant
unmarried daughters, three sons named after math courses, IÕm pregnant again,
I canÕt tell my own children from my grandchildren, my husband smells so much
like fish that I feel like IÕm making love to a halibut, and I need to stop
eating mooseburgers with fries so I can lose ten pounds and win the Mrs. Wasilla
Termite Queen Breeder Pageant. . . . Anyway, whereÕs Poland? (Hmmmm, Poland.
Poland Palin. That has a nice ring to it; maybe IÕll name my next kid ÒPoland.Ó).
By the way, shouldnÕt I be talking to some little guy named Medv . . .Myedv
. . . Myeyudv . . . you know.
Putin: You could just give is back Alaska and we can forget the whole thing?
Palin: No way, I still havenÕt wiped out all the mooeses . . . meese? bears
and wildelife preserves. Hold on a sec, I gotta switch Calc to the other
boob. . . . You know I have to set an example for the country of my new
policy to have all of AmericaÕs teenage girls get pregnant. Now that weÕve
repealed Roe v. Wade we can out-breed those Muslims with their multiple
wives. TheyÕll never be able to make us wear burhkas.
Putin: ItÕs brilliant, Madam President. But for now we have a crisis.
Palin: I have a thought, Mr. Putin, that I think will forge peace between out
great nations. How about bridge, a bridge to ÒSomewhere.Ó It will be a bridge
that will be a big barrel of pork for my home state, and it will go from Anchorage
to . . . a . . . a . . . --wait, IÕm looking at a map-- to Vladivastok! WeÕll
call it the ÒBridge to VladÓ! You should like that, Vladimir.
Putin: Da, da. (I guess America has just switched boobs, too.) Dobroi Notsyi,
Madame President.
Palin: Oh, I couldnÕt do that Mr. Putin; IÕm pregnant.
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©2008, James A. Clapp
52. 1: MADAME OVARY 9.1.2008

Historic as the nomination of Barrak Obama as the first African-American presidential nominee by a major political party might be, in a number of respects this election and its primaries may end up highlighting attitudes about gender more than raceÑespecially with the selection of Sarah Palin, the governor and Wonder Womban of Alaska, as John McCainÕs VP.
This will be a little like running barefoot through a cow pasture in the
dark, but I will venture a few thoughts on that premise and worry about washing
my toes later.
CINDY: John McCainÕs selection of Sarah Palin is quite in character for the
professional POW. Will the women voters he hopes to attract see that? This
is a guy who dumped his first wife who waited for him to come home, but not
before dallying with some other ladies, one of whom had the inheritance income
he was looking for. Cindy McCain is the reason for those seven multi-million
dollar homes that McCain canÕt seem to remember he owns. It is difficult
to judge what it says of Cindy that she remains with a guy who referred to
her in front of several member of the press as a four-letter crude word for
a womanÕs sex organ that causes both women and men to blush. The women I
know and respect would have unmanned him in less time that it would have
taken to repeat the rotten joke he told about Chelsea Clinton to a Republican
audience: ÒWhy is Chelsea Clinton so ugly? Her father is Janet Reno?Ó aking
the opportunity to gleefully slur a cute, innocent young woman and lesbians.
(One wonders if Republican ÒloveliesÓ like Mary Matalin, Bay Buchanan, Kay
Bailey Hutchinson and Condolezza Rice, were among the gigglers.) Cindy must
be more needy of that eighth house than her self-respect.
SARAH: Palin is an abortion opponent and, having eschewed the procedure to
birth her Downs child (her fifth), will be anti-choicers poster girl. She
made her choice, but doesnÕt want other women to have a choice. She also
wants Creationism taught in schools, the Alaskan Wildlife Preserve turned
to Swiss cheese and, to know what the job of Vice President entails (because
she admits to not knowing). Well, of course, with credits from being the
mayor and beauty queen of an Alaskan ÒPodunkÓ and 18-months the governor
for a state known for its political corruption, she obviously needs more
than having been a heck of a ÒPolitical Science major in college.Ó Up there
in the Òcoldest state, with the hottest governorÓ they like to refer to her
comely looks as something to get those Ice Road Truckers and Deadliest Catch
guys a little warm in the drawers. Somehow, by the end of the Republican
convention (which might be saved from an appearance by George Bush, by hurricane
Gustav), serial pregnancy will be fashioned into Òappropriate experienceÓ
to be a Òheartbeat awayÓ from he Oval Office. One suspects that she is too
dumb even to realize she is just another women being cynically used by John
McCain. Even if she could see that, were she not ÒMadame Ovary,Ó the mother-of-five-anti-abortion
candidate who sill solidify his appeal to the Far Right, he wouldnÕt offer
her a bite of his mooseburger if she were starving to death on the Iditerod
trail.
And are HillaryÕs feminists going to like those accolades? The question to
be answered is how many women will fall for the cynical blandishments of
a serial woman user. McCain is counting on women as being as compliant and
stupid as his first wife, Cindy, and even Sarah Palin, appear to be. HeÕs
counting on those wild-eyed, angry, Hillary-ites [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVHZHuyVeio],
one of whom looked suspiciously like Ann Coulter, to turn and vote for him
while he insults their gender. Will those disaffected Hillary supporters
take the bait? Or, will they see his windsock values on womenÕs choice, which
he was once for, but now against? Will they want him to put the crucial Roe-rejecting
justice on the Supreme Court? This will all be parsed to pieces in the next
weeks.
HILLARY: The Republicans are already cynically making much of the fact that
the Democrats didnÕt put a woman on their ticket, but McCain has. Never mind
why. Never mind how they went after Geraldine Ferraro. They were hoping that
Hillary and Bill would blow up the Democratic Convention with a challenge.
They were counting on Hillary being the ÒwhinerÓ that Sarah Palin has called
her. Hillary needed to be handled very carefully during and after the primary
process. Even though the Clintons no longer run the Democratic Party, it
appears that Hillary will be its maternal face. To her credit, she got on
the team, pledged her support to Obama, and called for her supporters to
do the same. It was power she earned and it was hers to dole out. The respect
she was paid was as much to that power as to her gender. But we know Hillary
ClintonÑand Sarah Palin is no Hillary Clinton.
MICHELLE: Smart, self-possessed, extremely attractive, and eloquent. The
mom of two cute daughters, she can give a stump speech with grace and power.
Clearly, Michelle has the cred and the credentials to go beyond the reading
to kindergartners, but the intelligence (now) to not show too much of her
feelings. Everything about here says ,ÒThis ÔgirlÕ can take care of herself.Ó
And Barrack has no good reason to wander. A better case can be made for Michelle
as a Vice President than the ex-mayor of Wasilla, Alaska.
Then there is the woman that most wouldnÕt think if for this list; a woman
who married and had a child by a Black man around 50 years ago.
MOMMA OBAMA: I feel for the mother of Barrak Obama. Obama is an ÒAfrican-AmericanÓ
because in this country (and others) a drop of Negroid blood is considered
enough to make that distinction. But when we see Obama family photos there
is his mom, and there are ObamaÕs grandparents, incongruously as Caucasian
as it gets. Somehow, in this cockeyed racist world, 50% of this guyÑthe part
that is the beloved mother that raised himÑdoesnÕt get recognized in his
census definition. We donÕt seem to have a way (other than LimbaughÕs clearly
mean-spirited ÒHalfrican-AmericanÓ) of expressing that this guy is really
multi-racial.
So much was made of the necessity for Obama to ÒexplainÓ himself to the voting
public that seemed an oblique reference to the awkwardness in handling his
racial composition. It is gratifying to see the pride African-Americans displayed
at the convention, and the education, poise and eloquence of so many who
addressed it. Barrak Obama is, to anyone with half a working brain, the man
who has the intelligence, grace, and charisma to rescue our country from
the disaster of eight years of George Bush and the Republicans. Momma Obama
deserves some credit for that.
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© 2008, James A. Clapp