
Volume 55
JANUARY 2009
55. 6: THE YEAR OF THE AUSPICES Ð 1968 1.28.2009

The
author, in his auspicious year
In Roman times the legions used to bring along with them a soothsayer who would
sacrifice some unlucky chicken or other animal and ÒreadÓ the auspices in their
entrails to see what Ògood fortuneÓ awaited them. Since then, auspicious has
come to mean good fortune or propitious. But things can go either way.
ÒMay you live in interesting times,Ó goes the Chinese saying that hovers
ambiguously between blessing and curse. Most of us who have lived in
this fast-paced age, if we were conscious of it, certainly have. But
parts of it have been more interesting than others. Forty years ago this
year might have marked the most interesting and, personally, the most
auspicious. That Spring I walked out of a seminar room at the Maxwell
School at Syracuse University scarcely believing that the son of high
school-educated parents, grandson of Italian immigrants who came over
in steerage, had just passed his dissertation defense and was a newly-minted
Ph.D. Patty and I got a baby-sitter went out for a Òsurf and turfÓ dinner and
saw 2001: A Space Odyssey, a rather auspicious movie about the beginning and
end of things. 1968 was going t be a year of big changes in our lives.
But my personal history was well on its way to being buried in what was going
on in the world. In March, Lyndon Johnson, who had signed momentous civil rights
legislation that would change the American political landscape, had declined
to be his partyÕs nominee for the 1968 presidential election because he had no
solution to the Vietnam War. Earlier in the year the war had widened. The U.S.
was now bombing in Laos, Khe Sanh was the bloodiest battle of the war, followed
by the Tet Offensive. The My Lai Massacre and then the North Korean capture of
the spy ship Pueblo, further damaged opinion about the U.S. in Asia, and along
with it JohnsonÕs presidency. In February, Walter Cronkite of CBS, AmericaÕs
most respected journalist, said American should get out of Vietnam, marking a
major turning point in public opinion.
Martin Luther King, Jr. was assassinated a month later, and Bobby Kennedy,
a likely presidential winner, would meet the same fate in June.
In May student riots began in France against the conservative politics of
the Gaulists, joined by workers. They signaled similar riots and demonstrations
in several other countries, among them, Germany, Spain, Mexico, and of
course the good ole US of A. In August, from a hotel bed on my first
night in San Diego, I watched the riots at the disastrous Democratic
National Convention, Chicago police bashing the heads of student demonstrators
and roughing up the press. The girls were asleep on the other bed, and
Patty and I watched in disbelief; we were beginning our own auspicious
eventÑour relocation to California to begin my teaching career at SDSUÑand
the country was in turmoil from the Vietnam war, civil rights and student
demonstrations and political assassinations.
I wasnÕt particularly happy to be dropping myself and my family into a place
that was much more politically conservative in 1968 than it is today. But the
chance to begin a new masters program in urban planning for myself, and for Patty
to embark on a career in art that she had always aspired to, were worth bearing
up with in a place that could not get the New York Times on the day it was printed.
I had other concerns. 1968 seemed to be the year that our country had split itself
into irreconcilable demographic factionsÑyouth, parents, seniors, hippies and
yuppies, regional and local interests and racial rivalries. The Voting Rights
Act of 1964 had all but given the South to the Republican Party (to which Richard
Nixon owed is razor thin victory). Soon the Religious Right would rise to answer
the Òmoral turpitudeÓ that the simple-minded saw in racial and womenÕs rights
and uppity kids challenging authority. What was seen as a social solidarity forged
in the need to pull together during the Depression and WWII was now pulled apart
during relative peace and prosperity. It was the beginning of a niche society,
a democracy that was capable of manipulation by focus groupers and political
operatives that eventually found their highest (lowest?) form in then likes of
Karl Rove. Soon enough, Watergate would confirm the notion that the system was
corrupted.
That all of this should come down in the midst of my movement from East to
West made that movement all the more unsettling. As I wrote some years
later,* when Ò. . . my grad school classmates learned I had accepted
a professorship at a Southern California university, their congratulations
were tempered with oblique insinuations that my chosen life of intellection
would plunge faster than a California sunset. . . . [that] I had opted
for the land of the lotus-eaters, Birchers, naked hot tub encounter groups,
Disneyland and Tinseltown. I was decamping for the intellectual wasteland
of fantasy, hedonism, and Ôwhat-have-you-done-lately.Õ In no time at
all my brain would be flotsam in the surf, putrefying, like some hapless
Portuguese man-o-war in a fly-infested heap of kelp. Yet, even while
I was resisting becoming ÔCalifornicatedÕ with every neural transmitter
I could muster, I was writing rebellious letters [this was before email]
back to my old classmates (which I entitled ÔEpistles to the FrigidiansÕ),
smirking at their having to endure slushy winters, and instructing them
on how to spot me on TV at the Rose Bowl. I countered their charges that
I had become mentally moribund by enclosing photos of myself wearing
Mickey Mouse ears while reading Principia Mathematica. . . . But in reflective
moments I admitted to myself a gnawing guilt that the consciousness of
Ôthe CoastÕ was creeping into my mind. Unfathomable psychological forces
tugged at my bicoastal mind, my analytical-New York-left hemisphere rebelled
against my imaginative-California-right hemisphere, and vice versa. Maybe
I belonged in Indianapolis, a rebel without a coast."
Auspices, of course, are supposed to be predictive. They are supposed to
give us a view of things to come. But no reader of entrails, or popular
soothsayer (have you noticed that the Jean Dixon prophet types have all
disappeared?) would have predicted what was to come. I was a ÒtrainedÓ
social scientist, and my own future was as mysterious and un-apprehended
as the social world of which it was a part. The only certainty of change
was change itself. As I review my writingsÑsocial scientist readers of
the auspices at least go Òon the recordÓÑI believe that I did better
than the horoscopers and any shaman reading the guts of a Rhode Island
Red, but really not that well. Seeing Martin Luther King in his casket,
and Tommy Smith and John Carlos defiantly raising their black fists at the Mexico
City Olympics, I would never have foreseen that, forty years on, a Black man
would be elected president of the United States. 2008, an auspicious year? Time
will tell.
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© 2009, James A. Clapp
* ÒThe Origins of Consciousness in the Bicoastal Mind,Ó San
Diego WriterÕs Monthly,
Vol. 6, No. 1, July 1991, Pp. 36 -39
55. 5: The Goodbye Hug 1.21.2009

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I saw Obama actually give George Bush a hug a couple of times, once after his
speech, and again just before Bush got on the presidential chopper to leave the
White House as ingloriously as Richard Nixon left it. Bush looked little, finished,
somewhat befuddled, having completed his last, and biggest, screw-up, in a lifetime
of screw-ups.
Well, how would you feel, after looking out on a throng of peopleÑthe biggest
ever to swell the sacred precincts of WashingtonÑknowing there is likely not
one person out there who would pee on you if you were on fire. And then to
be rhetorically Òbitch slappedÓ by the new guy that they all saw, the black,
the white and the tinted, as they the ÒGreat Black Hope.Ó There was great
amazement that Barack Obama walked out of the Capitol Building to take
the oath of office (screwed up by a Bush appointed, Chief Justice John
Roberts), but there was no sense that he didnÕt belong there, that he was
not the man of moment to pick up the pieces of America. This was not the
black janitor, but the bright and eloquent leader who seemed right for
a job that needed someone who had the audacity to believe that a person
of color had as much right to that office as any man (or woman). The world
sensed that, and it was watching with amazement that America could set
itself back on course.
The word ÒtransformativeÓ and its cognates had been summoned repeatedly to
describe this event. This had not been a choice between a professional POW
stuck mentally in his lost war and a nice guy with whom you might want to play
a pick up game of half-court basketball; this was a choice, it seemed, between
old ways and new ways, the old order and a new, if yet undefined, order, between
decline and renewal. BushÕs ways, conservative Republican ways, had shown themselves,
finally, after decades, to be the path to irrelevance, divisiveness and decline.
It took the dead in Iraq and the dispossessed in the streets of America to
prove that. It took and arrogant pre-emptive foreign policy and a greed-oriented
domestic economy to nail down the foolishness of the response to 911 and the
insensitivity to the devastation of Katrina. It took Terri Shiavo and Abu Ghraib
to expose the depth of hypocrisy and brutality that religious and neo-con values
could deliver. If America could have found its collective voice it would have
been a cry for help. Now help seemed it might be on the way.
Resident PBS Republican Twerp David Brookes said ObamaÕs speech was a Ògood
speech, but not a great speech,Ó (as if Brookes would know a great speech if
it was a sharp rock and he was sitting on it). Whatever. But is was great the
way ObamaÕs speech took apart, by allusion and indirection, the Bush, neo-con,
and right wing legacyÑthat it was time to Òput away childish thingsÓ Ô(like
Òmission accomplished and Òbring Ôem onÓ and goofy crap like Òfaith-basedÓ
this and that); that we would return to a respect for ÒscienceÓ (and accept
the facts of global warming, evolution, and on with stem-cell research and
maybe help some people get well); that we must offer our enemies a hand peace
if they will ÒunclenchÓ their fists (rather than putting them is the Òaxis
of evilÓ). Obama even dumped on old Republican icon Ronnie boy, Òthe Gypper,Ó
saying in several different ways, not only that government was not Òthe problem,Ó
but part of the solution, and that, in addition, the people were going to have
to take some responsibility and role in solving our problems (maybe this means
paying some taxes for better services, and stop going to the casino and buying
SUVs and other consumer crap); that the Obama administration would foster development
of a range of alternative energies to free us from dependence on the Bush Saudi
pals and the likes of Enron. Did dim bulb George get any of this?
Did he get it when Obama alluded to the need for big plans and big expenditures
to meet the huge problems and the looming exigencies that Bush created or left
unattended? Bush would never understand the structural shifts that have taken
place nationally and globallyÑright under his feet!Ñthat will require a government
with vision and boldness, not lobbyists and cronies, to fashion policies to
meet their challenges.
It seems clear that Obama is a man who wants to govern with as much consensus
as possible. He rejects the divisive-decider model that Bush arrogated to himself,
where, if you arenÕt with him, you are the enemy.
History operates by its own rules, or none. America made a big mistake allowing
a guy whose claim for its highest office was that he might be more fun to Òhave
a beer withÓ than Al Gore to get close enough to be appointed president by
his fatherÕs judicial appointees. This resulted in the 21st Century in America
getting off to a terrible start, a return to the previous centuryÕs right-wing,
cold war mentalities that had only been put on hold by the Clinton years. The
country didnÕt get it when it gave Bush high approval ratings for standing
with a bull horn on the ruins of 911 three days after the WTC came downÑthat
this was his style, when he flew over New Orleans three days after that catastrophe.
The people and their wimpy Democrat representatives allowed lies and deceptions,
billions of dollars in waste, ineptitude, the shredding of the Constitution,
the corruption of the Department of Justice, and the trashing of AmericaÕs
economy and international reputation, to proceed virtually unchallenged.
Both George Bush and Dick Cheney have made much of the case that ÒhistoryÓ
will likely judge their policies more favorably than the polls have these last
years. But history may just judge them as worse than they currently appear.
It would be well if history had an assist from investigations, disclosures
and testimoniesÑeven indictmentsÑso that some badly needed Òtruth and reconciliationÓ
is not surrendered to the need to attend to the future.
Since they raised the subject, did history dictate that America needed to be
brought so low, so far from its principles and values, that a relatively in-experienced,
but charismatic, junior senator from Illinois, might seem like its ÒaudaciousÓ
hope? Did it take George W. Bush to make the prospects of Barack H. Obama?
Amazing, both American and the World, knowing the difficulties of the desolation
of the Bush policies that face both, seemed buoyed (and ebullient), even confident,
in the man on whose shoulders this would fall. Amazingly, Barack H. Obama seemed
like the guy who belonged there, the guy who we need to be in that Oval Office,
and George Bush and his ways seemed inappropriate and, appropriately, discarded.
Getting to that point was the only thing Bush did right. Would you hug George
W. Bush for that?
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© 2009, James A. Clapp
55. 4: FOREIGN BABES IN BEIJING, by Rachel DeWoskin (2005) BR, 1.17.2009

By way of some curious synaptic connection when, I first picked up this book,
I had a reverie of a personal experience in the Chinese city of Xian many several
years ago. ÒAre you going to the Barbeque Fashion Show this evening?Ó the desk
porter at my hotel had asked me. There was also a poster for the event in the
elevator, indicating that it would take place on the hotel roof, and that the
Òall you can eatÓ price was very reasonable. It sounded like a good idea, and
at six oÕclock I was up there, interested far more in filling my stomach than
in a Òfashion show.Ó
The barbeque was good, and the fashion show turned out to beÑexplaining why
it was almost exclusively ÒbusinessmenÓ at the eventÑa show of lingerie. The
announcer explained as each lovely, young Chinese girl passed among us in the
steamy evening air of Xian, and with an exaggerated fashion runaway Òwalk,Ó
what a wonderful idea it would be to Òtake such sexy lingerie home to your
wife.Ó One after another young beauty paraded her wares among us. But the effect
of the food and drink was soporific on me and I got up and left before it was
over.
As it turned out, the organizer of the event was in the hallway, in which several
of the lovely models awaited their turn alongside racks of lingerie. He stopped
me and asked if I had seen anything I liked. I said I wasnÕt interested in
purchasing any and that I was tired and was heading off to my room. Well, then,
he said, ÒWe can arrange a private show for you in your room.Ó I declined,
but it wasnÕt until I was in the elevator that it hit me that I had just attended
a thinly-disguised parade of very pretty hookers masquerading as a fashion
show. It wasnÕt to be the first time that things wouldnÕt be quite what they
seem to be in China, a placed where even the language can be read to have very
different meanings.
ThatÕs what I like about Yang Niu Zai BeijingÑit is one of those books by a
zhongguotong (China hand) that revels in the nuance of China and its language.
For example, DeWoskin notes that the titleÑmore about that in a momentÑis Yang
Niu, not Yang Nu. The latter would be ÒForeign Girls,Ó but Niu is a girl who
is a Òbabe.Ó A slight change in sound with a lot of difference in meaning.
The title is from a Chinese television soap opera that DeWoskin was recruited
for quite by accident. But the producers felt that she fit the part of an American
babe who seduces a handsome Chinese guy away from his virtuous Chinese wife.
So Foreign Babes in Beijing is the title of this series of Òfeel goodÓ TV for
the Chinese: the main guy gets a chance to kick the ass of a Western guy (to
counter the notion of Chinese guys as wimpy and effeminate), and DeWoskin,
covered in make-up, jewelry and big hair, is Jiexi (Jesse), the American femme
fatale, who gets to do semi-nude sex scenes that contrast with the image of
traditional, chaste Chinese women.
DeWoskin, the daughter of an American sinologist professor who took her on
trips to China when she was a child, is a Columbia graduate who returned therefore
five years to do public relations work for American corporations jumping in
on the Chinese economic boom of the 1990s. She came to the Jeixi role by happenstance
and with only some school acting as experience but, after the release of the
Foreign Babes show, became a celebrity in China. The irony was that she received
only eighty dollars an episode while the show was immensely lucrative for the
producers.
There is nothing in Foreign Babes of the steamy tell-all about sexually-liberated
Chinese that has come out in some books from Chinese authors in Shanghai in
recent years. DeWoskin even demurely deals with the description of the ÒnudeÓ
scene she has to do with the male lead. While she is in actuality sort of a
Òforeign babeÓ in her personal life, having had some Chinese nanpengyou (boyfriends),
and frequenting the clubs and hot spots of Beijing that the Western tourist
doesnÕt even know exist and, most significantly, getting to appreciate the
culture of Beijing and China from the vantage that fluency in Mandarin affords.
Despite her main job a in public relations (she pints out that PR (piyar) means,
means ÒassholeÓ in Mandarin), she moved in the pop culture and bohemian circles
that were burgeoning at the time. Among her friends were emerging artists such
a Zhou Wen, and Chinese rock star Cui Jian, and budding filmmakers.
Even though it concentrates on Beijing in a specific period, Foreign Babes
is one of the best insights into the expat life in China that I have read.
De Woskin is smart, but, even being a ÒChina lover,Ó (see review of China
Lover,
last month) is balanced and respectful, and in many respects remains awed by
the complexity of the culture. At several points in the book she repeats an
observation that make in my own travel memoir, The Stranger is Me, that she
feels much more American when she is in China. Her opinions and observations
are sharp, measured and insightful. She provides informative explanations of
how Chinese view television narratives differently than we do (125), and what
is called Òsideways negotiatingÓ (141), both learned Òon the job,Ó as well
as the dynamic of change in the city itself. She seems to relish the mistakes
and missteps she makes even more that the linguistic and cultural differences
that make us laugh. I did when she pointed out seeing a sports jersey celebrating
Michael Jordan that read ÒChicago Balls.Ó
Perhaps most interesting were the few pages at the end which are devoted to
the events of May 1999, when the U.S. (or NATO) bombed the Chinese embassy
in Belgrade, supposedly by accident. DeWoskin and her expat friends were deeply
affected by the outrage of the Chinese (and equally angry at the American government).
But she puts together in a few pages the best, and fair-minded, explanation
of the affair and its aftermath that I have read. She since has returned to
New York for more academic work, in poetry and translation. But she plans returns
to China for more experiences that provide a fresh angle on ourselves as well
as a foreign culture.
That put me in mind of another of my own, if less interesting, China experiences
some years ago when a sore back had me in need of a massage when I was at a
hotel in Chongqing. I called the front desk to order a masseur or masseuse
(to avoid giving offense I asked for whichever was available) to come to my
room. Shortly thereafter I opened my door to a young woman in a warm-up suit
who must have been no more than five fee in height and less than one hundred
pounds. I remarked that she seemed rather xiao (little) for a masseuse,
but she gave me a wry smile and motioned me toward the bed. With what must
surely be the strongest tiny hands in all China she proceeded to nearly kill
me for forty-five minutes. My own hands were trembling when I gave her a tip.
But my back felt better. Or was it that everything else hurt now? ThatÕs China.
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© 2009, James A. Clapp
55. 3: MY CAR, MY CAR, MY KINGDOM FOR A CAR, Part 1, 1.12.2009

For the past couple of years my local public radio station has adopted a new
fundraising mantraÑasking me to donate my car to the station in return for
a Òpossible tax write-offÓ and the good feeling of helping them remain on the
air and their executives pumping up their salaries. They do this a couple of
times every hour: Ògimme your car, gimme your car.Ó They keep saying it is
a ÒclunkerÓ that I really donÕt need any more, even though it is a perfectly
functional and still very stylish Õ93 BMW 325i that looks much like the current
model. IÕll be damned if I will give it to them unless they are going to turn
it into public transit that runs close enough for me to use and takes me where
I need or want to go. No chance of that. And no chance that they are going
to get my car.
I am a supporter of public broadcasting, but this hectoring me for my car frankly
pisses me off. Moreover, I wonder what it is they want to do with my car. I
suspect that it would end up down in Mexico and probably live on for another
fifteen years as a taxi, like those 1950s American cars one encounters in Havana
or Istanbul. Heck, not long ago, in the salubrious, car-preserving climate
of San Diego, I saw the doppelganger of my 1955 Chevy that decades ago turned
to a pile of rust from the salted roads back in Upstate New York winters; this
one looked like it had just been driven off the showroom floor. Now my public
radio station wants me to turn over ÒGudrun.Ó ThatÕs the name I gave ÒherÓ
when I bought ÒherÓ; named after of teacher friend of mine who lives in Hamburg
(but also because ÒsheÓ runs good). No way.
Ironically, on October 14, 1986 I broadcasted the first of some seventy or
so Public Radio commentaries on KPBS-FM. I had asked Karen Kish, the then producer
of an afternoon magazine-style program called San Diego On Air, why they did
not have a segment that dealt with cities and urban life. ÒGo write one, come
back, and weÕll see how you sound,Ó she said. Titled ÒThe One-Horsepower Solution,Ó
it was an essay about the automobile, as compared to the horse, the first of
about sixty essays I wrote and broadcast on the station back in the days when
it didnÕt covet my car. A lot of miles have been driven since then, and a lot
of gasoline gone off into carbon emissions, and a lot of increase in cost,
most of it recently, has been added to a barrel of crude. The essay is reprised
below as the first part of some pieces re-examining the automobile, its pros
and cons, and its alternatives.
Here it is:
Enduring a breakdown (of the mechanical sort, that is) on the freeway is
frustrating enough experience; but sometimes one most also suffer the gleeful
barbs of passing motorists whose own vehicles are, at least momentarily, in
good working order. At a recent such misfortune I heard one passing motorist
shout, with some Doppler effect, a remark I had not heard in years put to drivers
of disabled automobiles: "get a horse!" Rather than getting me angry, it got
me to thinking. It has often been remarked that Americans have a love-hate.
relationship with the automobile. There are several ways in which that observation
might be interpreted; but one candidate is that people love their own cars
and hate everyone else's, for it's all those other cars that make using ours
more difficult to enjoy. There's no need to recite the wealth of statistical
data that announce that most every city, and particularly those like San Diego,
are in for more crowded streets and freeways, scarcer parking space, and are
heading in the direction of that dreaded new phenomenon, "gridlock." There
is ample experiential evidence for all those who must daily venture into the
land of the commuter.
The automobile has been the bane of urban planners since it came within the
economic reach of the average American. It is acceptable in planning circles
to become resigned to the popularity of the automobile, but still rather heretical
to credit it with any improvement in the quality of urban life. Yet it was
as a welcome alternative over its immediate, comparable predecessor--the horse
and carriage (not mechanized mass transit)--that the automobile was first received
in the early years of this century.
Consider the original pollution problem: in 1875 London had to remove 1,000
tons of manure from its streets every day. New York City had a population of
over 120,000 horses at the turn of the century, which produced a daily 130
ton hill of manure. Manure-laden streets, in addition to olfactory offense,
bred billions of flies that carried some 30 different diseases, some quite
serious. Further, they attracted large numbers of birds, which cancelled out
the advantage of their insect diet with their own considerable droppings. For
a time the manure, which made good fertilizer, was carted to nearby farms;
but, as nearby farms were rapidly pushed further out it soon became unprofitable
to do so, and manure was often dumped into river Horse urine, which couldn't
be collected, added to the pollution, and made streets treacherous to horses
and humans alike, often resulting in injuries. At the turn of the century as
many as 15,000 horse corpses had to be dragged off the streets of New York
and Chicago every year. Statistics on horse and carriage accidents were also
not insignificant. It is reported that in the late 19th century, Paris was
averaging700 deaths and 5,000 injuries each year from capsized coaches and
runaway horses.
The autophobe has plenty of data to counter these statistics. The annual carnage
on America's present-day streets and highways dwarfs Paris' turn of the century
accident rate. Pollution from automobiles may ultimately have more ominous
impacts than the horse. And dead horses are at least biodegradable. But on
a horsepower for horsepower basis the horse may be the worse polluter.
Much of the progress of urban life has been purchased from the lesser of evils.
But one of the measures by which we have gauged this progress has been by the
freedom and ease of geographic mobilityÑclosely related to social mobilityÑthat
our cities and societies afford us. The car beats the horse and carriage by
more than a mile on this account.
Humankind has long exhibited a powerful propensity to free itself from the
bounds of time and space; but there have always been costs to be paid. For
a time, as I watched the characters on TV's "Star Trek" beam themselves
all over the universe, I thought that the ultimate answer might be "teleportation," where
you step into a pod in one place, reduced to atomic particles, then beamed
to the destination pod, where your particles are re-assembled.
Then I saw the remake of the movie, The Fly.
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© 1986, James A. Clapp. Aired KPBS-FM, Public Radio, October 14, 1986
55. 2: ONE-ON-ONE WITH THE ÒO-MANÓ 1.7.2009

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2009, UrbisMedia
Barack Obama on 60 Minutes told us that he wants to fix the country, that he
will take actions to do so and, if it they donÕt work, he will find policies
that do work. That assertion sounded innocuous enough, and politically apposite.
But it touched a different nerve with me because it relates to a subject that
I taught for over thirty years in a graduate seminar in Planning Theory. To students
who took than seminar, our president-elect would have sounded like a Òdisjointed
incrementalist.Ó
OK, stifle that yawn for a moment longer; IÕm not hauling out some old lecture
notes to unload on you. What I want to address, is what kind of philosophy
of policy is Obama going to pursue, because I am getting some different
messages from the guy I voted for when he says things like he did on 60
Minutes. Now, admittedly, Obama wasnÕt all that specific about most of
his policy positions during the primaries or the campaign. ItÕs not a good
idea to get too specific and get himself pinned down. But he tended to
sound like a man with vision, with a sense of direction for the changes
he was calling for. In my terminology, I pegged him as a Òrationalist,Ó
a guy who went with facts and information, who tested policy ideas against
prevailing theories. (I donÕt think he will go consulting Rev. White) He
sounded enough this way to give conservatives the idea that they could
start calling him a socialist who would be leading us toward some soviet-style
government that taxed us for the very air we breathe.
So his sounding like an ÒincrementalistÓ caught my attention. Was it a response
to the socialist charge? An attempt to defuse it? Because it is conservatives
who tend to be incrementalists, because ÒincrementalismÓ is a conservative
way of approaching policy and problem solving. By that I mean that incrementalism
means taking small, short-term, careful steps towards policy, not bold and
comprehensive approaches that are rooted in broad, long-term solutions. Sometimes
this is called the ÒscienceÓ of Òmuddling through.Ó Conservative, supply-side,
economists would argue that it is preferable to allow the market, or consumer
preferences, to work these things out.
Incrementalists tend to distrust comprehensive theories and models. Not only
do such theories remind them of threatening notions such as those proposed
by Mr. Marx ad Mr. Engles, but conservatives argue that there is not enough
ÒinformationÓ (as they do for example about global warming) upon which to base
broad, long-term decisions upon them. Hence, they would recommend to try something
small, treating an aspect of the problem (like bio-fuels).
There is an oft-quoted saying of Daniel Burnham, the architect in charge of
the great Chicago WorldÕs Fair at the end of the 19th Century. Burnham said:
ÒMake no little plans, they have not the power to stir menÕs blood.Ó The Senator
from Chicago cum President Elect spoke ceaselessly of the need for change,
but was that change to consist of a myriad of disconnected alterations and
about faces in different dimensions of public policy? Or, was it suggestive
of a notion that he has in mind the re-constitution of the institutional infrastructure
of America; a restructuring of the interrelationships of those institutionsÑeducation,
work, health, commerce, art, foreign affairs, security, urbanism and environment,
and governanceÑthat would be viewed holistically and as potentially reciprocally
synergistic. (Yeah, I know, that sounds like that liberal dreamer speak to
any conservatives out there.) But what I am suggesting here is that incrementalism
tends to view things in parts, not systemically. That is why we donÕt get proper
attention from them on issues such as global warming, which they tend to see
as a cycle rather than, as scientists are telling us, is leaning toward systemic
breakdown.
What would a comprehensive, systemic perspective mean? Well, first a re-constitution
of what these days we pejoratively call the bureaucracy to perform an intelligence
function rather than a self-preserving servant of the interests of K Street
and the preservation of the power of the party in power. The intelligence function might also require the purging of some of the strictly political appointees
who have been placed in the bureaus over the past eight years whose roles have
been the manufacture and management of Òintelligence.Ó This will take time
and diligence, but it is absolutely necessary. One need not recount the malfeasances
of the CIA (WMD intel), FBI (botched domestic security), and Justice departments
(waterboarding), the rendering of facts in the Departments of Interior and
others, or the placement of school cronies or department headÕs who publicly
professed Ògut feelingsÓ as a basis for decisions, to indicate the gravity
of the need. This is not to say that decisions can be made without political
dimensionsÑany decision is a choice, and choosing is an intrinsically political
(although not necessarily ideological) actÑbut the substantive merits of the
decision cannot be irrational (that is, counterfactual).
The purpose of the intelligence function of governmental bureaus is prediction
and analysis (some have executive functions) without which there is little
capability to steer the ship of state toward it goals.
But it is the goals of an administration that are the chief difference that
separates rational-comprehensivists and incrementalists. The former tend to
hold to the notion that there is a general public interest, a commonweal, that
can be the beacon to guide the policies of the state. Incrementalists, on the
other hand, see society as composed of many different, and competing, interests,
often irreconcilable with one another, and that there exists no general public
interest. Hence, a rationalist might argue that a national health care program
is in the interest of all because say, the eradication of communicable diseases
would be an obvious benefit, whereas the incrementalist might argue against
having to share the cost of a national program with people who cannot pay their
share of it, or who do not attend to their own good health. Moreover, since
most policy choices have ideological dimensions, such choices often raise concerns
that policies aimed toward the enhancement of a general welfare are inherently
socialistic. We witness just such charges in the recent presidential campaigns
in which ObamaÕs notions for medical care as well as his tax policies were
characterized by his opposition as socialism. Ironically, even when Obama employed
the phraseology Òshare the wealth of the nationÓ as an argument for the redistributive
aspect of his proposed tax policy, that very benign phrase was called Òplaying
Robin HoodÓ and socialism.
But there is a second aspect of the importance of goals, what might be called
the visionary dimension of setting of goals. Vision must be a combination of
the realities revealed by the prognostic aspects of the intelligence function,
but also the realistic picture of where we need and want to go, and what can
be realistically achieved. That vision should be consonant with the stated
principles of the nation as specified in its Constitution and Bill of Rights.
We can see just how far we have drifted from any such vision in the recent
administration. Vision must involve the integrative and synergistic aspects
of policy formulation. This is where the rational-comprehensivists greatly
deviate from the incrementalists. For example, educational policies need to
considered in terms of projections of a future work force determined by need
and international competition, and by research and development needs. A future
work force with enhanced prospects also intersects with aspects of health policy,
housing, and environmental concerns. Thus, approaching substantive policy areas
not as discreet, case by case, issues, but at intersecting and even reciprocal
needs and concerns, requires an executive have a peripheral policy visionÑthe
way a good basketball player sees Òthe whole courtÓÑ and leadership that can
both express these in terms of sound policy frameworks, but also communicable
national goals. It is important here to emphasize that I am not talking about
a strictly management enterpriseÑmanagement is not vision.
So, what has this to do with Obama? Well, his campaign was run on a rhetoric
of change, not just change from the status quo, which was (and is) regarded
as miserable by four-fifths of the American public, but with the implication
of soothing proactive, something with the suggestion of a vision. Two questions
have been building. One is whether he will begin to put together a comprehensive
vision of the future direction for the country, whether he even has one. The
second is whether he will even be able to articulate such a vision through
the haze of the smoke and ruins of the Bush legacy, a legacy that is tantamount
to a scorched earth policy.
I see Obama as poised between the polarities of rational-comprehensive and
disjointed-incrementalist modalities of policy formulation. It is the latter
that will have the greatest gravity because we have become inured to it and
because there are salient and most insistent matters demanding attention. Deconstructing
the Bush debacle piece by piece might be necessary, but not sufficient to affect
the change inspired by the Obama campaign. Not Bush is an attitude, but not
a policy. Bush crippled our country, but he did not kill it off. The politics
game is all that much like basketball, but it needs a quick point guard to
change the approach and tempo of the game, somebody who Òsee the whole floor.Ó
If you watch how this guy plays basketball, you will notice at once his ability,
as we say, to Ògo to his left.Ó
Now, how well can the O-Man go to his Left when it really counts?
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© 2009, James A. Clapp
55. 1: THE ÔBABOÕ GOSPELS: AN INRODUCTION 1.4.2009

© 2008, UrbisMedia
To other readers. One of my Òresolutions for 2009 is to complete a book
dedicated to my five grandchildren. ItÕs tentatively titled THE BABO GOSPELS
(ÒBaboÓ is the sobriquet my grandchildren call me). Since they live in San
Francisco and Connecticut, I donÕt get to communicate with them in person
as much as I would like. But I want them to know my views on faith and religion
because they will grow up in a world, both domestic and international, in
which religion will play, in my view, an inordinate roll in public life.
They may not be able to understand much of it now, but they will someday.
Meanwhile, through eventual publication, I hope to make it available to others.
The following preambles the book and explains my reasons for writing the
book.
To my grandchildren,
Babo wants you to know at the very outset that one of the reasons I have
written this book for you is that, while we are obviously not from the same
generation, or share many of the same life experiences, we are also markedly
different in terms of religious upbringing. I was deeply ÒimmersedÓ in religion
as I grew up, but you have been raised with little or no metaphysical environment
in the home or school. Nevertheless, religion, belief and faith are all around
us. Not just at Christmas, or Easter, or Rosh Shoshana, or Ramadan, but in
between these times, in too many ways and forms to enumerate. No matter,
you would have to be bereft of senses not to know that.
Religion, faith, and belief raise bigÑand importantlyÑquestions and issues
about life, death, and the way we should conduct ourselves in between. You
will not be able to escape these questions, not just because there will be
people around you who will raise them, and there will be other people who
will want to persuade you to accept how they have answered them, but also,
because these questions have a metaphysical dimension, they extend into the
realm of what is unknown and unknowable. So, by just being human, you will
come to wonder about such questions. Questions like Òwhy am I here?Ó Or,
Òdoes my being here have any purpose?Ó And, Òwhat happens to me when this
life is all over?Ó And a lot more questions.
I wrote above that we come from very different religious experiences. You
were brought up like your mothers, in what would be called ÒsecularÓ homes,
homes where the answers (or at least responses) to lifeÕs questions were
addressed and discussed from the perspective of the rational, not the mystical.
We did not seek answers in scripture and revelation, but in science, history,
logic and reason. This is the kind of home in which you are being raised,
too.
That is a good thing, and I applaud it. But it also means that you are a
further generation removed from familial contact with someone with my experience,
that you will not be exposedÑat least in a proselytizing wayÑto indoctrination
by institutionalized religious thought. But outside the home such thoughts
and influences will be all around you; in some of your friends and schoolmates,
people with whom you work, teachers, bosses, political representatives, even
people who might become dear to you. Some of them might think they have the
advantage of you, that their ÒfaithÓ makes them special, even superior to
you. At their worst, some will consider you Òunholy.Ó You will know from
reading historyÑor even the BibleÑwhat this can lead to.
That is why I have written this book for you, because I have the ÒadvantageÓ
(although it seems odd to express it in that way) of having been raised as
a Roman Catholic. Having been educated in Catholic schools from first grade
through college I grew up believing that I was of the Òone, trueÓ faith,
the faith that God intended that we all believe. I pitied, or mistrusted,
or was suspicious of anyone who was so unfortunate as to not have been baptized
a Roman Catholic. So I know how religion can engender prejudice, and separate
people rather than bring them together. I also, from the first, seem to recall
a nagging, and unexpressed, sense of indoctrination. I knew that I was supposed to believe what I was being told to believe, but I knew my mind was unsettled.
I felt like I was Ògoing through the motionsÓ of being a good Roman Catholic.
I quit the Roman Catholic Church in the early 1960s. You donÕt really ÒquitÓ
as such, there is no resignation form or anything like that, you just stop
showing up and putting money in the collection basket (that, they really care about). My last sufferance was the bumbling homily of a local tongue-tied
parish priest that was just too much to bear. I felt so sorry for the guy.
He should have been a Trappist monk; they take a vow of silence and I am
certain he would have served out his days in aphasic contentment.
The next Sunday morning I slept in. I had a tremendouse sense of guilt,
but it got easier, like quitting a bad habit. I was in grad school, living,
literally, in a garret room, with nobody to record my failure to make my Easter
Duty, no parents around to please that they had done their duty and raised
a nice Catholic boy. The closest I have since got to a Eucharist is a pepperoni
pizza (1).
The next time I was compelled to go to church was to get married, more than
a year later. Your grandmother, Patty, who attended Catolic schools as well,
went to mass for a while, attending the campus Newman Center with other
liberal and attenuated Catholics, but she soon joined my Òfallen awayÓ
status of her own and complete accord. She was an artist, and spending
her SundayÕs covered in clay, or paint, or exploring creation with a camera,
was a better Òspiritual experienceÓ than listening to some hackneyed homily.
The 1960s were a time when there was an abundance of metaphysical energy
to fill the self-induced void. There was plenty of company in my apostate
status, and some were doing the Òinner- searchingÓ thing with various forms
of pharmacological assistance. But drugs were not for me. I never liked not
being fully conscious and in control. Some friends experimented with the
newly popular LSD in the ÒChurch of the Perpetually ÒStonedÓ founded by
the high priest of altered states, Dr. Timothy Leary. Others tried to go
native with the ÒYaqui way of knowledge,Ó (2) induced by peyote and mescaline.
If there was a god to be found, he would be in some tripped-out haze and
probably look like a drummer for The Rolling Stones. ÒJointsÓ were routinely
passed around at various social gatherings. But I wasnÕt about to exchange
one opiate for another. The word at the time was what are you Òinto.Ó People
might be into something one week and into something else the next. ÒTripÓ
was the term for being on drugs. A lot of people were Òtripping,Ó but few
of them seemed to be getting anywhere.
There were other potential substitutes for my discarded Catholicism. It might
have been Òencounter groups,Ó people sitting around spilling their guts out
to strangers who would rush to hug them; or diving into hot tubs at the Esalen
Institute up in Big Sur, a warm-up to hooking up with some complete stranger
for the search for the big orgasm. It could be sitting in a room full of
dim-wits at an EST training session (3), squeezing your legs together to keep
from pissing yourself, and calling one other Òassholes,Ó and paying big
money for the privilege of re-casting yourself into really fitting that appellation.
It could be dozens of other spin-offs in the rollicking self-awareness movement
that rolled over California like a tsunami of psychobullshit. For some, it
filled in the void left by the unmooring from the traditional faiths that
took place in the liberating 1960s, a period that conservatives still regard
at the Lexington and Concord of AmericaÕs Òculture wars.Ó The first ÒshotÓ
in those ongoing wars was literally a little pill, the birth control pill
invented by Dr. John Rock, that was fired across the bows (or would that
be balls) of the Roman Catholic Church. Liberating it was, but many people
were clearly disoriented by its centrifugal forces and quickly set about
seeking cosmologies and lifestyles to Óre-centerÓ themselves. It was the
early Ònew age,Ó a period that is now in its second flowering, fertilized
by the Òtapping into the inner-selfÓ nonsense of an assorted cast of self-anointed
gurus, phonies and fakes hawking the snake oil of easy self-fulfillment and
material riches.
Traditional religions were disintegrating. There was a new and profitable
relationship between God and mammon. In the 1980s, Reaganism made it OK to
be greedy and get rich (sort of a retro-Calvinism that reasoned that if you
were rich then thatÕs what God wants you to be). Millions joined in the resurgence
of Christianity a la the television ÒprayboysÓ like the Bakkers, Swaggerts,
Falwells, Dobsons, Warrens and Robertsons. This was the great counter movement
against the liberal legacy of emboldened minorities, the womenÕs movement,
sexual liberation and mediaÕs fracturing of the (mythical) solidarity of
the American family. Men were seeking out their Òfire in the bellyÓ manhood
rites to counter their emasculation on the sharper edges of feminism. Sexual
swingers, it was turning out, tended to more conservative people than liberals.
Many liberals, not sure that there really was going to be an eternity, set
about perfecting their bodies to make them last as long as possible. As usual,
true to the essence of American culture, there was a buck to be made everywhere;
the core faithÑcapitalismÑseemed well intact and thriving on the novelty
of it all.
Somehow my inborn skepticism shielded me from it all. It took long for anything
to ÒtakeÓ with me, and by the time I finished reading and thinking about
the validity of a new cosmology or lifestyle it was usually out of fashion
or replaced by the next one. But there was no going back to my Catholic roots;
I had worked too hard to be free of their entanglements. Yet there is never
being totally free of them either. They are my roots, and as you can never
resign from the Church, I could never not be Catholic. There is a certain
indelibility to being educated and indoctrinated within the ChurchÑonce Catholic,
forever Catholic. Even today I can meet complete strangers who have been
ÒraisedÓ Roman Catholic, even from other countries, and there is an affinity
with them, a Catholic connection, that transcends almost all other cultural
dimensions. It is the indoctrination at an early age; other religions have
it as well. I am glad that you are being spared it, but you need to know
about it.
It is not so much the ÒsacramentalÓ or the ceremonial that sinks into oneÕs
spiritual marrow, but the ÒcultureÓ of Catholicism, a culture that is captivating
in many respects and owes much to its theatricality. The Roman Catholic Church
has costumes, and rituals, music and art, and that greatest of all dramatic
themeÑthe battle between good and evil. The essence of drama is conflict,
and the battle for the soul of humankind is perhaps the greatest dramatic
theme. ThatÕs entertainment, and the new Christian churches are doing their
best the emulate it. They will never match the Sistine Chapel, the Ave Maria,
or Audrey Hepburn and Ingrid Bergman, and Gregory Peck and Spencer Tracy
playing nuns and priests in movies I knew the Protestants would never really
understand.
Curiously, my departure from the Church engendered a new interest in religion,
not so much a search for a new one to replace Roman Catholicism, but a liberated,
critical-historical interest in the nature of belief, into the uncritical
credulities of faith. I read works by biblical scholars such as Hugh Schonefeld
(The Passover Plot), Donavon Joyce (The Jesus Scrolls), Elaine Paigels (The
Gnostic Gospels), works on the ÒhistoricalÓ Jesus, by Michael Graves, historical
novels such as Gore VidalÕs Creation and James MichenerÕs The
Source, Malachi
MartinÕs The Final Conclave, even edgy stuff like Holy Blood,
Holy Grail,
the precursor of The Da Vinci Code. I looked at religious art, listened to
the music and missas, read of the lives of saints and popes, long monographs
on Mary and Mary Magdalen, even the writings of Josephus, the First Century
Jewish turncoat. It was almost all very interesting, but there were no accounts
of, from, or about anybody who had been to Òthe other side,Ó who had had
a real audience with The Deity, the Father or the Son, or the flaky one,
the Holy Ghost. Not one, single, sane, person. Nobody, not the Pope, the
Dalai Lama, the Ayatollah, or Sister Ignatius, my first grade teacher, knew
one single shred of evidence, knew anything more than me. Everything on which
the great faiths were based was made up, conjured, imagined.
I never recovered my faithÑif I ever really had it in the first placeÑbut
I did get some insights that gradually evolved into a sort of modus vivendi
composed of bits and pieces from here and there. A good part of it came from
that First Century radical Jewish rabbi, Yeshua bar Yusef (a.k.a. Jesus Christ).
We shared a liberal-progressive spirit, and a feeling for the underdog. My
concoction was neither entire, nor communicable enough to comprise what passes
for Christianity today, or this essay would be a solicitation for funds, an
urging to bomb and womanÕs clinic, or an email to a congressional page
asking him if he likes to play leap frog in the shower.
Much of my metaphysical odyssey took place before the resurgence of Christian
Fundamental Evangelism in America. I had come to my accommodation with the
believers: they can leave me alone, or I would do my best to make them wish
they never brought up the subject. They could have their faith and I would
even fight for their right to have their faith, but I would try to be an
evangelistÕs worst nightmare--a prince of doubt-ness.
Why? Because evangelists just can't live and let live, believe and not
aide un-belief. No, they have to take their faith into the classrooms,
into the legislatures, into the streets, into the media. America has to
be Òa Christian nationÓ and our laws have to become subject to Christian
principles (which, if they were true Christian principles, might
actually make us a better nation). Our leaders have to pray in public and
proclaim their faith, and wear cross pins next to their lapel flag pins.
They have to plant giant white crosses on our public hilltops. They want
to tell women what they can do, and can not do, with their bodies, they
want our kids to believe the world was created in six days, and Noah could
actually fit all fauna on a barge, they want to judge the worthiness of
science with the mumbo-jumbo of people who speak in tongues and see the
face of The Virgin in the guano deposits on the side of a parking garage.
They want to deprive homosexuals of their rights and keep public monies
from being spent on condoms for the HIV-ravaged African states. They want
to take us back to the Dark Ages, before the age of Enlightenment. And
when they do that, they arenÕt just people of faith anymoreÑthey are
the enemy of reason. I realized that it no longer mattered if I went to church
on Sundays, but it did matter very much to me that there were people who
wanted to make my whole country a Òchurch,Ó and this Òchurch would be open
24/7.
In short, I have Òbeen there,Ó to a place where you might consider going,
or be evangelized into going. That is your decision, but I want you to read
what I have written before you make that decision. I want you to read the
thoughts and opinions of someone who loves you, who is concerned with your
happiness, and who wants you to make your decision as an informed person,
not out of fear, coercion and certainly not out of ignorance. The only thing
I wish to gain is your happiness, peace of mind and a good life. As you will
see, I think that you can define this for yourself and do not have to accept
what has been prepackaged for you by various religions. This may take some
courage on your part because religious belief is, as I also maintain, rooted
in fear, fear of the unknown and, sometimes, you might feel that it is easier
and safer to join the crowd than to go it alone. But you will also see that
there are plenty of people with questioning, independent minds. You will
not be alone.
I am not out to snatch your soul, or convert you to anything other than open-mindedness.
As I have said, there are many big questions to which there are no knowable
answers. Of these I cannot offer, as no one can, any proofs. But there are
also many questions in religion and faith for which there are answers, different
answers that are offered by scripture, revelation and outright myth. I will
address both types of questions in the following pages. Since my essays on
these topics have been written at different times and different moods you
will find them ranging from satirical to angry. You will also find that I
give the greatest part of my attention to the Òfaith of our fathers,Ó Roman
Catholicism, because I was raised in that religion, and I as had the most
profound effect upon me. But I probably will also offend (sometimes intentionally,
I must admit) other religions as well, in my quest to be, as some might say,
Òecumenical.Ó
You certainly have heard the adage that Òknowledge is power.Ó It is, but
so is ignorance a source of power. Ignorance often leads to fear, and fear,
as we know, is the fundamental impetus to religious belief. This is not just
some benign observation. Let me cite the instance of a circumstance that
began right here in California, in the San Francisco Bay Area, in the 1970s
when a church called The PeopleÕs Temple was founded by a madman named Jim
Jones. The details are all part of the historical record, but the end of
this was that the rhetorically powerful and psychologically paranoid ÒReverendÓ
Jones eventually removed his flock to French Guiana where he got hundreds
of them to commit mass suicide, some of them slitting the throats of their
own children. This might seem shocking in the late 20th Century, but it is
only one, a minor, example of the closeness of religious beliefs to delusion,
madness and murder and mayhem throughout history. Do not underestimate the
power of religious belief in the lives and behavior of some people and the
blurry lines that they can draw between what they regard as ÒgoodÓ and Òevil,Ó
the authority they can arrogate to themselves to act on what they believe
is Òthe will of God.Ó Religion is about power; never forget that. And your
best defense against the sinister use of that power is knowledge.
Here I need to make an important distinction. My quibble is not so much with
faith as it is with religion. Faith, I think, comes somewhat
naturally to humans. I see it as somewhat primal, an urge to put some kind
of ÒknownÓ on the unknowable. So where there is a vacuum in knowledge,
we seem to readily substitute belief. So, if somebody wants to believe
that, say, rainfall is the saints crying, I donÕt have a problem with that.
Belief can come from that wonderful human capacity for imagination, and
from the gift of narration, that enrich life. Believing in something can
be comforting to some people. I, personally, like some of the stories that
come out of belief, but they are not as satisfying as the joy of discovery,
as enriching of life as real knowledge. I prefer realism to fantasy,
knowledge to superstition, truth to faith. Let me be clear about one
thing; I have no interest in trying to destroy anyoneÕs faith. Faith in
a god is not a bad thing; itÕs like when kids have imaginary friends. But
people pushing their faith into other peopleÕs face is not about faith,
itÕs about power, the power to control and exploit. Never forget that when
somebody approaches you with a smarmy halleluiah smile, and a ÒWow, have
a got a great new God for you,Ó answer with BaboÕs favorite epithetÑBahfungool! (4)
My quibble is with religion, which in some sense is the Òbusiness side of
belief,Ó the economics of metaphysics. Religion happens when belief becomes
codified and a ÒprofessionalÓ class of intermediaries creates itself. This
is when you get people who claim to talk directly to god or the gods, or
who claim to have been ÒcalledÓ by their deities to reveal to you what God
really wants you to do with your life, one aspect of which is to provide
monetary and material support to these self-anointed priests, rabbis, gurus,
pastors, lamas, shamans, and such. From the beginning of wonderment these
types have squiggled themselves in between people and their beliefs the way
a virus gets into a cell. And, as I will allege later on, they wedge their
way in with fear. This fear can allow the virus to infiltrate every aspect
of your being, body, mind, and they will allege, soul. If you allow it, they
will own you, body mind and soul. It will control the way you think and actÑout
of fear.
But I am getting a little ahead of myself here, because I will elaborate
this theme in many of the following pages. My purpose here is the distinction
between faith and religion, because sometimes people use these terms interchangeably.
As I wrote above, I have no problem when somebody believes that rainfall
is the Òsaints crying.Ó My problem begins when another religion says that
rainfall is the saints peeing. Even that doesnÕt bother me much until one
or both of these religions say that the otherÕs rainfall belief is blasphemous
to their belief and sets about putting the others to the sword. You will
recognize this human tendency runs wide and deep in our brief and sordid
history. War has many causes, but religion trumps all others.
So, I am not out to destroy faith; IÕm not even out to destroy religion,
although I wish they would all just go away. We probably canÕt be human without
the first, but we could be better humans, I maintain, without the second.
My intention is to be a cognitive antibody that takes on that fear-mongering
virus, gives you a fighting chance to be your own person, to be curious rather
than submissive, to use your own mind to search for truth. The packages (religions)
are all out there and I donÕt want you to ignore them. Look them over, because
I believe that the more you do, with scrutiny and without fear, unafraid
to laugh at their inherent silliness and their delusional liturgies, and
you will see that none of them, not a single religion, from Animism to Zoroastrianism,
knows anything, I mean anything in an epistemologically valid way, more than
you do at this very moment. They made it all up!
If I can get you to open your mind to that starting point, I shall have done
my job as your Babo. And, of course, a curse will be called down upon me,
and I will not know salvation and be raised into the heavens at the Òend
times,Ó but and my evil seed will be cast to the depths where the incubus
and succubus writhe and burn and . . . well, you get the idea; there are
ways they try to frighten you. If it wasnÕt so scary to some people, it would
be funny. I hope I can show you the funny side, seriously. I will resort
to it frequently in the pages to follow. Religion, you probably have already
discovered, is not big on humor and laughter.
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©2008 Sebastian Gerard
1. If I recall correctly this is the requirementÑunder pain of mortal sinÑthat
you make a confession and receive communion at least once a year. Or am
I confusing that with the requirement that you not bite the ears off your
chocolate bunny until the angel has rolled back the stone on JesusÕs tomb?
2. A boring exegesis by Carlos Casteneda, The Teachings of Don Juan: A
Yaqui Way of Knowledge (1985)
3. Erhard Seminars Training, a scam conceived by a guy named Jack Rosenberg
who changed his name to Werner Erhard.
4. Actually, this is an Italian-American ghetto bastardization of the Italian
va fa en cul. Literally, it means Ògo shove it.Ó Accent on the last syllable.