THE ANITA THOMAS ALTERNATIVE

 

                           

 

Yes, that's right, Justice Clarence (self-nicknamed “Long John”) Thomas has admitted to Dragon City Journal that he is no longer content to remain a “woman trapped in the body of a man.”   He has been taking hormones to enlarge his breasts and his colleagues have noticed that what he first claimed was a British barrister's wig is really a lovely bouffant hairdo.  

 

Justice Thomas said that this not only puts another woman on the Court, but a minority and transgender person as well.   He plans next year to start walking (in high-heels, of course) with a limp so he can represent the physically-challenged as well.   Thomas enthused that:   “From now on I want to be addressed as ‘Justice Anita “Snuggy” Thomas' and don't you think that Davey Souter is kinda cute?"

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