You Don't Know Mac! © graphic concept/design by Kelly Gates & Omug's Steve


NOVEMBER 10, 1999: ..MUG HISTORY MADE
CMUG launches inaugural, annual statewide
MUG trivia event & celebration

You Don't Know Mac!

B y..S t e v e n..W e l s h
YDKM/Omug Founder

It feels good to start a tradition.

And CMUG did just that on Nov. 10, 1999 as the host for the launching of the inaugural "You Don't Know Mac!" statewide Macintosh Users Group trivia and celebration event in Corvallis.

Competing on stage at the LaSells Stewart Center on the Oregon State University campus that night were 3 friendly, spirited and geographically noteworthy MUG teams --- MUGport (Newport, on the coast), PMUG (Portland, Oregon's largest city, on the state's north border) and host CMUG (Corvallis, mid-valley, college town). And in the audience were representatives from other Mac User Groups from around the state, including SMUG (Salem, state capitol) and EMUG (Eugene, home of the Univ. of Oregon).

Congratulations to PMUG, who, when the trivia questions, laughter and applause finally ended, captured the Golden Apple Trophy (to revolve, reside with the winning MUG each year) and YDKM bragging rights throughout the state. PMUG's team of Michael Pearce, Charles DeVore and Michael Minamoto racked up 11,700 points (although for fun and on screen the points were represented in dollars) to nose out CMUG (9,300) and MUGport (8,000).

On stage and off, the evening turned out to be what was hoped for --- a spirited and fun event to bring together, support, and foster as many active Mac User Groups in Oregon as possible --- and, like most inaugural projects, it had a dash of the unexpected for good measure. The YDKM event was created to be an annual contest hosted by a different MUG each year (thus, greater involvement and showcasing of Oregon's great MUGs and their communities).


Setting the stage

For those that are not familiar with the game from Jellyvision, our contest/event title is a takeoff or spinoff of the popular software title "You Don't Know Jack!" --- certainly one of the most popular trivia games on the Mac and PC platforms. Our only regret is we couldn't get THEIR staff to do all the sound effects for our slant on the fun! However, inspired we were.

We wanted this event to be all Macintosh, from the romantic choice of using HyperCard to drive the on-screen presentation of questions and answers to the PowerBook G3 that powered the show and the USB iMac keyboards that each MUG team used to "buzz in" with (daisy-chained together and connected to one USB hub).

Preparation began 3 months earlier and, as the event drew close to launching, the tasks it took to contact as many Oregon MUGs as possible, email, ask for and gather donations/prizes, promotion, design, coordinate volunteers, generate the trivia questions and answers, conduct several "dry runs" and produce props, t-shirts, etc., seemed to multiple proportionately. We have to shower some praise where it's due as we tell this story, and we will.

 

Great MUG supporters to the rescue

Our special event needed an icon or logo to distinguish it, and gratefully, CMUG had an ace up its sleeve in Kelly Gates, an illustrator/artist who lives in Idaho and does many of CMUG's news magazine (Mouse Droppings) covers. Kelly, within one week, came up with 3 variations for CMUG to choose from. It was not hard to pick what became the YDKM icon (see graphic on this page) --- a blend of the "You Don't Know Jack" cover of the bald headed guy eyes turned upward at the title, and the overlapping 2 faced Mac OS logo... a perfect mixture of what our event was about. Bravo, Kelly! High quality begets high quality.

Our contributors came from out of state and locally. All told, YDKM gave away over $5,000 in prizes to the 3 competing MUGs thanks to the generosity of some big and not so big names in and out of the computer industry. More about them later.

And, of course, you can't have a trivia contest without a trophy.

The Golden Apple Trophy was the creation of R3 Engraving & Signs of Corvallis, a gorgeous solid golden-colored apple atop a large wooden base with engraving plates on all sides (for names of future winners). Again, high quality begot high quality. Thank you, Bill and Claudia.

Know business like Know business

For those of you who were NOT able to attend YDKM, here is a rundown of how the event was orchestrated and the rules of the contest:

Each competing team consisted of 3 members from their MUG. Each team shared a keyboard daisy-chained to the presentation Mac, and on each keyboard was a designated row of keys dedicated to each MUG. When a member of a team hit a key it triggered a sound unique to that team, and a visual (the MUG's name) on the big screen to indicate which team "hit the buzzer" first and got the first shot at the question.

If the first team did NOT answer the question or gave the wrong answer within 10 seconds of the buzzer, then the other teams had an opportunity to buzz in and answer (but for 50% less than the question value).

There were 3 rounds; Round 1 questions were worth 100 points each, Round 2 questions were 200 points each, and the final round picked up the pace and tension with 500 points per question. John Scott, CMUG member and YDKM stack programmer/operator, suggested that it might be fun to have our AUDIENCE participate, too... so I did my best Capt. Picard imitation and said, "Make it so." Thus, during the first 2 rounds, every 7th question was directed to our audience, and a prize immediately tossed out for a correct answer.

The meat and potatoes of our contest, the Questions and Answers, were assembled by yours truly (from a variety of sources) and encompassed the history of Apple, Apple products, Macintosh secrets, Mac software, insider revelations, et al. Some were written in very straight forward format (example):

"Name both pieces of software that shipped with the original Macintosh."

(Answer: MacPaint and MacWrite)

Others were twisted in a "You Don't Jack" flavor, such as...

"What famous sailor would have felt right at home working with the original Mac development team?"

a) Cap'n Crunch

b) Popeye

c) Blackbeard

d) Capt. Ahab

(Answer: c) Blackbeard. Steve Jobs flew the Jolly Roger flag --- skull and cross bones --- above the Mac development team building)

Thrown in for fun were some gibberish type questions, too (example):

"Apple said the Mac was this.... Same number of syllables and rhymes with... My vest is a bust"

(Answer: For the rest of us)

The historic day

To be expected, there were some butterflies as the hours turned to minutes before the show began that Wednesday evening. Like any other elaborately staged event, there is always some fear that something wouldn't work like it should when the "curtain was raised." Ideally, we had planned to use 3 iMacs, one on each MUG team table, to mirror the projected screen image to our contestants (so they wouldn't have to be angled too severely to look at the large projection screen, which was primarily for our audience).

As it turned out, despite the gallant efforts of Mark Koopman of The Computer Store (Corvallis), our ideal setup did not happen (due only to a cable problem) --- but our original plan of only the daisy-chained USB keyboards worked flawlessly.

Almost as critical to the success of the show as the technology was to have a celebrity Master of Ceremony (who was an avid Mac user, of course!) orchestrate the contest.

Oregon's own Craig Hickman (creator of the famous "Kid Pix" software, and University of Oregon art professor) boldly stepped forward when asked. Craig, who knows a bit about Mac history himself and was a special guest of CMUG before, did a fantastic job of keeping the show rolling, and added his insight at times, too. Craig's son, Ben, was also a guest of CMUG, and even pitched in to help with the evening's festivities. Craig even donated an original Kid Pix t-shirt (a collector's item!) to the prize table, and he autographed it, too, as did Ben (whom Craig created Kid Pix for originally).

And as the people poured into our 200-seat auditorium, all the blood, sweat and tears of preparation were about to become...

SHOWTIME!

The PMUG team had arrived early, and they looked like they had rehearsed. Almost up to the start of the program, they used a PowerBook they had brought to quiz and prime themselves. Meanwhile, the coastal creatures themselves, MUGport, were comprised of Dr. Science himself, Clay Creech, John Raia (designer of MUGport's cool t-shirts) and Dann Cutter (MUGport vice president). If there were a trophy for MUG cheerleading, MUGport would have taken it hands down, as Newport brought a strong contingent of fans to the event.

All of CMUG moaned in unison when, in composing our team, we learned that CMUG founder Phil Russell would be out of the country much less the state when YDKM happened. Thankfully, CMUG has always had a large pool of talent to draw from, and we were represented by Charles Kuttner (psychiatrist, CMUG SYSOP and propeller head), Kevin Ahern (OSU prof and longtime CMUGer) and George Beekman (also at OSU, and HyperCard guru). For those that know them well, it was our version of the 3 Stooges. But really smart stooges. And all wearing CMUG sweatshirts.

Before the contest began, each member of each MUG introduced themselves to the audience and told a little bit about what they do for a living, and the history and size/makeup of their MUG.

How do you spell 'Macintosh?'

Yes, that was actually our first audience question (which CMUG tried to garner by buzzing in mistakenly). We were obviously determined to give away audience prizes.

It didn't take long for PMUG to take the lead, but CMUG gave chase by rattling off a string of correct answers in the 2nd round. At first, MUGport's silence during the early going almost prompted stage hands to test MUGport's keyboard to see if it was working… but we were just finding out that coastal Mac users are extremely polite and a bit bashful about taking charge. Still, it wasn't until past the mid-point of Round 1 that MUGport snagged their first correct answer. When they did, the whole audience cheered wildly. MUGport quickly won the crowd's hearts with each correct answer, and their fans were certainly the loudest. Or was that just MUGport president Steve Travis and a megaphone?

One of the lighter moments surfaced when Craig Hickman asked the contestants to name all the colors of the multi-colored Apple logo, in order, from top to bottom.

.....RRZZZZZ!!

"Corvallis! Yes?" Craig asked CMUG.

George Beekman, the CMUGer closest to the projection screen on stage and at the end of CMUG's table, turned his head only slightly further to the right, and said, "Do we need to read them or can we just point to them?" --- there was a large, full color vertical Apple banner hanging on the wall just behind the teams.

(Is that your FINAL answer?)

Er, uh... big laughs.

And no points, for anybody.

During another sequence of quick responses by PMUG, CMUG's Kevin Ahern asked PMUG's Charles DeVore directly and outloud, "Do you play a lot of video games?" Wouldn't you know, when the ONLY Mac game software question of the night was asked later, guess who buzzed in first and answered it? Yup. Mr. DeVore. Exhibit "A" your honor.

CMUG actually overtook PMUG during the latter part of Round 2 and during the early moments of the last round, but PMUG pulled away quickly with each 500-point correct answer. MUGport, meanwhile, gained ground dramatically during the last 2 rounds, and what could have been a one-sided runaway turned out to be entertaining and competitive right up to the end, to the delight of all involved.

MUGport's December issue of "News" (post-YDKM) ran the headline of "Maybe We Don't Know Mac, After All!" Ha! No, fellas... you know Mac, alright. It just took a while to shake off the barnacles.

(Drum roll) ...and the prizes, please!

When the last answer flashed on the screen 2 hours later, and PMUG was crowned champion, it was then time to distribute from our table of bountiful prizes. And although Thanksgiving was still a couple of weeks away, each MUG had reason to give thanks. Apple Computer, via their User Group program and Diane Cohn, showered us with boxes of audience and team gifts (Apple polo shirts, t-shirts, mouse pads, Think Different posters and more), but also gave YDKM two boxes of Final Cut Pro (Apple's $999. video-editing software), Web Page Construction Kit software and other great items. PhotoShop, Microsoft Office 98 Gold Edition, Casady & Greene products, and an Epson 740 color inkjet printer (The Computer Store, Corvallis) were also on the table. Wow.

Because YDKM's purpose is to foster Oregon MUGs, all teams left with prizes to be used by and for their perspective MUGs. PMUG chose first from the prize table, then CMUG and MUGport, and it continued in that circle until all the prizes were selected. This gave each MUG the opportunity to pick software or products that would best fit their MUG's needs.

But the giving didn't stop there. Each member of each team also received a hardbound copy of Guy Kawasaki's "Rules For Revolutionaries" book &emdash; autographed by Guy himself! Although he couldn't be here in person, Guy showed he still cares about Mac User Groups. I've used the cliché before, but, 'what a guy.'

CMUG's Terri Anderson, printer extraordinaire, created her own in-house t-shirt production site and galvanized our event onto beautiful color YDKM t-shirts. Each MUG team member, and our Master of Ceremony and son, received one.


When the dust had settled after the inaugural 'You Don't Know Mac!' event at CMUG, it was the team from up north that collected some excellent prizes for their MUG and took home the beautiful YDKM Golden Apple trophy.

Seated from left to right are: Michael Minamoto, Charles DeVore and Michael Pearce (holding the trophy). PMUG edged out host CMUG and the coastal wave from Newport, MUGport.

Trophy & PMUG photos courtesy & copyright by Terence Dodge of PMUG.

Pay attention to that man behind the curtain!

Well, men and women behind the curtain, actually. There are many to thank. Judging from the audience's response and participation, the participation of Oregon MUGs, and the comments offered by many on stage afterward, there is anticipation and excitement looking forward to YDKM 2000 ! Even now, feedback from all the MUGs represented, and others, is being processed to help tweak and prepare for the sequel, to be hosted in another great Oregon town.

And now, as the credits roll up the page before your eyes, I would like to thank…

John Scott (HyperCard stack programmer/controller, carpool buddy); Craig and Ben Hickman (a great father and son team) The Dunlap family of Lebanon (our gift runners, and program distribution); Terri Anderson and daughter Christine (moral support, program distribution, t-shirts); Peter Kimura of Kinkos (YDKM event banner); Kelly Gates (CMUG artist extraordinaire); Steve Travis (MUGport prez and donator of Y2K Compliant Chocolate Bars); and all the others within CMUG who did their part to make YDKM happen.

So, you want to be a millionaire?

Who doesn't? Because if one of us DID win a million, we would have BOUGHT all the prizes for YDKM. But we didn't, so we needed the support of the contributors below. Without them, YDKM wouldn't have attained the level of quality and spirit that befits Mac User Groups and its members. But like Mac users, these businesses shared and gave. Read about 'em below, and support them when you can. And if you get the chance, email 'em or tell them you appreciate their support of MUGs everywhere. They deserve it.

Good night all. See you next year!


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