As I was pulling out of my neighborhood on my way to work this afternoon I noticed several police cars parked askew and akimbo outside the house of our resident redneck white supremacist family (does every neighborhood have one of these?). The cops had the husband handcuffed and sitting on the front lawn while the wife was busy flailing away at the air with her stubby arms, crying and inconsolable. I was beginning to wonder when this scene would take place. It seems as if every other weekend this family opens their garage and pulls out all of the crap that they have stored in there and scatters it across their front yard. They and their Harley biker friends then proceed to party it up in the street, and when you drive by you can't help but notice their disturbing collection of Nazi SS flags hanging proudly from their garage rafters. I wouldn't be surprised if there was a meth lab in their spare bathroom.

What makes people behave is such odd, counterproductive ways? Is it a lack of education or drive to succeed? Is it a case of not wanting to fit in with the rest of society in even the most basic of social norms? More importantly, why does someone who acts in such a destructive antisocial manner deserve a house in a nice, family oriented, quiet neighborhood? I understand it's different strokes for some people, but when your actions directly affect your neighbors in negative ways (eg: dead front lawn, loud parties, lowered property values) it's high time that you rethink your life and either respect your neighbors or get the heck out of Dodge.

...and don't act surprised when someone finally snaps and calls the cops on your narrow ass.