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Mondo Culto XIX: The Junior Christian
Science Bible Lesson Column Posted By Brad
Torreano on 04.05.2005Getting down and dirty
with the new documentary Public Access Hollywood!
Luckily I saw a great film recently
that is truly worthy of a full length column, so sit back and chill because this
week Mondo Culto takes a look at the freaky world of
Public Access
Hollywood!
It
all started in the mid-70s, when Chicago-born puppeteer David Hart left the
chilly Midwest and headed West to take a shot at becoming an actor. Due to bit
parts on Chico and the
Man and the Richard Pryor vehicle
Brewster's
Millions, Hart thought he was
destined to become the next big star in Los Angeles. Sadly, like many before
him, Hart struggled to find any follow up roles and soon he was forced to take a
more extreme approach to making his
name.
Hart -- who also goes
by David Nkrumah Liebe Hart, David King Liebe Hart, and David Unger Hart --
decided to fall back on his puppeteering and started his own Christian Science
children's show on a local public access station. Raised as a Christian
Scientist from an early age, it was Hart's personal experiences with racism from
his fellow worshippers that drove him to succeed as a religious entertainer.
Using Jim Henson as direct
inspiration (he often claims that Henson was his Sunday School teacher), Hart
built his show around distinct characters and sang his own hymns that fit the
message of each show. Starting in 1988 with the assistance of his ex-wife, Hart
set his program up like a variety show, offering a talk show format in which
various local guests could come in and perform. If David Hart's story was only
so simple, he would probably be a respected regional children's entertainer, if
not a minor national religious figure. But instead he conceived the most
baffling kid's program ever produced,
The Junior Christian Science Bible
Lesson Show, a weekly dose of
outrageous brilliance fueled by Hart's sincere (and almost tragic) will to
succeed.
Hart calls upon a
menagerie of bizarre puppets to deliver his message, including Chip the Black
Boy, Teddie Eddie and Doug the Dog. These aren't so much different characters as
they are various sides of Hart's complex personality, offering a cherished peek
into the mind of Hollywood's strangest outcast. Hart's religious philosophies
have been hopelessly twisted by UFO encounters, a painful divorce, and
loneliness, which adds a dimension to his show that no other public access
program could ever hope to achieve. Add a heaping helping of monotonous (and
lengthy) self-penned hymns and a parade of whacked out local celebrity guests
and you've got the most bizarre
show
Tape traders flipped
out over Hart when he was first discovered, and soon his programs were a hot
commodity among the seekers of the bizarre. The late, lamented Melbaworld
website offered a fantastic tape with episodes of
The Junior Christian Science Bible
Lesson Show paired with other
religious TV oddities like Captain
Hook and
Bibleman,
while the twisted minds behind the
Lost and
Found DVD series included Hart on
the second edition of their
series.
DEATH TO SATELLITE
DISHES!
While many a
young collector took great joy in showing their Hart tapes to unsuspecting
friends, one man took this fascination further: director Will Peragine. Peragine
is the director of Public Access
Hollywood, a hypnotic look into the
strange world of Los Angeles's many public access celebrities. While many Hart
fans still take a condescending view of his show, Peragine saw him and his
fellow minor TV stars as an unfairly ignored cornerstone of L.A. entertainment,
and saw fit to tell their story in a genuinely touching
way.
Fittingly, Peragine's
camera never feels intrusive when following these Hollyweird types. Almost all
are born performers, and their personalities bubble over into their every day
life as well. No example is more telling than Dan Kapelovitz and Giddle
Partridge, a real life couple whose obsession with both psychedelia and TV has
manifested itself into a California-based cult in which members of the Partridge
Family are used as deities. Their show,
The Threee
Geniuses, is an improvised mish
mash of music and colorful imagery that takes the limited technology of their
public access studio and twists it into a throbbing explosion of visual
stimulation.
A lesser
filmmaker could have easily made Kapelovitz and Giddle seem like a pathetic
joke, but Peragine paints the pair as the Sonic Youth of television, passionate
defenders of low tech entertainment that are knowingly on the fringe and loving
it. Kapelovitz and Giddle are so entranced by the public access scene that they
even make frequent appearances on Hart's show, often as modest Bible verse
readers (although Kapelovitz has been known to break out his guitar at
hilariously inappropriate moments). In turn, Hart appreciates the help and makes
his own appearance on The Threee
Geniuses, although he mostly just
chastises Giddle and Kapelovitz for their sinful
ways.
While Hart may be the
most interesting character in Peragine's documentary, the charming Francine
Dancer is the film's emotional core. Francine, a former bikini dancer who now
finds herself homeless and in a wheelchair, has the number one public access
show in Los Angeles. While an unspecified back problem keeps her from walking,
every Friday night she dresses up in skimpy outfits and climbs out of her
wheelchair for a half hour of live televised go-go dancing. Francine is over the
average age and weight of most sultry bikini dancers, and she's well aware of
it, but she knows that she fulfills a strange niche and cheerfully obliges
without a word of
complaint.
As Peragine
follows her from the doorway in which she sleeps to the television studio, he
finds plenty of Francine fans along the way, most of whom can't believe she's in
a wheelchair. In his many conversations with her, Peragine reveals a kind and
lovely woman who doesn't pretend to understand her success, even if it doesn't
translate into a career. Her fellow public access stars adore her and often let
her sleep at their apartments, which transitions nicely into a birthday party
scene where everyone from the studio treats Francine to a nice dinner. It
becomes obvious that they really are friends outside of the studio, and seeing
the way they interact is genuinely
touching.
Of course,
Public Access
Hollywood isn't just about these
three shows. Call in shows like Michael Devine's
Hollywood and
Devine and
The Jim Berry
Show, which are shot in the same
studio, are given plenty of time as well. While Berry and Devine are certainly
odd, they don't quite have the zest of the documentary's other subjects, leaving
them as somewhat secondary characters. Neither are unlikable, which can't be
said for the obnoxious Zuma Dogg
Show, a headache inducing
Ali
G rip off in which a beach bum
talking in a fake voice runs around with a camcorder and bothers people.
The only show that feels
short changed is the intriguing Dr.
Susan Block Show, which is barely
featured despite being in the middle of a publicized controversy in which a
conservative cable company owner tried to stop the show from being aired.
Certainly more time could have been spent on the situation, but Peragine chooses
to briefly cover the incident before moving on to other
things.
With this minor
complaint aside, Public Access
Hollywood is still a fun and
interesting look into downtown Hollyweird. From David Hart's twisted religious
puppet show to the Threee Geniuses' psychotic TV freak out, there's a lot to
discover here for cult film enthusiasts. While there isn't necessarily an easy
way to get the film right now if you don't live in L.A., Peragine set up a
website
that offers several ways to get your hands on the film. Hopefully he'll score a
national release sometime soon, because maybe that'll be the shot that David
Hart needs to set forth his creations on a much larger audience. Trust me, they
need it.
Until next week,
watch something you've never heard of before!
Posted: Sat
- April 9, 2005 at 03:13 AM