Xmas is over.....
xmaspic
Another christmas is over but if you recently landed from another planet how would you know?
Easy..... there have been fights in Tesco over bread, the telly has been crap, the streets are covered in litter and sick, the 'soaps' have all been more depressing than usual (as if that is possible), the ad breaks are full of cheap sofa offers and we are being persuaded to subscribe to 'World of Knitting' magazine - yet again!! All this, and the cheap holiday ads are yet to come!!

So what does this say about the great UK population? Well, in short not a lot!
People have been fighting to take advantage of the excessive amount of time they have been given off work by increasing their overdrafts and/or credit card bills and queuing outside shopping centres in the middle of the night to grab that special bargain that they probably never even knew they wanted - let alone can afford!

Mental Health Professionals report this as their busiest time of the year with more people thinking about committing suicide than at any other time.

Does not take a genius to guess why....... only another 362 days to next xmas!!


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