Goonlog

Tue - December 19, 2006

Operation Christmas Duff

It's Christmas and Her Majesty's Forces look like missing out on that seasonal essential - Christmas Duff. At the Admiralty, Admiral Seagoon oversees the baking of this critical supply by the Navy, Army and Airforce. All goes well until he personally takes charge of delivery...

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Wed - November 29, 2006

Jonah and the Whale

Spike Milligan's 1987 comedy series heads to the Balham Labour Exchange.

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The Flea

The true story of how the black plague started in London of the 1600's it all had to do with Grytpype claiming compensation for Moriarty's flea bite. But guess who owned the flea whodunnit!

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Tue - November 28, 2006

The Telephone

CAMP: There's somebody in my district who wants a phone.
OMNES: Good heavens, Alarm, alarm, Rhubarb, Terrible, Rhubarb, rhubarb, rhubarb, Ying tong iddle I po ...
WELSH (Milligan): Have you got the name of this sensual, pleasure loving devil?
CAMP: Henry Albert Sebastopol Queen Victoria Crun!
MILLIGAN: Disgusting!

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What's My Line?

Welcome to What's My Line folks.
Now you all know the rules, so here they are again.
Several competitors will sign in an do some mime as a clue to his or her occupation.
For the first correct answer the prize will be sixty four!

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Tue - August 22, 2006

The Mystery Of The Fake Neddie Seagoons

Greenslade: You mean that at one time they were mass-producing Neddie Seagoons?
Neddie: Only a limited number for connoisseurs. You see - at that time there were only a limited number of connoisseurs.

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The Incredible Case of the Vanishing Flying Scotsman

Has the Flying Scotsman been pilfered? Is Catford a duck? Is Crewe a parrot?
This is the first of six episodes of the Milligan Papers

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Mon - August 14, 2006

Chelsea Pensioners, Wizzo Fireworks etc

The ultimate one man show written and performed by Michael Bentine. Radio KGB House, The Muck Muck Dam, British Butler, On the Street Where You Live, Chelsea Pensioners, Royal Academy Summer Exhibition and Wizzo Fireworks.

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Personal Narrative

The Personal Narrative of Captain Neddie Seagoon RN. A jolly jack tar in the employ of His Majesties Navy.

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The Great Bank Robbery

Grytpype-Thynne and Moriarty decide the best way to rob a bank is to hook it to a zeppelin and steal the lot!

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Wed - July 19, 2006

Chinese Gambling Den

The ultimate one man show written and performed by Michael Bentine. Cows invade the 3rd Act of Rigilatto at Glyndebourne. A BBC trainer coaches individuals with regional accents. More surreal sketches written by and starring Michael Bentine.

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Mon - July 17, 2006

Recent lack of activity

I've received a lot of emails recently...

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The Spectre of Tintagel

King Arthur Seagoon rents the spooky Tintagel Manner looking for evidence that he's descended from King Arthur. He out wits Bloodnok for a change, and reaps his just deserts...

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Sat - July 15, 2006

The MacReekie Rising Of '74

The Scots come to reclaim the 6ft red hairy caber hidden under Neddie's overcoat.

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Sat - July 1, 2006

The Day of the Triffids

Recently BBC7 has been playing an audio book of The Day of the Triffids. This excellent reading by Roger May is of the unabridged version of the text.