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document.write(haloscanJavascript);
}
function getCommentsCode(entryUUID) {
var commentsCode = '';
document.write(commentsCode);
}
function getAdsenseCode() {
var adsenseCode = '\n';
document.write(adsenseCode);
}
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var entryUUID;
var categoryUUID;
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document.write('');
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var entryUUID;
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entryUUID = entryUUIDsList[i-1];
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return(entryCategoryUUIDPairs[i+1]);
}
}
}
function getBlogName() {
var blogName = 'Goonlog';
document.write(blogName);
}
function getCategoryName(categoryUUID) {
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if(categoryPairs[i] == categoryUUID) {
document.write(categoryPairs[i+1]);
}
}
}
function getCalendarHead() {
var calendarHead = 'December 2006';
document.write(calendarHead);
}
function getBlogCalendarRows() {
var calendarRows = '| | | | | | 1 | 2 |
| 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 |
| 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 |
| 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 |
| 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 |
| 31 | | | | | | |
';
document.write(calendarRows);
}
function getCategoryCalendarRows() {
var calendarRows = '| | | | | | 1 | 2 |
| 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 |
| 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 |
| 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 |
| 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 |
| 31 | | | | | | |
';
document.write(calendarRows);
}
function getEntryCalendarRows() {
var calendarRows = '| | | | | | 1 | 2 |
| 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 |
| 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 |
| 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 |
| 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 |
| 31 | | | | | | |
';
document.write(calendarRows);
}
function getArchiveCalendarRows() {
var calendarRows = '| | | | | | 1 | 2 |
| 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 |
| 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 |
| 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 |
| 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 |
| 31 | | | | | | |
';
document.write(calendarRows);
}
function getYearCalendarRows() {
var calendarRows = '| | | | | | 1 | 2 |
| 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 |
| 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 |
| 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 |
| 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 |
| 31 | | | | | | |
';
document.write(calendarRows);
}
function getDayCalendarRows() {
var calendarRows = '| | | | | | 1 | 2 |
| 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 |
| 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 |
| 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 |
| 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 |
| 31 | | | | | | |
';
document.write(calendarRows);
}
function getBlogEntriesCount() {
var blogEntriesCount = '194';
document.write(blogEntriesCount);
}
function getCategoryStatistics() {
var categoryStatistics = '50 Years Ago: 32
Computer: 8
Goons: 100
Joke: 7
McGonagall: 4
Michael Bentine: 6
Music: 3
Recommendation: 5
Schnozzola: 2
Site News: 24
The Day of the Triffids: 1
The Milligan Papers: 2
';
document.write(categoryStatistics);
}
function getCategoryEntriesCount(categoryUUID) {
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for(var i = 0; i < categoryPairs.length; i++) {
if(categoryPairs[i] == categoryUUID) {
document.write(categoryPairs[i+1]);
}
}
}
function getBlogCategories() {
var categories = ' 50 Years Ago
Computer
Goons
Joke
McGonagall
Michael Bentine
Music
Recommendation
Schnozzola
Site News
The Day of the Triffids
The Milligan Papers
';
document.write(categories);
}
function getBlogHorizontalCategories() {
var horizontalCategories = ' 50 Years Ago Computer Goons Joke McGonagall Michael Bentine Music Recommendation Schnozzola Site News The Day of the Triffids The Milligan Papers ';
document.write(horizontalCategories);
}
function getCategoryCategories() {
var categories = ' 50 Years Ago
Computer
Goons
Joke
McGonagall
Michael Bentine
Music
Recommendation
Schnozzola
Site News
The Day of the Triffids
The Milligan Papers
';
document.write(categories);
}
function getCategoryHorizontalCategories() {
var horizontalCategories = ' 50 Years Ago Computer Goons Joke McGonagall Michael Bentine Music Recommendation Schnozzola Site News The Day of the Triffids The Milligan Papers ';
document.write(horizontalCategories);
}
function getEntryCategories() {
var categories = ' 50 Years Ago
Computer
Goons
Joke
McGonagall
Michael Bentine
Music
Recommendation
Schnozzola
Site News
The Day of the Triffids
The Milligan Papers
';
document.write(categories);
}
function getEntryHorizontalCategories() {
var horizontalCategories = ' 50 Years Ago Computer Goons Joke McGonagall Michael Bentine Music Recommendation Schnozzola Site News The Day of the Triffids The Milligan Papers ';
document.write(horizontalCategories);
}
function getArchiveCategories() {
var categories = '50 Years Ago
Computer
Goons
Joke
McGonagall
Michael Bentine
Music
Recommendation
Schnozzola
Site News
The Day of the Triffids
The Milligan Papers
';
document.write(categories);
}
function getArchiveHorizontalCategories() {
var horizontalCategories = '50 Years Ago Computer Goons Joke McGonagall Michael Bentine Music Recommendation Schnozzola Site News The Day of the Triffids The Milligan Papers ';
document.write(horizontalCategories);
}
function getYearCategories() {
var categories = '50 Years Ago
Computer
Goons
Joke
McGonagall
Michael Bentine
Music
Recommendation
Schnozzola
Site News
The Day of the Triffids
The Milligan Papers
';
document.write(categories);
}
function getYearHorizontalCategories() {
var horizontalCategories = '50 Years Ago Computer Goons Joke McGonagall Michael Bentine Music Recommendation Schnozzola Site News The Day of the Triffids The Milligan Papers ';
document.write(horizontalCategories);
}
function getDayCategories() {
var categories = '50 Years Ago
Computer
Goons
Joke
McGonagall
Michael Bentine
Music
Recommendation
Schnozzola
Site News
The Day of the Triffids
The Milligan Papers
';
document.write(categories);
}
function getDayHorizontalCategories() {
var horizontalCategories = '50 Years Ago Computer Goons Joke McGonagall Michael Bentine Music Recommendation Schnozzola Site News The Day of the Triffids The Milligan Papers ';
document.write(horizontalCategories);
}
function getUsername() {
var username = 'Wayne Stewart';
document.write(username);
}
function getFeedbackLink(entryTitle) {
var encodedEmail = 'goons@mactobasics.com';
if(encodedEmail.length > 0) {
document.write(" Feedback ");
} else {
document.write("");
}
}