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Wed - November 29, 2006

The Flea

The true story of how the black plague started in London of the 1600's it all had to do with Grytpype claiming compensation for Moriarty's flea bite. But guess who owned the flea whodunnit!

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Tue - November 28, 2006

The Telephone

CAMP: There's somebody in my district who wants a phone.
OMNES: Good heavens, Alarm, alarm, Rhubarb, Terrible, Rhubarb, rhubarb, rhubarb, Ying tong iddle I po ...
WELSH (Milligan): Have you got the name of this sensual, pleasure loving devil?
CAMP: Henry Albert Sebastopol Queen Victoria Crun!
MILLIGAN: Disgusting!

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What's My Line?

Welcome to What's My Line folks.
Now you all know the rules, so here they are again.
Several competitors will sign in an do some mime as a clue to his or her occupation.
For the first correct answer the prize will be sixty four!

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Tue - August 22, 2006

The Mystery Of The Fake Neddie Seagoons

Greenslade: You mean that at one time they were mass-producing Neddie Seagoons?
Neddie: Only a limited number for connoisseurs. You see - at that time there were only a limited number of connoisseurs.

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Mon - August 14, 2006

Personal Narrative

The Personal Narrative of Captain Neddie Seagoon RN. A jolly jack tar in the employ of His Majesties Navy.

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The Great Bank Robbery

Grytpype-Thynne and Moriarty decide the best way to rob a bank is to hook it to a zeppelin and steal the lot!

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Mon - July 17, 2006

The Spectre of Tintagel

King Arthur Seagoon rents the spooky Tintagel Manner looking for evidence that he's descended from King Arthur. He out wits Bloodnok for a change, and reaps his just deserts...

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Sat - July 15, 2006

The MacReekie Rising Of '74

The Scots come to reclaim the 6ft red hairy caber hidden under Neddie's overcoat.

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Fri - June 30, 2006

The Nadger Plague

According to the next slide it was in the year sixteen fifty-six that the dreaded Nadger plague swept across Europe like the dreaded Nadger plague of sixteen fifty-six. The next slide says…

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Drums Along The Mersey

In an effort to come into his inheritance Neddie Seagoon tries to prove the Welsh are descended from Peruvians but he meets deception at every turn - will Bluebottle not come to his aid?

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Sun - June 18, 2006

The Nasty Affair at Burami Oasis

Good morning, here is the news. We regret to announce, that the Burami Oasis situation has deteriorated. The British garrison is under constant attack from Sheik Rattle And Roll...

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