Tue - December 19, 2006

Operation Christmas Duff


It's Christmas and Her Majesty's Forces look like missing out on that seasonal essential - Christmas Duff. At the Admiralty, Admiral Seagoon oversees the baking of this critical supply by the Navy, Army and Airforce. All goes well until he personally takes charge of delivery...

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Thu - June 1, 2006

Revised Entries


I've updated some of the first entries and reattached their files.

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Wed - January 5, 2005

1985


The Goon's version of the George Orwell Classic, 1984.

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Ye Bandit of Sherwood Forest


The Goons in their "pantomime" version of Robin Hood. Charlotte Mitchell brings womanhood (and over acting) to the Goons as Maid Marian. Neddie wants to be rich and famous, but does he want it enough risk life and limb helping Marian?

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Forog


Neddy Seagon comes up with a plan to free London of the thick fog. The capital's statues (especially Nelson) take exception.

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Sat - December 11, 2004

Dishonoured


Grytpype and Moriarty con Neddy into stealing some gold from his bank. When he realises he is dishonoured he flees the country.

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The Spanish Suitcase


Neddie bravely volunteers to stand in for "El Bloodnok". The only problem is it needs to be a prison cell he has to stand in. Meanwhile, there is a suitcase filled with jewels…

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The Booted Gorilla Found


Bloodnok and Seagoon are exploring Africa. They find some gorilla tracks and decide that a captured gorilla can bring in some well needed lucre!

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The Last Tram From Clapham


London Transport Depot - in charge is Seagoon. After the closure of the tram system, all trams have been melted down and turned into melted-down trams. But what is that pin still doing in the map on the old Kingsway subway route? Better ask Mr Crun and Miss Bannister who still have a paying customer on board.

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The Mystery of the Marie Celeste (Solved)


Was it a simple voyage gone wrong or was there more money related scheming involved?

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The Dreaded Batter Pudding Hurler (Of Bexhill-On-Sea)


Minnie Bannister is the target for an anonymous batter pudding hurler. Constable Seagoon is on the trail.

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The Canal


Neddie graduates from kindergarten after forty three years and returns home to find there's been a few changes. After a few visits to the canal, and with the help of Ace Insurance Agent Bluebottle, and brother (by adoption) Eccles, Neddie schemes to out sink the dark Lords insurance scam. But who, out of trouble keeps? and locks up at the end, the moolah? ...

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The Affair of the Lone Banana


Neddie tries to save the last British banana tree in South America.

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The Phantom Head Shaver of Brighton


Queens Council Hairy Seagoon is called in to defend Mr. Nugent Dirt against a charge of concealing a bald head. Hairy shows that it was actually the work of the dreaded Phantom Head Shaver, and tracks him down! Or does he?

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Lurgi Strikes Britain


A terrible blight - Lurgi - is sweeping across Britain. Doctor Neddie Seagoon is called in. He goes before parliament and gets funds to cure the nation. With military precision he deals to the scourge ... and Britain is saved! ... or is it?

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