Monday



Felt like I owned the world most of the day. Drove around listening to Stevie Wonder sing about how, he believes, when he falls in love, this time it will be forever. Waited for the phone to ring. Rented a suite at The Palm (Hard Rock was booked), arranged for an Expedition. I hear the Ghost Bar on top of The Palm is the shit. Barry's already thinking about what substances he can fuck himself up on in addition to the unopened bottle of Makers Mark that I KNOW is going to end up in the truck. (And if this girl doesn't call me, I'm gonna fucking well join him in as much abuse as I possibly can.)

So, Jen, the girl I was seeing, comes into my office and she knows I'm going to Vegas and she may have heard talk about Danielle (the other girl) floating through the back room or whatever and so, she comes in says, "So, um, if you get a hooker or something in Vegas, I really don't wanna hear about it. I just don't wanna know. Okay?"

And so I say, "What? Do you really think I would get a hooker in Vegas?" And she just looks at me and her eyes are watering and she says, "Well, I mean, I don't know what's going on in your life right now, but if you do anything like that, I just don't wanna hear about it here. I don't want to know."

So I say, "Okay, I'm gonna ask again. Do you really think that I would get a hooker in Vegas?" And she says, "No." And then tells me that she had a really bad weekend. That she hasn't cried about me/us in weeks and this weekend she couldn't help herself. And it's flattering and kind of sweet that she's so attached, but I don't feel the same way and I feel bad but there isn't anything I can do about it. So, I just tell her I won't be getting any hookers in Vegas -- that my goal for Vegas is to gamble my per-diem into enough cash to meet some bills. I tell her I hope she feels better -- cause I sure as hell don't want to give her a sense of hope. I mean, she is a great girl -- but not the girl for me. I'd love to be her friend. Just her friend.

Finished outlining a rough but totally pitchable version of the UFO movie. I know it absolutely KICKS FUCKING ASS. I think I can get my agents excited about it. (I know, repeating myself)

Spent the night shooting a spoof version of a VH1 BEHIND THE MUSIC interview segment for a friend's one-man comedy show.

She didn't call. (Although I realize she just got back yesterday or something and she's probably gotta settle in. Fuck man, I hope she calls. I'm strung out and jonesing here.)

Did I mention that she didn't call?

Posted: Tue - July 13, 2004 at 12:45 AM      


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