A Lesson in Self-Protection

Your very own local ego probably has a few skills of its own to add to the mix! Ah, but Life is so much vaster than egos can dream of ~

Here's a lesson in self-protection from a friendly local ego ~ Greet people with a smile so they'll like you and give you what you want. You only know you're doing OK from what other people tell you. Don't let them see your hidden depths! Don't let them know that you are basically clueless behind that spiritual trip! Don't go hanging out in nature and schmoozing with strange plants! What's that you're smoking? What did you do to me now! This is worse than a thousand repetitions of that blooming mantram! er ~ uhhh ~ um ~ ah ~ ooooohh ~ Om? Listen to your ego, folks! No entheogens or spirituality until you're over 80 ~