Hi there. This is the first time 
this digital website homepage has 
had a news section, so let's have 
fun with it, and with you.  In 
addition to furiously working on 
an upcoming live DVD, tentatively 
titled "Shits and Giggles, But 
Mostly Shits", I've been rocking 
out with my band Brutal Knights, 
playing comedy shows throughout the 
wilds of Canada, and won runner-up 
"Best Local Comedian" for NOW 
Magazine, whom I also freelance 
write for, so it must seem shady. 
But is it really? Only God knows, 
and last time I checked, he wasn't 
talking to you.  

Does it annoy you that I'm writing 
in first person? Anyway, be sure to 
check my internet weblog for upcoming 
show listings and randomly shoddy 
thoughts and observations.  

I love all of you, except for you.