The International Oom Paul
Society of Non-Typicals invites you to become it's next
member. This ridiculously elite group now has lifetime
memberships available now at the following cost: one photo
and one pipe.
The photo of you must fit the following guidelines: You
must be wearing a suit and tie or bowtie, formal dress for
ladies. An Oom Paul must be in hand or mouth, and photo
should encompass from approximately the bottom of the rib
cage to just above the head. An overly serious look must be
present on the face. See our member gallery for
examples.
The Oom Paul pipe that you send need not be the same one in
the photo, but should be in decent working condition. It
remains owned by you and it will not be smoked, sold,
bartered, battered, mishandled, misplaced, or made to
levitate. It will be put with your name and photo as a
growing collection for view online and at select future
shows.
Please note, The Board of Directors has informed me that
there is a worldwide shortage of Oom Pauls. Because of
this, we are relaxing our guidelines. Sending your photo
(per specs above) with a note that an Oom Paul will follow
within 100 years is the new standard for membership. Your
heirs may be contacted.
Before submitting for membership, please note, you must be
of legal age in your part of the world to smoke an Oom Paul
while wearing boots or riding atop a transport animal of
some sort. You also must have smoked an Oom Paul pipe and
liked it. At the time of membership acceptance, you will be
granted a title. Your name, photo, and title will be on the
IOPSONTs page at
Oompaul.com.
The International Oom Paul
Society of Non-Typicals Member Gallery