At a hefty 8 ounces and 6 inches long, Swine Cudgel looks a good bit like a big pig's foot that someone has already taken to the battle field. I can not recommend being at the receiving end of knock from this pipe/personal protection device. Sporting slices, gashes, this beast makes an easy sitter, so long as your table can support it. Ugly has never been packed so tightly in such a small and heavy space. Gravity pulls on each foul nook easily making Swine Cudgel the biggest little massive eye hurt ever found in the pipe world.

Swine Cudgel comes with a glass cage with corn cob bedding, owner's certificate, and lifetime guarantee against burnout, stem breakage and even bite through.

Swine Cudgel's approximate measurements are:
Length: six inches
Height: two and a quarter inches
Bowl, outer: two and a quarter inches
Bowl, inner: three quarters of one inch
Weight: eight massive ounces