It's approximate measurements are:
Length: five and one quarter inches
Height: two and one quarter inches
Bowl, outer: one and five eighths inches
Bowl, inner: seven eighths of one inch
Weight: three ounces

This malformed miscreant was originally called "growth" due to the outcropping protrusion which flaunts a patch of plateau. It did not take long, however, for this throbbing yellowed mass to air its objections and request to be called, Tumefaction, which has a more noble ring, so we're told.

Complete with maimed acrylic stem, Tumefaction's cage is a small wooden and glass box with latch, bedded with green moss from DeLeon Springs, Florida. The swamplike aroma of the moss is one that this pipe adores and wears proudly as its favored cologne.