...and that's what makes it soul food


Holiday meals can really get you down if you don't know how to get on down

Well, it's Thanksgiving, one of the most darling and devious holidays on the United States Federal Calendar. I could go into my big rant against my former favorite holiday, how we need to transform it to accept and heal our relationship with the founding of this nation, but instead I'll talk about actually doing that, just a little bit.

Today was a very wonderful day as I shared a little bit overcooked turkey with new friends and their family. We overcooked the turkey, ignoring fate which had shut off the stove for us (we thought we might make some one sick, but my ancestors knew better), we had a time, me trying to show my fabulous media artist friend who claims to have no sense of how to cook, and she trying to figure out EXACTLY what I was doing to make things come out.

We had to talk about alchemy, basically because I'm crazy like that, but it seemed practical at the time.

I told her to measure according to her own body, HER fingers, HER hands, HER vision. This would make it her soul's food.

"SO basically about 3/4" thick, then?" I was stuck. We had to laugh hard.

The Measure of Man, as they said in the Renaissance was the basic unit before trades had to standardize in Europe due to transcontinental trade (big ass essay, so just follow the line here). But the Pyramids, Sun dials, and cave calendars were measured out of the constant pulse of sun rays in relationship to objects through which light could not pass, like human flesh. It's pretty interesting to think about needing to speak across your own body's signature, soul to soul.

But anyway, as the day swung along, we soon realized that we had found a new catch phrase for everything that is irreducible to its parts, trial after trial, or rather, a new phrase to add to the end of each fortune in a fortune cookie:

ME "stuffing the turkey allows you to bond with the carcass"
RITSU "and then that's what makes it soul food?"

RITSU "when do I take it out of the oven?"
ME "hmmm. I'll call you when it's time."
RITSU "Are you waiting on your ancestors to tell you when it's done."
ME "uhh, yeah, cause I can't smell it"
RITSU "and that's what makes it soul food?"

RITSU "Omigod!! I got up this morning and the stove had shut itself off! What do I do? This has never happened before!"
ME "Well, I guess its done then."
RITSU "Are you kidding?!? I don't want people to get sick. You think your Ancestors shut off the Stove?"
ME "Yeah, but if you are panicked, let it keep cooking, then I'll call you"

See earlier for results of turkey.

My son was showing off his karate training, and bragged that he had to touch his elbows to his knees. "Like this," we asked, lifting our knee and sitting our elbow on it while seated in a chair. "No," he shouted and got down on the floor to show. "What about this," inquired Stafford, pretending to strain to squeeze his elbows together in front of his chest. "No, that's Chinese," responded Baker, a little too matter- of-factly. "Oh, like Colonel Zao's Wings" retorted Stafford. We could not stop laughing.
Cause that's what makes it soul food.
happy rememberance day y'all.

Posted: Thu - November 27, 2003 at 07:19 PM      


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