June 30, 05
A manager of the rock band I've been playing with called me for firing. The lady did not say they didn't like the way I play or I drink too much while playing drums and any other reasons.
I hate those people who don't say nothing straight. Well, I think most of the Japanese are that way and I can't figure out what they want to say, because they're mumbling a lot in that kind of situation.
June 26, 05
The pictures below are real ones that contains healthy humor.
June 25, 05 Joke of the Month
It's Saturday morning and Bob's just about to set off on a round of golf, when he realizes that he forgot to tell his wife that the guy who fixes the washing machine is coming around at noon. So Bob heads back to the clubhouse and phones home.
"Hello?" says a little girl's voice.
"Hi, honey, it's Daddy," says Bob. "Is Mommy near the phone?"
"No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank."
After a brief pause, Bob says, "But you haven't got an Uncle Frank, honey!"
"Yes, I do, and he's upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy!"
"Okay, then. Here's what I want you do. Put down the phone, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout in to Mommy and Uncle Frank that my car's just pulled up outside the house."
"Okay, Daddy!" A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the phone. "Well, I did what you said, Daddy."
"And what happened?"
"Well, Mommy jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming, then she tripped over the rug and went out the front window and now she's all dead."
"Oh, my God! What about Uncle Frank?"
"He jumped out of bed with no clothes on too, and he was all scared and he jumped out the back window into the swimming pool. But he must have forgot that last week you took out all the water to clean it, so he hit the bottom of the swimming pool and now he's dead too."
There is a long pause.
"Swimming pool? Is this 854-7039?"
June 22, 05
Gee, so many great sports on TV this month.
US Open Golf was one of those new champion overcame the hardest course at Pinehurst #2. Now, this week, there's the women's US Open and Wimbledon is started its first round. I hope Maria will get on top again.
June 15, 05
Since I've gotta back in Japan, the first time I'm really enjoying with a new lady, not because of her age 31 years younger than me. She's a fine lady with the pretty mind and soul.
Hey, I've found another good joke;
"A Jewish Parrot"
Three Jewish sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts that they were able to give to their elderly mother.
The first said, "I built a big house for our mother."
The second said, "I sent her a Mercedes with a driver."
The third said, "I've got you both beat. You know how Mom enjoys reading the Torah and you know she can't see very well? I sent her a large brown parrot that can recite the entire Torah. It took twenty rabbis 12 years to teach him. I had to pledge to contribute $1,000,000 a year for twenty years but it was worth it. Mom just has to name the chapter and verse and the parrot will recite it."Soon thereafter, Mom sent out her letters of thanks. She wrote to the first son, "Milton, the house you built is so huge. I live in only one room, but I have to clean the whole house."
She wrote to the second son, "Marvin, I am too old to travel. I stay home all the time, so I never use the Mercedes and the driver is SO rude."
She wrote to the third son, "Dearest Melvin, you were the only son to have the good sense to know what your mother likes. The chicken was delicious."
June 11, 05
I've gotta this joke from one of those favorite sites.
There're lots dumb jokes around, but this is cute.
A guy took his girl friend to her first Longhorn football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her ow she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "Especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?" "Well, I saw them flip a coin and one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: get the quarterback. Get the quarterback! It’s only 25 cents!
June 10, 05
Hi, I'm back. I'll be stay on courese with new development.
©2005 Tadashi Yasunaga All rights reserved
