Montauk 2006

Remember, what happens in Montauk, stays in Montauk.

We're off! "Give us our bikes or we will kick your ass." Lee's new wrestling move: the Double Elbow. Morpheus and Neo from, "The Matrix, Part 17" Please, start the 2 min. bike check. We love it!! He's a treasure. James' odomter reads 69,240 miles. Danny cut down by a pothole covered by H20. Walking on Dune "H2O" Road. "The water is gone, let's ride!" But there was more... ...finally dry land! Mmmm...ice cream reward! Mmmm...ice cream and cell phones! Purdy Sunset. Purdy Sunset Redux. The kids of "Green Thumb" stop. Taste the rainbow of tasteless waters. Cheering for 5 hours with pom poms! Palindrome Hannah emordnilaP. FREE ice cream for insane people. It's Shari! It's Sirocco! It's Michael! It's Compost! It's a red compost smoking jacket! Fruit feeding frenzy! I'm the sweep. Fear me. Oh fear me. The cold rolls in, but Katie is ready. This guy was the final rider to finish. "Get the hell over to the trains, please!" It's over. Jesse shows off socks for his new Santa outfit. Beth and THE GRAND POOHBAH! Fred says, "Give it up for Biggie Smalls" Watch this scary storm roll in thru CLARENCE eyes. CLARENCE DEFCOM SCARED RATING: 3 KNEES BEGIN TO QUIVVER. DEFCON: 2 NEAR PANIC! DEFCON: 1 CLARENCE RUNS FOR COVER! Safe in the hotel room with Robert's feet. Fred laughs at a joke he has told 47 times already. LORD, have a drink!!!! And so we all partake. Mike asks us to choose the next American Idol. Gil's bike looks like Sesame Street. Robert finds his dream home with a pond view. Gotcha.