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function getHaloscanJavascript() {
var haloscanJavascript = '';
document.write(haloscanJavascript);
}
function getCommentsCode(entryUUID) {
var commentsCode = ' | ';
document.write(commentsCode);
}
function getAdsenseCode() {
var adsenseCode = '';
document.write(adsenseCode);
}
function getNextEntryLink(currentUUID) {
var i;
var entryUUID;
var categoryUUID;
for(i = 0; i < entryUUIDsList.length -1; i++) {
if(entryUUIDsList[i] == currentUUID) {
entryUUID = entryUUIDsList[i+1];
categoryUUID = getCategoryUUIDForEntry(entryUUID);
document.write(' Next ');
return;
}
}
document.write('');
}
function getPreviousEntryLink(currentUUID) {
var i;
var entryUUID;
var categoryUUID;
for(i = 1; i < entryUUIDsList.length; i++) {
if(entryUUIDsList[i] == currentUUID) {
entryUUID = entryUUIDsList[i-1];
categoryUUID = getCategoryUUIDForEntry(entryUUID);
document.write(' Previous ');
return;
}
}
document.write('');
}
function getCategoryUUIDForEntry(entryUUID) {
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for(var i = 0; i < entryCategoryUUIDPairs.length -1; i++) {
if(entryCategoryUUIDPairs[i] == entryUUID) {
return(entryCategoryUUIDPairs[i+1]);
}
}
}
function getBlogName() {
var blogName = 'German Chocolate Ladies';
document.write(blogName);
}
function getCategoryName(categoryUUID) {
var categoryPairs = new Array("C1244179095","Trista\'s Turn","C1016761936","Buddhism","C1443683049","Military","C1441907999","Household","C1783950400","Ain\'t that a bitch","C1673420184","unfiled","C1092896806","Schooling","C2080829460","Tech");
for(var i = 0; i < categoryPairs.length -1; i++) {
if(categoryPairs[i] == categoryUUID) {
document.write(categoryPairs[i+1]);
}
}
}
function getCalendarHead() {
var calendarHead = 'April 2006';
document.write(calendarHead);
}
function getBlogCalendarRows() {
var calendarRows = '| | | | | | | 1 |
| 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 |
| 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 |
| 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 |
| 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 |
| 30 | | | | | | |
';
document.write(calendarRows);
}
function getCategoryCalendarRows() {
var calendarRows = '| | | | | | | 1 |
| 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 |
| 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 |
| 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 |
| 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 |
| 30 | | | | | | |
';
document.write(calendarRows);
}
function getEntryCalendarRows() {
var calendarRows = '| | | | | | | 1 |
| 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 |
| 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 |
| 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 |
| 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 |
| 30 | | | | | | |
';
document.write(calendarRows);
}
function getArchiveCalendarRows() {
var calendarRows = '| | | | | | | 1 |
| 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 |
| 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 |
| 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 |
| 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 |
| 30 | | | | | | |
';
document.write(calendarRows);
}
function getYearCalendarRows() {
var calendarRows = '| | | | | | | 1 |
| 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 |
| 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 |
| 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 |
| 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 |
| 30 | | | | | | |
';
document.write(calendarRows);
}
function getDayCalendarRows() {
var calendarRows = '| | | | | | | 1 |
| 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 |
| 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 |
| 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 |
| 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 |
| 30 | | | | | | |
';
document.write(calendarRows);
}
function getBlogEntriesCount() {
var blogEntriesCount = '135';
document.write(blogEntriesCount);
}
function getCategoryStatistics() {
var categoryStatistics = 'Ain\'t that a bitch: 39
Buddhism: 9
Household: 28
Military: 2
Schooling: 11
Tech: 19
Trista\'s Turn: 27
';
document.write(categoryStatistics);
}
function getCategoryEntriesCount(categoryUUID) {
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for(var i = 0; i < categoryPairs.length; i++) {
if(categoryPairs[i] == categoryUUID) {
document.write(categoryPairs[i+1]);
}
}
}
function getBlogCategories() {
var categories = ' Ain\'t that a bitch
Buddhism
Household
Military
Schooling
Tech
Trista\'s Turn
';
document.write(categories);
}
function getBlogHorizontalCategories() {
var horizontalCategories = ' Ain\'t that a bitch Buddhism Household Military Schooling Tech Trista\'s Turn ';
document.write(horizontalCategories);
}
function getCategoryCategories() {
var categories = ' Ain\'t that a bitch
Buddhism
Household
Military
Schooling
Tech
Trista\'s Turn
';
document.write(categories);
}
function getCategoryHorizontalCategories() {
var horizontalCategories = ' Ain\'t that a bitch Buddhism Household Military Schooling Tech Trista\'s Turn ';
document.write(horizontalCategories);
}
function getEntryCategories() {
var categories = ' Ain\'t that a bitch
Buddhism
Household
Military
Schooling
Tech
Trista\'s Turn
';
document.write(categories);
}
function getEntryHorizontalCategories() {
var horizontalCategories = ' Ain\'t that a bitch Buddhism Household Military Schooling Tech Trista\'s Turn ';
document.write(horizontalCategories);
}
function getArchiveCategories() {
var categories = 'Ain\'t that a bitch
Buddhism
Household
Military
Schooling
Tech
Trista\'s Turn
';
document.write(categories);
}
function getArchiveHorizontalCategories() {
var horizontalCategories = 'Ain\'t that a bitch Buddhism Household Military Schooling Tech Trista\'s Turn ';
document.write(horizontalCategories);
}
function getYearCategories() {
var categories = 'Ain\'t that a bitch
Buddhism
Household
Military
Schooling
Tech
Trista\'s Turn
';
document.write(categories);
}
function getYearHorizontalCategories() {
var horizontalCategories = 'Ain\'t that a bitch Buddhism Household Military Schooling Tech Trista\'s Turn ';
document.write(horizontalCategories);
}
function getDayCategories() {
var categories = 'Ain\'t that a bitch
Buddhism
Household
Military
Schooling
Tech
Trista\'s Turn
';
document.write(categories);
}
function getDayHorizontalCategories() {
var horizontalCategories = 'Ain\'t that a bitch Buddhism Household Military Schooling Tech Trista\'s Turn ';
document.write(horizontalCategories);
}
function getUsername() {
var username = 'German Chocolate Ladies';
document.write(username);
}
function getFeedbackLink(entryTitle) {
var encodedEmail = 'russellschlick@mac.com';
if(encodedEmail.length > 0) {
document.write(" Feedback ");
} else {
document.write("");
}
}