So last night was kinda rough for me. I was sitting in front of the TV with my lottery ticket, eating a chocolate bunny I got for christmas and drinking some tequila, waiting for the numbers to be called. The fireplace was lit and nice and warm, but then the next thing I knew it burst open revealing a doorway with flames licking the sides. I was like what the...? So naturally I got up to check it out. I open the door and walk through into a meadow. It was just meadow for as far as the eye can see except up in the sky is this bright orange kite. It is huge almost like a spotlight beacon, it had a big purple donkey as a design on it. Being as it was a beacon I decided I would see where it went because there wasn’t anything else but a meadow, and I didn’t want to be sitting around in no meadow. After I had gone about 500 yards or so it started to snow, and being from Minnesota that didn’t phase me so I kept walking, but then it got a bit more interesting a tornado appeared from where I had entered and started coming towards me. With that subtle prompting I ran, I ran like the Dickens’. I had only ran about 500 more yards or so and turned around to look and it was gone, humph? And in front of me was the Magic Kingdom, only I don’t think this was the actual place, it was a little different. The kite was still a visible beacon, although sometimes it would disappear behind the castles and such, I was still following it. Walking through the Kingdom I came to an arch that lead into the food court, and the arch said “Green Eggs & Ham” that is how I knew it was the food court. Don’t ask me why I knew that is what that meant, I just did. Trotting through I notice a hippopotamus eating a cheeseburger and what looked like green M&M’s as the sidedish (although I don’t think they were actually M&M’s they just looked like them, they certainly didn’t smell like M&M’s, YUCK!!). This is the proof that this was a weird Magical Kindom, the M&M’s, and the hippo wasn’t some costumed actor it was an actual hippo, freaky!! So anyways I get through “Green Eggs & Ham” and come out the other side, the exit is about 50 yards in front of me. I got to the exit and the person standing there to stamp your hand for re-entry is a hula girl doing her little hula dance. She wasn’t that bad looking so I decided to ask her her name. She replpied “I would prefer to remain anonymous”, and winked. Shot down, oh well on to the kite. I am finally there I see a person a little ways off that is holding the string and waving at me, I just cannot make out who it is (still a little to far away). They look like they are hurrying me, so I jog over. And low and behold it is SNAFU and she looks like she is mad. She starts yelling at me that I took too long to get here and this and that. Then she tried to kick my shin, luckly I jumped to avoid her. Then she starts speaking more rationally and says, “Well, did you win?” I am like “What? What are you talking about, win what?” Then she cried out “THE LOTTERY, YOU IMBECILE!!!”, then she slapped me. I awoke with my face on the stones in front of the fireplace with my cheek burning like SNAFU actually slapped me. I look around and it appears that the fireplace poker fell on my face while I was hallucianting from the bad mixture of tequila and chocolate bunnies. Man was I scared to go to sleep. So I went to the computer to check the lottery numbers and surf the net until I calmed down and got tired. NOTE TO SELF:Never, ever drink tequila while eating chocolate bunnies again!!!!!