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return(entryCategoryUUIDPairs[i+1]);
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}
function getBlogName() {
var blogName = 'Bob Adams\'s Weblog';
document.write(blogName);
}
function getCategoryName(categoryUUID) {
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if(categoryPairs[i] == categoryUUID) {
document.write(categoryPairs[i+1]);
}
}
}
function getCalendarHead() {
var calendarHead = 'March 2005';
document.write(calendarHead);
}
function getBlogCalendarRows() {
var calendarRows = '| | | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 |
| 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 |
| 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 |
| 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 |
| 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | | |
| | | | | | | |
';
document.write(calendarRows);
}
function getCategoryCalendarRows() {
var calendarRows = '| | | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 |
| 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 |
| 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 |
| 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 |
| 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | | |
| | | | | | | |
';
document.write(calendarRows);
}
function getEntryCalendarRows() {
var calendarRows = '| | | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 |
| 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 |
| 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 |
| 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 |
| 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | | |
| | | | | | | |
';
document.write(calendarRows);
}
function getArchiveCalendarRows() {
var calendarRows = '| | | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 |
| 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 |
| 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 |
| 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 |
| 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | | |
| | | | | | | |
';
document.write(calendarRows);
}
function getYearCalendarRows() {
var calendarRows = '| | | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 |
| 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 |
| 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 |
| 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 |
| 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | | |
| | | | | | | |
';
document.write(calendarRows);
}
function getDayCalendarRows() {
var calendarRows = '| | | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 |
| 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 |
| 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 |
| 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 |
| 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | | |
| | | | | | | |
';
document.write(calendarRows);
}
function getBlogEntriesCount() {
var blogEntriesCount = '326';
document.write(blogEntriesCount);
}
function getCategoryStatistics() {
var categoryStatistics = 'Fun Humor Stuff: 109
Funny Cartoon Humor: 17
Great Audio-Video clips: 26
Great Pictures: 66
Great Quotes: 13
Inspirational : 2
Jokes: 3
Mac Stuff (if you dare): 5
Music: 1
Odd Stuff: 6
Patriotic: 14
Personal Stuff: 6
Political: 17
Seasonal: 1
Spiritual: 18
Truisms: 11
Useful Stuff: 11
';
document.write(categoryStatistics);
}
function getCategoryEntriesCount(categoryUUID) {
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for(var i = 0; i < categoryPairs.length; i++) {
if(categoryPairs[i] == categoryUUID) {
document.write(categoryPairs[i+1]);
}
}
}
function getBlogCategories() {
var categories = ' Fun Humor Stuff
Funny Cartoon Humor
Great Audio-Video clips
Great Pictures
Great Quotes
Inspirational
Jokes
Mac Stuff (if you dare)
Music
Odd Stuff
Patriotic
Personal Stuff
Political
Seasonal
Spiritual
Truisms
Useful Stuff
';
document.write(categories);
}
function getBlogHorizontalCategories() {
var horizontalCategories = ' Fun Humor Stuff Funny Cartoon Humor Great Audio-Video clips Great Pictures Great Quotes Inspirational Jokes Mac Stuff (if you dare) Music Odd Stuff Patriotic Personal Stuff Political Seasonal Spiritual Truisms Useful Stuff ';
document.write(horizontalCategories);
}
function getCategoryCategories() {
var categories = ' Fun Humor Stuff
Funny Cartoon Humor
Great Audio-Video clips
Great Pictures
Great Quotes
Inspirational
Jokes
Mac Stuff (if you dare)
Music
Odd Stuff
Patriotic
Personal Stuff
Political
Seasonal
Spiritual
Truisms
Useful Stuff
';
document.write(categories);
}
function getCategoryHorizontalCategories() {
var horizontalCategories = ' Fun Humor Stuff Funny Cartoon Humor Great Audio-Video clips Great Pictures Great Quotes Inspirational Jokes Mac Stuff (if you dare) Music Odd Stuff Patriotic Personal Stuff Political Seasonal Spiritual Truisms Useful Stuff ';
document.write(horizontalCategories);
}
function getEntryCategories() {
var categories = ' Fun Humor Stuff
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Great Audio-Video clips
Great Pictures
Great Quotes
Inspirational
Jokes
Mac Stuff (if you dare)
Music
Odd Stuff
Patriotic
Personal Stuff
Political
Seasonal
Spiritual
Truisms
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document.write(categories);
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