Well, membership guidelines are pretty straightforward: Nobody.  You see, we've discovered that five is the perfect number for a group of people dining out.  The uneven number ensures that conversationalists don't simply pair off and ignore the other two.  Also, five is the correct number for ideal Korean BBQ and Tapas.  Besides, we just don't like other people.

However, we do occasionally invite a guest of honor. For example, Travis has accompanied us to SOLGA for Korean BBQ. If you're interested in being a guest of honor, you are welcome to contact one of the members and grovel. We will be happy to ignore you for a while, then possibly give in. Keep in mind that we prefer guests that have something we need, like a car. If you're impossibly attractive, then you could also put out. Ass, gas or grass, baby–nobody rides for free.

So who are these chosen, favored few?  Well, look at this organizational table, stupid.