Black Ribbon and Leather
Sam's Guide to Mistula : Resurrection (The Third Web Update) by Joey
   

So we need: 1/2 in. thick black grosgrain and 1/4 in. thick satin ribbons.
Grosgrain ribbon is cool because it's strong enough to hold 3 pounds of SD.
The ribbon should be wrapped so that it holds him snugly while he's suspended.
The ribbon should snake under both arms. This should hold him up pretty well.
The 1/4 in. satin ribbons are for the hands.
Leave some ribbon to hang. Black leather pants should complete the attire.
There, Uno is ready to fly.