A Calamity House Production
written by Audra Gabler
Imagine if a muse was a physical person.
Now imagine that there are many muses,
all influencing mankind for their general amusement.
Now imagine one who has fallen in love with one of us humans.
That's Simon.
If anyone reading this webpage knows Eddie Izzard,
or knows someone who knows someone
who once met Eddie in a tree with a make-up wearing squirrel,
please let him know that this movie was
written for him and have him email us to find out more.