Mr. Kitchen


Buying Holsteins to help pay the bills and create a little nest egg that would provide him with much needed tuition money, and later provide a start for a family of his own.

Where to begin? Paul Kitchen ; aka Kitch ; aka Dr. Stiffee



Need I say more?

Growing up on Pam Lynn Acres in the foothills of the Adirondaks Mr. Kitchen started making his living from an early age. Buying Holsteins to help pay the bills and create a little nest egg that would provide him with much needed tuition money, and later provide a start for a family of his own. Truly one of this world's last gentlemen this guy once mooned a bus load of senior citizens! With an uncensored mind and a censored tongue Paul graduated from MVCC and began working for Stickley furniture warehouse where he was soon promoted to accounts payable division at Stickley headquarters. Scaring thieves near and far this diligent accountant spends tedious hours hunting down millions of dollars in misappropriated funds. But in his spare time he can be found begging his new wife for sex, or when he finds that futile he may be found out mountain biking, canoeing or hiking.

Posted: Tue - March 23, 2004 at 09:23 PM           |

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