Greef in a Nutshell


I suppose we should get to know one another....

Well, some factettes about the Greef:

Born: 13/04/1981, Maidstone, Kent

Lives: Writtle, Essex. Him indoors and I bought a ickle 2 bed flat in February 2004. We've outgrown it already. (Books and general shit, mostly remote controlled, no babies) and might move next year (more on that dilemma later).

Sex: Female, with "lesbian boots".

Education: The naughtiest girl at the local grammar, the moodiest girl at Essex University (I had issues, ok!). Graduated 2002, BA Hons English and European Literature (2:1).

Work: Leasehold Officer for Housing Association based in posh Billericay. Nice sandwich shops .

Likes: Home and Away (the places, not the programme, although I did meet Les Hill and Melissa Bell at a local garden centre, aged 11), pajamas, tea, jammy dodgers, fruit, white wine, Hylands Park, driving, Ricky Gervais, living next door to the V festival.

Hates: Basildon, Dukes in Chelmsford, the old bitch next door, stalkers, the fact that I can't speak fluent french, people who can afford fags and SkyPlus but can't feed their children fruit, the housing market, old comedians (Morecambe and Pants, Bruce Shitsythe, the Two Twats etc).

So that's nut in a Greefshell. Enchanté.

Posted: Thu - December 29, 2005 at 09:16 PM          


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