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Sun - February 5, 2006

five string serenade - page 27 - istvan oros (page 2) 


another failed crowd scene in the background. again, i would never refer to time like this now.





The sesqui-who?
The sequiscentennial. Kansas City's 150th birthday.

Which, compared to a 5000-year-old city like Damascus, is really something!!

You're not being sarcastic again, are you, Nips?
No, not at all, why do you ask?
 

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but god forbid i offend anyone 


does anyone doubt the power of comics now?

and i ask again, as i have for four years, four months, twenty-six days: can the 7th century and the 21st century coexist on the same planet? under what circumstances will the former understand or accept that the latter isn't the byzantine empire, waiting for a conquerer and a new god? under what circumstances will the latter suddenly perceive a threat? what will happen?

steven den beste once wrote that even if europe quietly folds its hands and bows its neck to the yoke, even if america implodes or in the name of multiculturality accepts suitcase nukes in every city--still, russia, still china, still in the end japan would use whatever means they had to hand (o, and see 1945-1990 for that,) to survive, and even if they did not, there is a dark and terrible split inside of islam--sunni/shi'ite, and both of them are reaching for the nuclear gun, and hate each other nigh well as much as they hate the jew and the decadence of the west.

the world is walking along naively in the summer of 1914, and it's been a long summer . . . four years so far, and counting. gabrilo princip hesitated in an alley, rubbing his gun anxiously. an irresponsible danish paper did the same. a new world is coming, if we are not careful, and we don't know yet what it will look like.

with luck, the world will roll over and turn it all back to the cockroaches and the rats.











as e-nough says, 'wake up whenever you want, europeans.' 

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the farm gallery show 


our friend allie cermak made knitted cats. one of them was cracker.















 

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reflections 


we finally have all of my father's columns for their local paper, the star, up at his blog, reflections on life. 143 essays. my mother's spent several weeks transcribing the last fifty or so that we found. 

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Sat - February 4, 2006

kansas city comic artist activity updates week of 01.29.06 - 02.04.06 


aaron williams' PS238 is coming out. bill hook is in the preview section this month. chris garrett enters the dungeon; but his progress is slowed by the moonfall comic.

daniel spottswood revamps his site and his characters in the preview section confront the thing that is the deli and the sandwich engineer therein. dustin hoffman begins an attack. greg smallwood's blog is here. the mysterious heavy water does more work.

jason arnett brings us the risers archive and gives me good bird flu news. maybe. joel pfannenstiel offers 250% less suck. battle rages in john fortman's fallen angels. kelly sue deconnick raises an eyebrow at miller highlife. kyle strahm gives us more clockwork and crib notes. mark stinson gives us ghosts and violence. matt fraction is in cupertino; also, the moon smells like gunpowder. (take note, moonfall folks!). michael buckley--well, he means well anyway.

parrish baker didn't have much to say this week. rob schamberger to the contrary did. scott ziolko's abe awesome is available at rock bottom comics.* seth wolfshorndl has a new blog. stephanie iser updates both blogs. steven sanders is lining up another publisher. travis fox pimps the oscars in the preview section.

the boards were extremely busy with all categories updated.



all you blogspot people, it should probably come as no surprise that blogspot/blogger's down this evening, so i'll have to amend your updates later.


BLOGSPOT UPDATE: some alarming photos from dennis hopeless, greg smallwood covers the gamut, lee leslie works on more royals stuff, and shane thayer honors dormancy.


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*Rock Bottom Comics
(573) 443-0113
1029 E Walnut St, Columbia, MO (map) 

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Fri - February 3, 2006

first friday 


well, as usual first fridays lived to disappoint. from the paint splotches by scot sinclair at the leedy-voulkos in Old Leedyville to the uninteresting pottery at the Pi Gallery next to grinders in New Leedyville, it was a dull as dishwater night. almost the only things we liked was allie's knitted cats at the Farm Gallery, the artomat at the Pi, and john raux's* miniature paintings at jacob's well.

the only up side was that the crowds were very thin, and the evening chilly. still, lots of changes all over Old Leedyville . . . and New Leedyville seems thin and sickly yet.


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*he of the footballzine.
 

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Thu - February 2, 2006

unabomber 


i hear tell someone that looks like him is loose at work this evening. he threw a CD and screamed at it, 'why won't you work?' 

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Wed - February 1, 2006

project runway 


man, we were sad to see andre go. that was a tough challenge.

daniel will make olympus fashion week, of that we are sure. 

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Tue - January 31, 2006

broadway group 


right now the broadway smells an awful lot like fresh paint.

everyone was there, more or less in shifts; but we called it a night early. 

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Mon - January 30, 2006

from cut + paste today 



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a sight for sore eyes. 


see this--eh? the good old broadway site, which will soon be updated with new images to match the refit they've been working on most of the month.

not much to look at. kind plain, kinda ordinary, but i'm glad to see it. extra glad.

why, do you say?

well, two titanic forces rumbling through history collided last night, like the andrea dorea and the stockholm.

firstly, i've been maintaining the broadway cafe website since january 2001. in days of yore i had a hotmail email address, and that was the avenue whence i communicated to the registrar of the name.

a couple years ago, when i adopted the dot mac email address i sue, i prowled about the internet updating contact information: my name register was one of those places. well and good; i have renewed the domain since then via that avenue, and have heard from them via that road. no harm there, eh? of course not.

force one laid cruising.


there is serious dissent in the cat community here. dukakis has decided to not tolerate chachi, the weakest and most vulnerable cat. for over a month various accommodations of her living space have been created, which have more or less ended in her having a private apartment in the back bedroom. we have been bringing her out to lap her in the living room in the evenings, with dukakis looking on like the dark angel of death. he gets a face full of water spritz from a squirt bottle when he ventures too near, so we hope, by slow degrees, to create peace in the dominion again.

force two, seemingly unrelated, laid in the waters

last night, a rattle rattle, rattle rattle comes at the back bedroom door. bonnie mumbles, and says, stuck. by which she implies that someone is not where they are supposed to be, and ought to be let out. it turns out she thought hazel, no. 3 on the totem pole, might have gotten herself closed in a hall cabinet, which is within the realm of possibility; i suspected cracker of being accidentally locked away with chachi, which has happened.

i went back to check on the bedroom, and opened the door, and out shoots chachi, who as recently as four hours ago wouldn't have come out on a bet. i don't know why she did, but i took her to bed with us. the dark angel of death came looming, and eventually matters devloved to a certain amount fo running around, hissing, and leaping, with me trailing behind dealing waters squirts to any dark angels that i could track down. everyone separated, i stowed chachi in her apartment, where she went under the bed, and locked up.

i checked my email before retiring--well after 1 am--and found a message from jon cates, part owner of the broadway.

crash! the unrelated disasters collide.


fortuitous it is that chachi awoke us. amongst other things i needed to take care of, jon mentioned that the site was pointing to something it wasn't supposed to--basically boilerplate adverts. you know the type. (find about broadwaycafeandroastery.com etc etc.)

my heart sank. i knew what i was up against: but had the domain simply been redirected by the registrar (temporarily) before being sold to whatever name collector wanted it, or was it already gone beyond recall? a feverish hour went by. it had been seven days since the name had expired; five and a half days, it turns out (see nifty broadway stats below) since it had been redirected.

crap! my registrar had changed its name management system, and somehow had summoned from the misty depths the hotmail address i used to use. an address that had expired! could i reaccess it? thank god, yes. could i get my password? yes. could i buy the name without making a typo? that, too.

at 2 am i went back to bed with a twitch in one eye and a nervous jerk in my left shoulder, without complete confidence that everything would work out. but a little while ago, i had access again and the DNS servers, slow and majestic in their way, resolved the traffic back at my domain host.

dude. uncool.

thank you, chachi. i would have hated to find this out at 5 am when i was going to get up. every hour counts, when your domain has been dead for seven days.



viz., and to wit:


 

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Sun - January 29, 2006

no, i look nothing like santino. 






why, hi there. 

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my new favorite comics website . . . 


. . . is dave's long box. dave is one funny guy. i don't read marvel or DC or even dark horse, but i know enough about their universes to go by. but even if i didn't, i'd find this stuff funny.

i can't stop reading it!
 

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five string serenade - page 26 - istvan oros - (page 1) 


see the loaf of wonder bread taped onto that telephone pole on the right? david ford was doing that the summer of 2000, all around leedyvile. he'd tape a loaf up, and other loaf elsewhere, and then go back and tape another, and soon bundles of bread were everywhere. it was as though they were breeding by multicellular division, he said. white breadedness was spreading. a farsighted man, that david ford. and quite correct. look at leedyville today. a cesspool of city-sponsored condos and monied johnson county refugees. very nice.

anyways, this was drawn the summer of kansas city's sequiscentennial, meaning this place hasn't been burned down by barbarians (and abandoned) for 150 years . . . 156 now. very nice also. i would never mention time-related events now, but i did then, so we'll just say nips was parroting something he heard and let it go by.

note again that this was a half-sized page. note again the lack of an official title, so i'll give it a random one, which you will perceive has meaning soon.

the building on the right looks like its collapsing, but i was experimenting with odd perspectives; that's union station on the horizon and lidia's (misspelled) in the freighthouse below it. heh.






My god, it's crowded down here tonight.
It's the sesquicentennial.
 

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for your amusement 


my work, such as it is, was used in a class at perdue in 2003 taught by one tof eklund. on this page his students (communications majors, i believe,) comment and criticize on several comics, including mine. as a whole, they did not approve of sparrow's fall artistically or understand it conceptually. i feel quite vindicated. 

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Sat - January 28, 2006

chinese lamps 


from the world market.

 

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kansas city comic artist activity updates week of 01.22.06 - 01.28.06 


you know the old trick to make family circus and marmaduke funny? you switch their captions. it works about half the time--better than the succes rate of both comics played straight. well, aaron williams points out a link to a similar method for making garfield interesting. (and almost funny.) bonnie leigh begs you to join blingo. dan jacobson supports dorian's meme. i hope you are following daniel spottswood's comic in the preview, because it's getting tough for his characters--tougher than usual, i should say. dustin hoffman uses his Wacom, or an 05 micron. (let's start a pool on that!)

greg gildersleeve asks you what comic characters you identify with. (why, turok, son of stone, of course! the original everyman. [what the hell m i talking about?]) greg smallwood's comic in the preview this week focussed on exhibitionism at the mall . . . i hope that no friends were hurt in the making of that comic. heavy water puts up a bunch of new pages. he's really, really good. jason arnett gives us "risers" and bigfoot. all hell breaks loose in john fortman country.

kelly sue deconnick knits while captain applejack recuperates. kevin gritzke has less happy dog news, whilst wolverine is ripped in half by the hulk. kyle strahm has a cover. michael buckley gives us his final piece for life of pi. in keeping with animal sadness, mike sullivan catblogs a beautiful little drawing.

parrish baker . . . well, you're here, so i guess you know how that's playing out. rob schamberger keeps up the excitement. gas grenades! stephanie iser updates yalibrarian. travis fox comments on the booth babe ban at e3.

the boards were modestly busy with all categories updated save websites and, once again, show & tell.


pretty slow week, all in all. 

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fifteen cent necco 


 

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five string serenade - page 25 - go walkin' down there (page 8) 





To start--you're a lazy bastard. And a coward.

Besides, girls like boys with cars.

Therefore . . .

. . . you . . .

. . . are . . .

. . . screwed.

You know, a cabbie wouldn't have treated me this way.
That's right! You've learned.

And you owe me ten bucks.


this comic was designed to be half an 8.5 by 11 page, folded in half and bookleted, so it looks a whole lot larger and spacier, say, when printed at a larger size,or even on the internet.

i really don't like this style. if i recall correctly, i was experimenting with ballpoint pen at the time. 

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Fri - January 27, 2006

my pook wants me to post this . . . 



Blingo
you can pook at her at blogobonnie . . . 

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