"The pitch is up to speed. I am not allowed to comment on the quality of the batting."
CBC Groundsman Peter Walker on the extraordinary day when 10 Oddies wickets fell for just 19 runs

The Real Oddies Cricket Club is based for many very good reasons at TL's real ale Odd One Out pub in Colchester. The club was established in 1991 with the ethos of playing friendly and competitive cricket with a beer or two afterwards. This philosophy encompasses PDQ North Essex Cricket league, BWTC evening league, indoor and friendly fixtures.

15/11/09 The cricket captain of Britain, Uther Pensoupdragon, died, and as he apparently had no children, it was unsure who his successor should be. The cricketers consulted Merlin the magicial spin bowler, who told them that they should all go to Camulodunon and hold a contest; a willow bat had appeared stuck on a pub wall, and only the rightful captain could pull it off. This was done; every cricketer in Britain tried and failed to remove the bat. Finally a young colt, the adopted son of a rural cricketer called Ector, pulled it off easily. It turned out that this boy was Arthur, captain Uther's son by his tea lady Igraine. Uther could not acknowledge the boy because he had been conceived while Igraine was still married to her first husband – and thus officially was not Uther's. Merlin had taken the baby away to be brought up and taught in the nets and in the bar the true value of real ale... or so the legend goes.

Blast from the past

Tim & Tracey's Wedding

22/2/09 More Pics from the day

"Ryan Sidebottom's rather overweight twin"

12/12/08 Oddie's Pete Pearson has his 15 minutes of International infamy:
BBC Commentary from Chennai 1st Test India "0436 - England 241-6 Crowd update for you - a darn sight more Brits in the crowd today as far as I can tell, including what looks like Ryan Sidebottom's rather overweight twin. If you're over in Chennai and reading this, please get in touch!"

BBC Link

The US Oddies

31/8/08 Dear Oddies:

We were lucky to have a partial family reunion in Tacoma, WA during the July 4th weekend. Here's a pic of five your U. S. Fan Club. You'll notice we're not drinking Lucozade, :-D

>From left: Tory, Me, Nicki, Mike (My youngest son, and Tory and Nicki's dad), and Jim (my eldest). Jim's sons, Scott and Andrew weren't able to come.
We had a great time that day at the Vintage Races at Pacific Raceway after watching the magnificent fireworks display over Puget sound the night before.

You might notice my t-shirt logo is slightly different than the others. After reminding the kids to be sure and bring their shirts, I forgot mine. I wasn't going to miss this chance to get this picture, so I bought a shirt, fabric paints, and brush at a local craft department, and painted my shirt. You might notice the round highlight on the ball is smaller. Hey, no big deal. I was a commercial artist for 34 years.

Hope the team's doing well this year..Lift one for us.

Jim Oddie

Unofficial Unauthorized President of the "Real Oddies" U. S. Fan Club

Star for the Day

22/8/08 After waiting patiently three years, Tim on Thursday finally got his chance to play for Lashings at sunny Haverhill.

Playing with Lashings World XI , Tim got runs batting in partnership with Richie Richardson and a wicket! against Two-Counties division two side Haverhill.

What a star!

See the pictures here...

Scorecard

Tracey's 40th Birthday Bash

And he can bat!

29/7/08 Spot the Oddies partying back to form!

Link to Gallery I

Gallery II

Scrawny Colt

And he can bat!21/6/08 Our very own Scrawny Colt plays his colts cricket for Copdock. Check out their website:
www.copdockcc.hitssports.com and look under the heading "hat-trick hero". From one very proud Mum

"Hat-trick Hero Congratulations go to Stuart Ward who took a hatrick this evening for the Under 15 A team v Stowupland. Great work Stuart, well done...!!"

Lengthy Scandal at Mile End

MIle End length scandal17/5/08 Following on from the yard short pitch for the Ardleigh evening game, two Oddies were standing at the pitch at Mile End, scratching their heads looking at the stumps. Elaine the tea lady walked by and asked them what they were doing. "We're supposed to measure the height of the stumps," said the first Oddie, "but we don't have a ruler." Elaine promptly plucked the stumps out the ground. The guys helped her lay down the stumps on the pitch. Elaine got a tape measure from her pocket, took a measurement and said, "twenty eight inches" and walked away. The second Oddie shook his head and laughed. "Isn't that just like a woman? We ask for the height and she gives us the length!"

Roof Rage at the Oddie

28/4/08 A man is due in court today after a 12-hour stand-off on a pub roof.

The drama, during which firefighters had to hose down the person, unfolded at the Odd One Out home to the Real Oddies C.C. in Mersea Road, Colchester. read more...

The Real Jim Oddie

1/5/07 The Real Oddies Fan Club has a new international member, seen in the photo (left). Our latest long-distance fan is the fittingly named Jim Oddie from Washington State, USA, who found the Oddies using google search terms "Odd Cricket Beer Deviant". Jim promptly ordered a 15th anniversary t-shirt via the website to proudly display his Oddieness to the max.

Jim wrote back a letter expressing his thanks plus he enclosed a reciprocal gift of a baseball in exchange for the cricket ball.

Read Jim's letter here.

Bergholt Festival

Festival game22/6/07 West Bergholt 105 for 7 (George C 2-19, A Hitchen 3-21) bt Real Oddies 73 (George C 18) by 32 runs.

Amazingly the game went ahead as the rainy weather parted leaving the ground untouched. With no other cricket played over the weekend the Gazette splashed out and filled almost a whole page devoted to the 20/20 game with pictures of yours truly and Adam Crane steaming in. The media blitz before the Plate tie is certainly raising the profile of the Oddies in and around Colchester.

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Odd Tops

Oddie T-Shirts
Special Edition
Now available for only £8.50 each
Sizes S, M, L, XL & XXL
e-mail: spaderunner@mac.com

Sunny Norfolk

rainy Sunday

Photo by Sue

Tour Photo Gallery

2007 Results

Website Update

24/5/09 Tim d'phish top scored with a record breaking 127 not out at Elmstead on Sunday.

Tim Fitzgerald 127* 2009
James Sadler  122* 2005
Simon Fielding 111* 2000
Adam Crane 106 2007
Steve Bulger 105* 2008
Mike Connell 104* 2003
Pete Pearson 103* 1999
Tim Dickens 103* 2007
Mark Whybrow 103 2008
Simon Fielding 101* 1997
Pete Pearson  101* 1995
Pete Pearson 101 2007
Pete Pearson 100* 1997
Pete Pearson 100* 2005

1/2/09 The Real Oddies 2008 Awards Dinner

Pics from the Evening at ASK

Leading Batman: Adam Crane
Leading Bowler: Tim Dickens
Player's Player: Pete Clouter
Captain's Choice: Geoff Knight
Clive Burgess Champagne Moment: Mark Whybrow

Dwayne Leverock Catch of the Season: Allan Tennant
Most Catches: 1) Steve Bulger 12, 2) Tim Fitz 11, 3) Pete C 10
Dot Balls: 1) Stuey Ward 28, 2) Mike Connell 27, 3) John Hepburn 21
Highest Partnership: 1) 105 Pete P & Mark W, 2) 77 Tim F & Pete C, 3) 76* Steve B & Gaurav Singh
Duck Cup: 1)= 5 (inc 1 GD) Nigel H & John H, 2. 5 Pete C

17/1/09 The Real Oddies AGM was held on Friday 16 Jan in the back bar of the Odd One Out. A warm welcome to Geoff Knight and Mike Tearle who are now Core Members. Peter Clouter is the new League Captain and Ron Luis is his Vice-Captain. Mark Whybrow has taken over the role of Treasurer from PC. See who does what here.

Membership fees have gone back down up to £25 payable before the start of the season and match fees for weekend games inc. tea have also reverted back to £5.

15/10/07 New gallery of the summer tour photos, taken by Sue and Carol, capturing the golden moments from Friday's 20/20 moonlight game, Saturday's curry night and Sunday's soggy game. Tour Photo Gallery

26/7/07 The Oddies website URL has been updated to the new and snazzy www.realoddies.co.uk

If your browser bookmark links to the old .mac homepage don't worry as the old URL will still continue working for the foreseeable future.

14/8/07 Check the latest Oddie pics in the Photos section featuring jugs, happy couples and other dubious images...

Executive Committee 2009

PDQ League Captain: Pete Clouter
PDQ League Vice-Captain: Ron Luis

Evening League Captain: Steve Bulger
Evening League Vice-Captain: Pete Pearson

Friendly Captain Tim Fitzgerald
Friendly Vice-Captain: Geoff Knight

Match Manager: Pete Pearson

Treasurer: Mark Whybrow

Kitbag Manager: Pete Pearson

Secretary, Fixtures & League Rep: John Hepburn

Co-Child Welfare Officer: Tim Fitzgerald & Tim Dickens

Club Members 2009

Peter Clouter
Tim Fitzgerald
John Hepburn
Ron Luis
Andy Brooks
Geoff Knight
Mike Tearle

Mike Connell
Mike Grout
John Jackson
Pete Pearson
Mark Whybrow
Allan Tennant
Steve Bulger

Tim Dickens
Nigel Hamblion
Pete Golding
Terry Fitton
John Parrick
Colin McGilloway




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