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Skirwan is getting really tired of coming up with silly stuff to put in the
'fine print' down here, so why don't we all just agree to pretend that there's
something really funny and clever down here and just get on with our lives,
okay? Oh yeah, I guess I'm supposed to say that this is made by a whole bunch
of folks, like Hoggle, Phroon, Noivad, Yor, Measle, and that it was produced by
Steven Spielberg some guy Hoggle found at the bus station.
Shoot, I was trying so hard not to put anything funny down here, and I've
gone and made a 'some guy we found at the bus station' joke anyway. Crud, well
I guess I've ruined it, so I might as well go for bust: How many surrealists does
it take to screw in a lightbulb?
"Fish!"
Get it? Huh, huh, get it?
I slay me.
What do you mean it's not funny? It's hilarious!
Hrmph. Everyone's a critic...