On the Usefulness of a Canine


A dog can't organize for you, but...

...she can nevertheless serve as a useful focal point for many things:
  • Dog yipping for no apparent reason? It's time to visit the lawn; maybe even get some exercise.
  • Dog whining? It's time to cook a meal (and feed and water the dog.)
  • Drifts of black dog hair on the beige carpet? It's time to clean the house.
  • Dog sniffing at the table? It's time to clear the dishes and put the leftovers in the fridge.
  • Dog sniffing at the grocery bag? Uh oh, forgot to put away the groceries again.
  • Dog sniffing at your backpack? Maybe you forgot to eat your lunch, and need to take care of that.
I really miss my dog.


Posted: Mon - February 6, 2006 at 06:25 AM   | | | | |


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