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6 April 1997

 

Tyred and Emotional

 

Mountain biking Scotland's new off-road coast-to-coast route is tough, but exhilarating. SIMON WILLIS joins the action on the first, 250-mile commercial tour.

 

Cycling across Scotland is always going to be tough: even more so when you ignore proper roads in preference to centuries old tracks. But then, no great adventure should be easy. And although few people have realised it yet, the new off-road sea to sea route is destined to become a classic. Dip the front wheel into the Atlantic, then spend five days tackling some of the best riding in Britain, arriving at Montrose on the North Sea coast two hundred and fifty miles later. After all, hikers come from all over the world to walk the West Highland Way, so once the word gets around, the sea to sea will be just as popular with two wheeled adventurers.

 

Which is why Northumberland based Nomad Adventure Mountain Biking wanted to run the first fully supported tour along its length and, when offered the chance, I wanted to join them. Initially intimidated by the scale of the challenge, I was reassured by Nomad's Allister Marsh "We go at the pace of the slowest person in the group so don't worry about being left behind. The van carries all our stuff and you can jump in if you get tired. The back up team fix lunch and dinner, so all you have to do is pedal and enjoy the ride". It wasn't going to be a beach holiday, but how tough could it really get?

 

The wind was scooping up handfuls of Atlantic Ocean and throwing it in my face while I replayed Mr Marsh's words. I was cold, wet, tired, hungry and had been pedalling for ..... just two hours! "Enjoy the ride", who was he kidding! Moments after we'd left Ratagan youth hostel heading initially West towards the sea, the rain began. I had planned to dip my wheels in the water, but the water had decided to save me the trouble. Sheltering in a barn, our small group of four began to contemplate what the rest of the ride would be like if every day was as bad as this. But of course, we'd forgotten the first rule of Scottish weather: if you don't like it, just wait a moment, it'll change.

 

It was as dramatic as if someone had flicked off the switch marked 'deluge' and then twisted a dial to shift the scenery from black and white into colour. The legacy of the storm infused the fading sun with a final intensity, which it generously shared, using its dying energy to warm the land and dry our clothes. In its glow, we set our tents on the shore of the sea loch, while the support team produced platefuls of pasta. As its last rays filtered over the sea from the Isle of Skye we raised our glasses in a toast to our new found friend, quietly hoping we'd see much more of him in the days to come.

 

As familiarity breeds contempt, I'm convinced that the "mountain bike" is a undervalued device and a misleading name. Just as every other car sports four wheel drive capability, every garage is also home to a chunky tired cycle that wouldn't recognise a mountain if it fell off it. For heavens sake, my next door neighbour, in her turquoise shell suit, pedals one of the things to collect her Sunday papers. Mountain bikes are everywhere, except in the mountains. And yet, most of these machines are mere pretenders, too flimsy or too heavy to go much further than the corner shop, and not worthy to be dignified with the name "mountain" bike. We'd been warned about this before we set out. Try to haul a heavy old clunker up hill and you'll wreck yourself in the process. Take a fragile cheap copy and you'll wreck it. "They should issue carrier bags when they sell some of those bikes" said Allister as we rode off the next day, "to take the thing home in when it snaps".

 

I doubt whether the generations of stalkers who made and maintained the hill track which curves out of Arnisdale ever intended knobbly tyres to roll over their craftsmanship. A herd of slightly disbelieving deer looked up from their breakfasts as we sped by. It was a fabulous start to the first full day on the route, splashing through puddles left from yesterday, rising into the rough bounds of Knoydart.

 

Clearly, this route has been designed with great care. This climb was the only section of the entire crossing where I had to hoist the bike onto my shoulder to scramble up a steep section, and that was only for a few hundred yards.

 

One of the great things about mountain biking is that the effort stops at the top. When hiking, particularly with a large rucksack, going downhill can be just as painful as going up. The knees take such a bashing, descending is often slower than the climb. Taking two wheels into the great outdoors is a revelation. You live for the downhill. All the blood sweat and gears which go into hauling the machine to the top of some pass are instantly forgotten, as you shoot down the other side, riding the crest of a wave of pure adrenaline. This realisation hit me as we swept down the narrow but well made track into Kinloch Hourn. Suspension forks help ease the bumps, but in reality, such expensive attachments just add to the comfort, not the experience. No matter what the effort to get up, the down was always worth it. Fizzing with excitement, I broke the news of my discovery to Allister, who just smiled. "You, my friend", he announced with a grin, "are hooked".

 

Shattered was the word I'd have used. While the experienced cyclists regarded the next twenty miles of road as a chance to rest their legs, I considered it tarmac torture, and accepted the offer of a ride in the van. I did jump back on the bike for the final stretch, an easy ten miles up the Great Glen Cycleway to the campsite at Fort Augustus where the support team had the tents, tea and dinner waiting.

 

Forgive me if "support team" suggests a regiment of helpers or a formula one pit crew. The support team are Albert and Lawrence, though they do the work of many, taking care of food and drink, driving the van, sorting the equipment and repairing broken bikes, sometimes using the most remarkable techniques. One evening I heard Albert asking if anyone had a can of hairspray, which given his folliclly challenged situation, was rather like Long John Silver requesting a pair of running shoes. Intrigued, I wandered over and watched a truly inventive mind at work.

 

One of our group had bashed his bike in such a way that the crank, the arm to which the pedal is attached, had come off. Fortunately, this had happened just five miles from the campsite. By pedalling with one leg, and with Allister riding alongside, leaning over, and pushing his saddle, he'd reached the overnight stop. Now Albert was attempting a repair. He needed something sticky and the rubber solution from the puncture repair kits didn't do the trick. In the absence of anyone producing a can of hairspray, and not being mechanically minded myself, I confess I don't really know what he did. All I recall is Lawrence holding a large rock on one side of the bike for support, while Albert hammered the offending crank back into place. That, and the fact it worked.

 

On the Scotland coast to coast off road ride, a support team can make the difference between success and failure. Having them around certainly makes the undertaking a lot more enjoyable, not to mention far, far safer. Consider the question of luggage. Tools, clothes, sleeping bags and stuff all add up to a pretty hefty weight. Put it in a rucksack, and your back will hurt like hell. Put it in panniers and your bike performs like a devil. The thing becomes as agile as a cart horse, and just about as easy to lift onto your shoulder. Fly down a rocky descent, and the panniers will fly off the bike. However, the Nomad van left me free to travel light and to really enjoy the ride, which after all, was what I'd come to do.

 

Don't get me wrong, bicycle touring is good fun. A few years ago I rode alone, off- road, across Spain, and there's a definite appeal in being entirely self-reliant. But this highland crossing is a different undertaking altogether. What's more, there's a world of difference between riding your mountain bike around tracks close to home, and trying to take it across the roughest landscape in Britain. Mountaineering and navigation skills must be first class. You need to know how to repair the bike, yourself or your companions, should any of you break. And if you're still not convinced, think about food.

 

As lunchtime arrived we riders held a competition - who'd be first to "spot the van". We'd greet Albert and Lawrence with delight, then push them aside to dive into the pile of cheese and pickle sandwiches. One second they were there, the next moment they'd gone. Paul Daniels would have been impressed - "The incredible disappearing butties". It seems that pedalling four bits of metal over a series of mountains requires enough energy to light a small town, only we craved carbohydrates, lots of carbohydrates. Wholemeal bread and piles of pasta the size of the Colosseum. Carrying it all would have been exhausting. Preparing it when exhausted would have been the final straw. Having someone else take care of it all was sheer bliss.

 

"Travel light and discover what you and your bike can really do" is the concept upon which Nomad has based its business, and I think it works. But it's not for everyone. Nearing the end of the crossing, we left Tomintoul early and started the long climb up Glen Avon. Passing the Queen Victoria Viewpoint, (We didn't see her) the grey tarmac gave way to rough track, which slowly deteriorated as we rose into the world where only Land Rovers and walkers used to go. Allister's advice was to keep pedalling as long as possible, but when I could walk and push faster than I could ride, it seemed daft not to dismount. The colours changed from a lush, valley green to the rusts and coppers of an altogether wilder place. A dip in the skyline signalled the top of the pass, where eventually we sat, looking contentedly over the expanse of Royal Deeside, feeling rather pleased with ourselves. We all admitted later, what happened next punctured our air of self satisfaction.

 

A figure slowly rose over the crest of the hill. As the stranger drew near we could see he was on a bike. And a what a bike. Not a roughty-toughty, space age, high-tech, high-price, pride and joy mountain bike, but a bog standard, off the peg, everything-forward-and-trust-in-the-Lord, sit up and beg variety. And that's not all.

 

Whereas we had stripped weight down to the minimum, this chap had adopted the kitchen sink philosophy. Not only were there panniers on the rear, he also had a pair on the front wheel. And a bag fastened to his handlebars, a ruck sack on his back, heavy leather walking boots on his feet, a tent and a sleeping mat on top of his rack and, just to round it all off, a folding chair. It swung too and fro in the gentle breeze which laughed its way through the hills. When we had retrieved and relocated our jaws, he broke the big news. He was sixty eight. Chastened, we said our goodbyes, and made a subdued start to our descent towards the East coast.

 

Fully supported mountain bike touring is clearly not for everyone; it depends entirely upon the nature of the challenge you're seeking. If you wish to escape cars and crowds and pit your strength and skill against the highlands, then reach for the panniers and the weight training machine. But if your aim is to experience mountain biking at its pure, uninhibited best, then a support team is the solution. But do it soon. The guidebooks to the route are selling well. Once bikers from the rest of Europe and America hear about it, hundreds of knobbly tyre tracks will leave their mark along its length.

 

Because Scotland's off-road coast to coast is undoubtably special. It's a true journey, something to look back on with pride. It has a clear objective, which makes it far more exciting than a series of day rides. The character of the route changes each day, as does the landscape. And every pedal takes you closer to the prize.

 

TRAVEL BRIEF

 

Nomad Adventure Mountain Biking (Tel/fax: 01434 609023 4 Burn Lane, Hexham, Northumberland NE46 3HN) will run their next off-road Scotland coast to coast tour in May 1997 and then throughout the spring and summer. The crossing takes either five or six days and the basic cost is £279 which includes a guide, all food, luggage transport, and a mobile workshop. See below for accommodation details.

 

It's a small venture so, when things are busy, enquiries don't always receive very prompt replies. However, their friendly, slightly anarchic, attitude makes the riding good fun and their flexibility allows itineraries to be adjusted to suit individuals. The company runs other fully supported off-road tours in Europe including the Tour Of Mont Blanc and from Geneva to Chamonix. It plans to offer "introduction to off-road riding" weekends in Northumberland and the North Pennines.

 

I found no other companies offering fully supported tours on the Scotland off-road coast to coast route, probably because it is so new. Others offering mountain bike holidays in Scotland include Rough Tracks (0700 056749); The Tomich Hotel, Glen Affric (01456 415399); Escape (01896 830717)

 

Equipment Most riders take their own bikes although they can be hired. A full service before leaving home is a good idea because the highlands have a habit of demolishing poorly maintained machines. If you're considering fitting suspension forks, do it. I wish I had. Nomad will advise on clothing, but lightweight hill walking kit is suitable. A helmet is essential. Heavy waterproofs are not always necessary because you can leave lots of spare clothes in the van. An excellent way to keep feet warm and dry are Gore-tex socks manufactured by Berghaus. Polythene bags are an emergency (and cheaper) alternative.

 

Accommodation Our group chose to camp every night, which added to the adventure. The basic price allows for riders providing their own tents and sleeping bags, but these items can be hired from Nomad. Alternatively, they can arrange bed and breakfast and hostel accommodation at additional cost.

 

Getting There Using public transport to get yourself with your own bike and equipment to the start and from the finish requires advance planning, but if you can spare the time, it is a highly recommended scenic adventure in itself.

 

British Airways and main line trains serve Inverness, from where a long, winding train journey takes you through the highlands to Kyle of Lochalsh. Bikes must be booked in advance. Nomad will collect you from the station, or you can ride an extra twenty miles to Ratagan youth hostel. The crossing finishes in Montrose from where trains run to Edinburgh though once again, bikes must be booked in advance. Another way is to park a car at the finish and take the bikes on the six hour train journey to Kyle of Lochalsh. Scotrail's booking line is 0345 212282. Alternatively, leave your car at the start and, for a small additional charge, Nomad will drive you back to collect it.

 

Guide Books The route is described in 'Scotland Trail' by John Fulton & Tim Woodcock published by MTB Pro, price £9.99 and available from bike and book shops. ISBN 185981 008X.