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Light bulb moments

Two outstanding coaches and a friendly atmosphere made the Scottish Sea Kayaking Symposium a success.  Simon Willis even found a cure for midges.

 

You can try this yourself.  Sit in your sea kayak on a beach and, in one fluid movement, stand up.  Was there a little wobble perhaps?  Arm out to one side for balance?  Once youÕve eliminated both, try the next step.  Do exactly the same on the water.  Without hesitation or wobble, without even looking at what youÕre doing, and while chatting casually to a floating circus of twenty or more open-mouthed paddlers, smoothly stand in your cockpit like you were rising from a chair to make a cup of tea.  CanÕt do it?  Then youÕre not Nigel Foster.

 

This isnÕt a kayaking party-trick, it demonstrates what Nigel is all about; ÒcontrolÓ.  Through his enthusiasm, he encouraged us to play with our boats and paddles, feel what was happening as we tried switched edges or placed our paddles in different spots.  I was alongside a five-star paddler Richard Cree who later told me, ÒI have never see edge or blade control like that.  Every bow rudder goes in precisely at the right spot.  And even with twenty-odd people in windy conditions, he never shouts.  HeÕs quite good isnÕt he?Ó

 

The star-turn of this yearÕs Scottish Sea Kayak Symposium nearly didnÕt make it to Skye.  HeÕd been opening a kayak shop in Sweden the previous day and turned up at the airport to find the place on strike.  Nigel Foster has a gift for such timing.  A baggage handlerÕs strike in 1981 meant his solo paddle from Baffin Island to Labrador began late.  The weather turned, so he ended up fighting major tidal streams in the dark with frost bitten fingers and eventually had to hitch a ride on a passing tanker.  Fortunately, the consequences were less dramatic this time.  However, it still required a dash across Sweden and a drive through the night from Manchester to Skye, where one of the organisers found Nigel and his partner Kirsten sleeping in a lay-by at five am.  ItÕs not all glamour being a professional kayaker.  I wondered how many superstars from other sports would go to such lengths to fulfil a paddling commitment?  Can you imagine the Beckhams kipping in their rental car?

 

What Colorado is to ski-ing or the red sea is to diving, so the west coast of Scotland is a world-class destination for sea kayaking.  Consequently, a symposium here has to be worthy of its natural surroundings.  ItÕs a tribute to the organisers at Skyak Adventures that this event always exceeds most peopleÕs expectations.  In fact, first-timers discover it utterly blows their minds.  I clearly remember a huge adrenalin rush two years ago when I first looked at the symposium programme.  I felt like a child in a pick-and-mix sweet shop, whoÕd been given a sack and told, Òhelp yourselfÓ.  A group of us were chatting about this in the bar one night and it seems IÕm not alone.  ÒThatÕs exactly how I feel right nowÓ, exclaimed Wenley Palacios, a well-known blogger whoÕd travelled here from Spain.  One of the organisers Ken Nicol asked him, ÒSo how could we make it better?Ó  Wenley thought about this for a heartbeat.  ÒDancing girls perhaps?Ó   

 

The question most frequently asked by non-kayaking friends is, ÒWhat do you do at a symposiumÓ?  The term originally referred to a drinking party in ancient Greece, where men debated, plotted, boasted or simply partied.  Some people might say very little has changed.

 

Each day there were twelve indoor sessions split over the morning and afternoon.  For example; Jeff AllenÕs slide-show Circumnavigating South Georgia; Duncan Winning and Howard Jeffs on Sea Kayak Design; Nigel Dennis on Choosing a Paddle; seminars on Predicting Swell, Preparing for Night Paddling and Whales and Dolphins.  I signed up for Mike McClureÕs Planning Open Crossings session that lasted a whole morning and left me needing aspirin.  Mike devised this course for the Canoe Association of Northern Ireland.  ItÕs designed to be delivered over four separate evening classes, going from basic tidal planning to complex vectors.  Instead we were dropped in the deep-end and given just the last of the four classes.  I donÕt think anyone fully understood what weÕd done.  My head swam with a thumping headache as we left the room but since then IÕve done some reading and the whole thing seems a lot clearer.  I thinkÉ

 

Classrooms, talks and slide shows are fine but feedback from previous symposia shows most people want to go paddling.  So there were twelve practical sessions on the water each day.  Some were two-part, such as Preparing for Tidal Paddling with Doug Cooper and Roy Henderson, where the morning was spent working out whatÕll be happening in Kylerhea, the narrow gap between Skye and the mainland, and the afternoon spent finding out whether they got it right or wrong.  Other practical sessions lasted just a few hours, but were so intensive, that was usually enough.  Sessions on rolling, rescues, self-rescue, towing, close quarters manoeuvring and incident management all gave travellers on the CalMac ferry a good laugh. 

 

If that sounds like a lot, thereÕs more.  Those who didnÕt want to flit from session to session could disappear on a whole day paddle in knowledgeable company.  Robin Ruddock has a passion for collecting bits and pieces washed up on coastlines.  My wife Liz joined him and Brian Wilson, the author of Blazing Paddles, for a day Beachcoming by Kayak.  They built a drift-wood fire, then cooked and ate whelks, the freshed sea-food any of the group had eaten.

 

Yet a symposium is more than the sum of itÕs parts.  The magic moments are those no one can plan but which just seem to happen.  You put faces to names, often quite well known ones, which gives the chance to ask questions in a relaxed atmosphere.  A friend with whom I paddle told me, ÒIÕd been reading Sea Kayak Navigation last week, then this morning at breakfast, I looked up and thereÕs Franco Ferrero holding a tray asking if he could join on our tableÓ.  ItÕs these small moments of friendship and community, which not only make this event so successful, they create the right learning environment in which paddlers can make personal breakthroughs.  It only takes a comment from a coach, over a coffee or on the water, and an internal light bulb suddenly switches on. 

 

Which makes Shaun Caven a master electrician.  Listening to him talk and watching him paddle, he cast new, bright light on forward paddling; the stroke we use most but rarely practice.  Shaun coaches the British Olympic team.  Although heÕs a Scot, this was his first time on Skye and only his fourth time in a sea kayak.  ÒI feel a bit wobbly and slowÓ, he told us.  Yeah, right.  You didnÕt look it Shaun.  Watching and listening to Shaun gave me my first breakthrough moment; how to get my blade out of the water before it travels too far past my body.  ItÕs a combination of rotation and elbow-lift, something I wonÕt attempt to explain here, but itÕs a nugget of knowledge I didnÕt know I needed.  Now I have to practice.  IÕve recorded an interview with Shaun and itÕs one IÕll try to get quickly onto SeaKayakRoutes.com because the information he shares can make the difference between an exhausting and enjoyable day.

 

If SkyeÕs natural environment gives this symposium a head start on the road to success, then itÕs given a huge push by the staff and facilities of the Gaelic College, Sabhal Mor Ostaig.  Classroom sessions need classrooms; slide shows need projectors and screen; people have to eat, sleep, drink and party.  All this happens in one place, which means the relaxed, friendly and informal atmosphere extends right through the day from the 7.45am briefing to the end of the ceilidh in the wee hours of Sunday morning. 

 

There were times during the three-day event my head felt so full of new information I had to go for a walk to let it settle.  As I strolled down Armadale beach, it struck me I was passing an accidental display of the history of sea kayaks.  At one end, P&H exhibited their new Cetus alongside the new In-Uit boat from Aled Williams, formerly of Rockpool.  As I walked I passed Point 65 North boats on the Knoydart stand and on Kari-tekÕs the range of Nigel Dennis kayaks.  Further along the beach people had ÒparkedÓ their own boats above the high-water line including a lovely old Nordkapp. 

 

However, the sheer beauty of Anders ThygessenÕs Greenland kayaks overshadowed them all.  Originally from Denmark, Anders lives in Norway and builds modern versions of traditional boats from Greenland and Alaska out of wood and canvas. Anders doesnÕt sell the boats he builds, preferring to run courses in Norway during which he teaches how to build one.  Drive over with a car-load of enthusiasm, and come back with a gorgeous boat on your roof.  HeÕd brought six to Skye and was delighted for people to take them out on the water.  ÒPeople are a bit nervous about using them at first, because the kayak seems so flexible, but I tell them these arenÕt museum pieces.  Use them as youÕd use a modern boatÓ.  ThatÕs easier said than done.  With small, circular ocean cockpits, most people worry about getting out quickly underwater.  ÒItÕs surprisingÓ, said Anders, Òwhen people have to get out in a hurry, they always manageÓ.

 

Warm, dry and well fed, we settled down each evening to slide shows in which guest speakers described routes few of us will ever attempt.  Patrick Winterton paddled from the Clyde to Muckle Flugga by a determinedly indirect route.  From the Corryvreckan he went to Tiree then tackled major crossings to Mingulay and St Kilda.  But he didnÕt come back the way he went.  Instead, he headed to the Flannan Islands, the first time that crossing has been done, and then completed whatÕs known as the ÒHebridean triangleÓ by coming back to Lewis.  Orkney and Shetland followed.  To make things a little more challenging, Patrick decided to video the whole thing, so after a live introduction from Patrick, we settled back to watch the first hand story of probably the last major challenge in British waters.  He plans to sell DVDs of the trip.

 

The other presentation was originally titled ÒPolar Bears in LabradorÓ.  At the end I thought ought to have been called ÒNigel Foster, very nearly, inside a Polar Bear!Ó  In the summer of 2004, Nigel and his partner Kristin Nelson, set out to complete the journey he had to abandon twenty-three years earlier, and their entire trip was punctuated by encounters with no fewer than sixteen of these furry predators.  They can run at 40 mph on land, swim at a constant 6 knots for ten hours, dive to fifteen feet and jump seven feet out of the water.  Their sensitive nose can scent a seal at five miles; or a human.  If theyÕre hungry, you are prey.  There were times Nigel and Kirsten were stalked by a bear, which would conceal itself so well they frequently didnÕt see it until the last minute.  I simply could not understand how they slept at night.  ÒWe had no choiceÓ, Nigel later told me, and Òso we developed a fatalistic approach.  If theyÕre hungry, and they want to eat you, they willÓ. 

 

This was my other breakthrough moment of the weekend.  In this one sentence, I found a solution to a menace that threatens every summer visitor to the Scottish Highlands, and which reminds us of our place in the food chain.  Because after listening to Nigel talk about Polar Bears, even SkyeÕs notorious midges donÕt seem so bad. 

 

If you'd like to listen to the contributors to the Scottish Sea Kayak Symposium, log onto SeaKayakRoutes.com where Simon Willis has recorded interview with many of them.  You can listen on the website or download the Podcasts onto your home computer or MP3 player.  If you're in doubt how to do this, ask a teenager.