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Rocking Roll

 

Learning to roll with a broom handle in a kitchen.  DonÕt knock it, it worked!

 

I learnt to kayak roll in a kitchen with a broom handle.  It wasnÕt quite the approach IÕd expected but, heyÉ it worked!

 

Liz and I had been out several times with Gordon Brown of Skyak Adventures and been very impressed with his abilities as a coach.  He seemed to find exactly the right way to get information into our brains and make it stick there.  So when I realised I needed my BCU Four Star award, as a prerequisite for competing in the Hebridean Challenge, Gordon was the man to whom I turned.

 

Getting the Four Star is, emphatically, not a formality.  Liz and I regularly kayak in open water, and feel weÕd be competent members of most groups provided we donÕt start playing in tidal races and stuff like that.  The aim of the award is to ensure Ņthe candidate has sufficient knowledge and skill to enable him or her to take a kayak safely to sea in moderate conditions under a competent leader.  All we have to do is convince an assessor that weÕre up to it.

 

Being able to roll is not an essential requirement of this award.  The syllabus says, ŅThe candidate should be able to demonstrate a rollÓ, but continues, ŅProvided the rest of the candidateÕs performance is sound, an inability to roll is not a fail factor in itself.Ó  However, it is a logical progression for us, and that led us to the floor of GordonÕs kitchen.

 

Sitting on our bums, clutching a broom shank like a paddle, we worked on our ŅflickÓ.  This is a great way to demonstrate how difficult it is to just push yourself upright using arms alone.  I sat upright, as I would in the boat, then rolled onto my left side until me shoulders were on the floor.  Then I used the broom to lift my head and shoulders.  This is the key point in the process.  Trying to push myself upright from here, using arms alone, was an almost impossible struggle.  However, when I just used the pole for support, and ŅrolledÓ my hips, so my right buttock went down onto the floor, the rest of my body came up by itself.  It was a revelation.  IÕve since learnt that itÕs quite common to teach in this way, but it felt odd at the time.  I took some photos, but Liz wonÕt let me post them on the site as she reckons she looks daft!

 

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Several friends have tried several different ways of teaching me to roll, and I think thatÕs the problem.  None were professional coaches, and the overlapping ideas only confused me.  Gordon realised that Liz and I were good at visualising, so he turned that to our advantage, and had us practicing the roll in our minds, rehearsing the movement weÕd experienced on his kitchen floor.

 

So when we climbed into boats in the small swimming pool at Kyle of Lochalsh, our heads had already learnt how to roll.  Now we had to teach our bodies.  IÕd like to say it worked first time, but it wasnÕt quite that easy.  However, within an hour IÕd rolled a pool boat on each side, and I even rolled my sea kayak.  IÕm not daft enough to assume I now know how to roll, but it was an uplifting start, and something we feel happy to work on in our club pool sessions.

 

Somehow, IÕll have to fit those around all the other training demands.  IÕm running the two miles to and from work almost every day, and managed a one and a half hour cross-country run at the weekend.  My trainer, Scott Masterton, puts me through muscle hell once a week, and IÕm monitoring my diet closer than ever before.  I have to eat 436g of carbohydrate and equally specific amounts of protein and fat every day, recoding it all in a food diary.  And when I can, I get out on the bike. 

 

Starting with the April issue, the UKÕs leading hill walking magazine, ŌTGO The Great OutdoorsÕ wants to run monthly updates of our progress.  So weÕre officially ŅTeam TGOÓ.  Berghaus and Smartwool have kindly agreed to give us some of the clothing weÕll need but weÕre still looking for road and mountain bikes, and a van to carry us around for a week in July. 

 

Any offers?  E-mail me pleaseÉ Simon Willis

 

 

Skyak Adventures

Hebridean Challenge

Trainer: Scott Masterton