var entryUUIDsList = new Array("E20070404215814","E20060509225900","E20060502203422","E20060425001651","E20051204045848","E20051130042107","E20051127043405","E20051126032243","E20051103022711","E20050804205225","E320155422","E2099324825","E1701228388","E783490268","E123170268","E335516785","E1097478969","E456121971","E809436711","E1406059790","E798915923","E919855654","E419060312","E833103071","E991275005","E156637438","E2132121466","E2053837416","E69380063","E1059013254","E1164595255","E1492586681","E840552684","E427622418","E1834671921","E39663991","E627929295","E1134585038","E1252108472","E582374995","E700048797","E10114166","E983466629","E1011512674","E294499603","E2067992162","E1516409517","E1177531498","E1988463153","E476538997","E570022295","E473530218","E1727311124","E2108018360","E1594956205","E993358102","E1528809971","E915319503","E1167324736","E1607622284","E1841357383","E673821539","E328169714","E770729094","E348036486");
function getHaloscanJavascript() {
var haloscanJavascript = '';
document.write(haloscanJavascript);
}
function getCommentsCode(entryUUID) {
var commentsCode = ' | ';
document.write(commentsCode);
}
function getAdsenseCode() {
var adsenseCode = '';
document.write(adsenseCode);
}
function getNextEntryLink(currentUUID) {
var i;
var entryUUID;
var categoryUUID;
for(i = 0; i < entryUUIDsList.length -1; i++) {
if(entryUUIDsList[i] == currentUUID) {
entryUUID = entryUUIDsList[i+1];
categoryUUID = getCategoryUUIDForEntry(entryUUID);
document.write(' Next ');
return;
}
}
document.write('');
}
function getPreviousEntryLink(currentUUID) {
var i;
var entryUUID;
var categoryUUID;
for(i = 1; i < entryUUIDsList.length; i++) {
if(entryUUIDsList[i] == currentUUID) {
entryUUID = entryUUIDsList[i-1];
categoryUUID = getCategoryUUIDForEntry(entryUUID);
document.write(' Previous ');
return;
}
}
document.write('');
}
function getCategoryUUIDForEntry(entryUUID) {
var entryCategoryUUIDPairs = new Array("E20070404215814","C6074627","E20060509225900","C517440644","E20060502203422","C517440644","E20060425001651","C517440644","E20051204045848","C304221987","E20051130042107","C517440644","E20051127043405","C304221987","E20051126032243","C1020330417","E20051103022711","C517440644","E20050804205225","C517440644","E320155422","C1999164025","E2099324825","C1999164025","E1701228388","C517440644","E783490268","C304221987","E123170268","C6074627","E335516785","C1999164025","E1097478969","C304221987","E456121971","C1375701729","E809436711","C1020330417","E1406059790","C1225205558","E798915923","C1225205558","E919855654","C2095526515","E419060312","C1020330417","E833103071","C6074627","E991275005","C1020330417","E156637438","C1020330417","E2132121466","C1020330417","E2053837416","C1020330417","E69380063","C1020330417","E1059013254","C304221987","E1164595255","C1020330417","E1492586681","C1020330417","E840552684","C1020330417","E427622418","C1225205558","E1834671921","C1020330417","E39663991","C1020330417","E627929295","C1020330417","E1134585038","C1020330417","E1252108472","C1020330417","E582374995","C1020330417","E700048797","C1020330417","E10114166","C1020330417","E983466629","C1020330417","E1011512674","C1020330417","E294499603","C1020330417","E2067992162","C1020330417","E1516409517","C1020330417","E1177531498","C304221987","E1988463153","C1020330417","E476538997","C1020330417","E570022295","C6074627","E473530218","C1020330417","E1727311124","C1020330417","E2108018360","C304221987","E1594956205","C1020330417","E993358102","C1020330417","E1528809971","C1020330417","E915319503","C1020330417","E1167324736","C1020330417","E1607622284","C1020330417","E1841357383","C1020330417","E673821539","C304221987","E328169714","C1020330417","E770729094","C304221987","E348036486","C1020330417");
for(var i = 0; i < entryCategoryUUIDPairs.length -1; i++) {
if(entryCategoryUUIDPairs[i] == entryUUID) {
return(entryCategoryUUIDPairs[i+1]);
}
}
}
function getBlogName() {
var blogName = 'Cuz that\'s..how I roll...';
document.write(blogName);
}
function getCategoryName(categoryUUID) {
var categoryPairs = new Array("C6074627","Wrestling","C1225205558","Hockey","C1999164025","College Stories","C2095526515","Funny Stories","C1375701729","Movies","C517440644","None","C304221987","Pissed Off","C1020330417","Random Shit","C329231279","unfiled");
for(var i = 0; i < categoryPairs.length -1; i++) {
if(categoryPairs[i] == categoryUUID) {
document.write(categoryPairs[i+1]);
}
}
}
function getCalendarHead() {
var calendarHead = 'April 2007';
document.write(calendarHead);
}
function getBlogCalendarRows() {
var calendarRows = '| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 |
| 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 |
| 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 |
| 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 |
| 29 | 30 | | | | | |
| | | | | | | |
';
document.write(calendarRows);
}
function getCategoryCalendarRows() {
var calendarRows = '| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 |
| 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 |
| 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 |
| 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 |
| 29 | 30 | | | | | |
| | | | | | | |
';
document.write(calendarRows);
}
function getEntryCalendarRows() {
var calendarRows = '| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 |
| 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 |
| 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 |
| 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 |
| 29 | 30 | | | | | |
| | | | | | | |
';
document.write(calendarRows);
}
function getArchiveCalendarRows() {
var calendarRows = '| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 |
| 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 |
| 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 |
| 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 |
| 29 | 30 | | | | | |
| | | | | | | |
';
document.write(calendarRows);
}
function getYearCalendarRows() {
var calendarRows = '| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 |
| 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 |
| 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 |
| 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 |
| 29 | 30 | | | | | |
| | | | | | | |
';
document.write(calendarRows);
}
function getDayCalendarRows() {
var calendarRows = '| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 |
| 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 |
| 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 |
| 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 |
| 29 | 30 | | | | | |
| | | | | | | |
';
document.write(calendarRows);
}
function getBlogEntriesCount() {
var blogEntriesCount = '65';
document.write(blogEntriesCount);
}
function getCategoryStatistics() {
var categoryStatistics = 'College Stories: 3
Funny Stories: 1
Hockey: 3
Movies: 1
None: 7
Pissed Off: 9
Random Shit: 37
Wrestling: 4
';
document.write(categoryStatistics);
}
function getCategoryEntriesCount(categoryUUID) {
var categoryPairs = new Array("C6074627","4","C1225205558","3","C1999164025","3","C2095526515","1","C1375701729","1","C517440644","7","C304221987","9","C1020330417","37","C329231279","0");
for(var i = 0; i < categoryPairs.length; i++) {
if(categoryPairs[i] == categoryUUID) {
document.write(categoryPairs[i+1]);
}
}
}
function getBlogCategories() {
var categories = ' College Stories
Funny Stories
Hockey
Movies
None
Pissed Off
Random Shit
Wrestling
';
document.write(categories);
}
function getBlogHorizontalCategories() {
var horizontalCategories = ' College Stories Funny Stories Hockey Movies None Pissed Off Random Shit Wrestling ';
document.write(horizontalCategories);
}
function getCategoryCategories() {
var categories = ' College Stories
Funny Stories
Hockey
Movies
None
Pissed Off
Random Shit
Wrestling
';
document.write(categories);
}
function getCategoryHorizontalCategories() {
var horizontalCategories = ' College Stories Funny Stories Hockey Movies None Pissed Off Random Shit Wrestling ';
document.write(horizontalCategories);
}
function getEntryCategories() {
var categories = ' College Stories
Funny Stories
Hockey
Movies
None
Pissed Off
Random Shit
Wrestling
';
document.write(categories);
}
function getEntryHorizontalCategories() {
var horizontalCategories = ' College Stories Funny Stories Hockey Movies None Pissed Off Random Shit Wrestling ';
document.write(horizontalCategories);
}
function getArchiveCategories() {
var categories = 'College Stories
Funny Stories
Hockey
Movies
None
Pissed Off
Random Shit
Wrestling
';
document.write(categories);
}
function getArchiveHorizontalCategories() {
var horizontalCategories = 'College Stories Funny Stories Hockey Movies None Pissed Off Random Shit Wrestling ';
document.write(horizontalCategories);
}
function getYearCategories() {
var categories = 'College Stories
Funny Stories
Hockey
Movies
None
Pissed Off
Random Shit
Wrestling
';
document.write(categories);
}
function getYearHorizontalCategories() {
var horizontalCategories = 'College Stories Funny Stories Hockey Movies None Pissed Off Random Shit Wrestling ';
document.write(horizontalCategories);
}
function getDayCategories() {
var categories = 'College Stories
Funny Stories
Hockey
Movies
None
Pissed Off
Random Shit
Wrestling
';
document.write(categories);
}
function getDayHorizontalCategories() {
var horizontalCategories = 'College Stories Funny Stories Hockey Movies None Pissed Off Random Shit Wrestling ';
document.write(horizontalCategories);
}
function getUsername() {
var username = 'Steve';
document.write(username);
}
function getFeedbackLink(entryTitle) {
var encodedEmail = '';
if(encodedEmail.length > 0) {
document.write(" Feedback ");
} else {
document.write("");
}
}