Pissed Off

Sun - December 4, 2005

IT'S CALLED A CHRISTMAS TREE

Disclaimer: I say some things in this post that may offend you, sorry...but hey, shit happens. I make reference to a certain religion, because 99% of the time, it's them bitching...

So I sign on AIM the other day, and I'm just lookin around online and I find this link to a poll that didn't really piss me off at first, so I took the poll. The poll read,
What do you call it?
Christmas Tree
Holiday Tree

Obviously I voted for Christmas tree, and it won like 97% to 3% out of 300,000 some odd people at the time I took it. So I got kinda fired up that even 3% of that 300,000 called it a holiday tree. Who in blue hell decided to even attempt to change the name of a Christmas tree to Holiday tree? I'll tell you who, some JACKASS up in Boston that thought the city calling their tree a Christmas Tree was dated and not politically correct anymore. Well you know what the Mayor of the city did when some group decided it wasn't politcally correct? That bad ass dude called it a CHRISTMAS TREE, while they lit the mother fucker up in the town square. This king who donated the tree said that if he knew the tree wasn't going to be called a Christmas tree, he would have fed it to the wood chipper. That right there is a cool ass dude. Rather than donate his big ass tree to be called something dumb, he would just toss it away. Kudos sir. For once, Christian conservative groups are doing the right thing and saying that not calling it a Christmas tree will belittle the holiday, and I agree with them 100%. The group that wants it changed might as well go after Chanuka or however the fuck you spell it. Why can't we call it a Christmas tree, which it is, yet Jews can call their candelabra, a Menorah. Why do they get a special name for their holiday? How come they can call a dreidel that? Why isn't it just a top? Because that's all it is, a modified top. What's next? They're gonna start calling Christmas presents, Holiday presents? That is where I draw the fucking line, because that's just down right trying to change part of a religion. Might as well not even call it Christmas, just call it X-Mas, so everyone can celebrate it and we're not excluding anybody. Why is it that the average white man is always screwed out so that everything can be politically correct? Or maybe we'll change Thanksgiving break to Turkey Break so that it doesn't exclude any of the people in the United States that don't celebrate Thanksgiving. Better yet, let's change Independence Day(4th of July) to just United States Freedom Day, so that all the dirty Mexicans and other illegal immigrants in our country aren't offended. Since our country seems to care about their well being so much. "Fuck the people who came here legally, let's help out all the fuck bags that snuck over the border and are here illegally and taking work from our legal citizens." Fuck that shit. It's called Christmas, they're Christmas presents, it's a Christmas tree, and it's still known as Christmas break to kids all around the country. Politically correct? WHO THE FUCK CARES, GET THE FUCK OUT IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT.

Oh yeah, can't call it Christmas Story, Christmas Vacation or Christmas music....soon they're gonna be Holiday Story, Holiday Vacation and Holiday Music...and all Holiday music will be edited to say holiday any place it says Christmas. Ralphy doesn't want a Red Rider BB Gun for Christmas, he wants it for X-Mas....FUCK THAT, IT'S STILL CHRISTMAS!!!

UPDATE: SNL followed up on the original story from Boston, and RUINED that shit, they had Christmas songs, religious ones, and changed the words, and it was hilarious.

And would it hurt you jerks to comment on my posts? I see that 904 people have read my blog, and I only have like 7 comments total...COME ON!!!

-Steve

Current:
Music: "Holly Jolly CHRISTMAS" - Burl Ives
Mood: CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 04:58 AM

Sun - November 27, 2005

The catholic church is RIDICULOUS

Throughout this post, I am referring to this article here.... http://www.beliefnet.com/story/179/story_17920_1.html

Now, what that article is telling me is, the Catholic church now fears iPods and other wireless devices. They think that children are somehow going to get their hands on porn by having their parents buy them a wireless device, or an iPod. The first mistake they make in this article is that iPOD'S ARE NOT WIRELESS!!! Second, you gotta find the porn on the internet in iPod video form, download it, then transfer it to iTunes, then transfer it to your iPod to even get anything on an iPod. These people are way too cautious about what kids are doing and what they're watching. I saw porn when I was like 12, and I turned out perfectly normal. I guess priests touching and raping little boys when they're 5 years old isn't what's corrupting people, nah, that wouldn't mess up a person too much. Let's take away their video game freedom, and censor what they watch and hear, that'll definitely help out the youth of America. Yeah, that may be true and all, but as soon as they're old enough to see/hear all of this stuff, they're gonna go fucking INSANE and just bust loose. It's kind of like that classic catholic school girl thing. They're censored all of their lives, then once they discover smoking/drinking/drugs/sex....they just go in-freakin-sane. Whatever, let them fuck over the future of the country and make us a bunch of wuss bags...

-Steve

Current
Music: "Jenny Was A Friend Of Mine" - The Killers
Mood: Blah

Posted at 04:34 AM

Mon - April 4, 2005

American Idol wants to be "Tough Enough"

I didn't realize this until about two days ago when I was sitting here doing nothing, as always. Let's take a look at this, I'm sure you all remember the first season of WWE show, Tough Enough. Pretty much everyone I know tuned in to see who would become the next WWE wrestler. People who had a dream to become pro wrestlers went on this show and first had a tryout in front of a panel of judges and were narrowed down to about 16 people. All the dumb people were shown, but kicked off, because they sucked so bad. As the weeks went on, people were voted off by the fans based on how the wrestlers performed and who was and wasn't liked. This continued until there was a clear winner on the final episode of the show, and they won a contract with the WWE for at LEAST one year. Tough Enough started back in June of 2001....skip ahead a single year, and now we have...American Idol. This show is the biggest rip off I have EVER SEEN. Just like Tough Enough, people who have a dream of becoming a singer(or wrestler in TE's case), go on in front of a panel of judges, and the sucky ass ones are eliminated first. Once again, as the weeks go on in this show and people start seeing who sucks and who is decent, fans vote on who they want eliminated. Wow, that's just like Tough Enough....again. People are eliminated until, how bout that....it comes down to a few people, and the winner is picked on the season finale. Kind of odd that a show just like Tough Enough, but 500x cheaper, would pop up ONE YEAR later, and give no mention to how cool Tough Enough really was.
You can even compare the judges from American Idol to Tough Enough. Tough Enough has "Big", the fat main guy of the operations. Compare him to that fat black dude on American Idol. They're both pretty nice to the contestants, and they're both fat. Then you have Al Snow....he does his own thing and doesn't really go with anyone else's shit. Compare him to Paula Abdul, she does just that too. Then, Tough Enough has Hardcore Holly, the bad ass of the group who doesn't give a shit about anyones feelings and will just beat your ass, all the time. American Idol has "Simon", who thinks he's "Tough Enough", but really he's just a giant pussy under his black shirt and tough attitude. Sorry dude, but you're too old and british to be a wrestler, you can quit trying. He tries to be tough and then goes all pussy out of nowhere and is like "wow that's the best thing I've ever seen, i wanna suck you off"....tool.

Tough Enough's logo is even 500x cooler than American Idol, if my post wasn't enough to prove it to you.

The Pirates are losing in the home opener, it's 6-2 in the top of the 6th...what a great Pittsburgh team. I've lost all hope in them, forever.

-LiLmAn

Current
Music: "Pieces Mended" - The Used
Mood: American Idol just isn't "Tough Enough"

Posted at 03:49 PM

Tue - March 22, 2005

Easter is a sham.

So I've been thinking about posting this for a few days, and I'm just gonna go ahead and do it. The way I see it, Easter is a complete sham. Nothing against the way the catholic church celebrates Jesus rising and stuff, but the way they determine when Easter is, sucks. You gotta wait till the first Sunday after the first full moon after the first day of spring. What kind of bullshit is that? Every other holiday that we celebrate is either on a set date, or is within a few days of the date of last year's holiday. For example, Christmas...always December 25, Thanksgiving...4th Thursday in November, New Years Ever...December 31, Memorial Day...the last Monday in May, Easter....CAN RANGE FROM MARCH 22ND TO APRIL 26TH. Here's a lineup of when Easter is for the next...a lot of years....that I found online, big gaps in dates are bold to amplify their bullshit.

2004 - April 11
2005 - March 27
2006 - April 16
2007 - April 8
2008 - March 23
2009 - April 12
2010 - April 4
2011 - April 24
2012 - April 8
2013 - March 31
2014 - April 20
2015 - April 5
2016 - March 27
2017 - April 16
2018 - April 1
2019 - April 21
2020 - April 12
2021 - April 4
2022 - April 17
2023 - April 9

Who came up with this idea? It had to be someone who was on some type of drug, because any person in their right mind wouldn't make that up. Congress set that Thanksgiving would always be on the 4th Thursday in November...so why not make Easter the 1st or 2nd Sunday in April? That might make it easy, and everyone knows nothing in our country can be easy, other than robbing a bank, stealing stuff from a retail store, or stealing an election....the last one easier than all, if you're a republican. SO back to Easter, what if it would fall on March 22? St.Patrick's day was just a few days earlier people are still recovering from that, they don't wanna hear shit about any type of holiday for at least 2 weeks, which is probly a week before Easter would be if they switched to my plan. I'm definitely right about this, and you know I am.

-LiLmAn

Current:
Music: "Sink Into the Underground" - cKy
Mood: Chillin...only a few weeks to go.

Posted at 10:52 PM

Thu - July 22, 2004

More things that pissed me the fuck off...

So work has been alright lately, it's been humid as fuck, and I just keep on winning with my friends. We've been playing a lot of Mario Party 5 lately, and I win a lot. I can tap A faster than anyone, and I set many records. So Ill Mitch is awesome, if you don't know who he is, go check him out at www.illmitch.com....dude's a russian rapper and he has crazy ass lines like "I've had this bag since russia, that is why i crush-a" and "even ask a stranger my board is fast and danger"....just give him a chance.

So on the topic of work, I was leaving for work the other day and I stopped to get gas and a red bull. I went back to the drinks section for a red bull and could only find SUGAR FREE red bull. Now tell me, what the fuck is the point of red bull being sugar free? I thought that was the reason people bought that shit, was to get a rush of energy from sugar n shit? Well apparently not, I guess people love it's already bad taste, which can only be worse with no sugar. Great job to the product creation team over there for creating this crap.

Then I was talking to a friend at work, Julie namely, and we got on the topic of private phone calls. Now, I understand that some people don't like having their number out there for telemarketers and stuff, but come on dude, when I look at a caller ID and I see "private number", how the hell am I supposed to know it's you? I'll think, "oh fuck this I don't even know this person", and I'm not gonna answer the phone. It's like, do you not want me to know who's calling? Because I won't know who it is as soon as I hear your voice or anything, ass packer.

Then we were also talking about the whole Sheetz/Chi Chi's thing and about how they are fucked from diseases and stuff in their food. Nothing really came from it between us, but I thought about it. Plain and simple, fuck this shit, I'm still gonna eat at Sheetz. They've had how many years of great, safe service...and now they're getting fucked in the ass because of a few bad heads of lettuce or some bullshit. Same with Chi Chi's, they had so many years of awesome food, and then that bullshit happens, and all their shit is closing. Fuck people, and fuck their pussy ass non eating there bullshit.

I wanna take some time and give you a few reasons why I love working at Kennywood:
1. Mullets. I fuckin love seeing people with mullets, it makes my day when I can count more than 20 people with mullets walking around the park. It's even better when I see someone with a mullet waiting outside the park, like today I saw this dude with a Billy Ray Cyrus style mullet and I just laughed my ass off.
2. Fanny Packs. These are just wrong and I think they should be banned from people wearing them. Although funny to see, they're just terrible, take them off the market.
3. White trash. These people kill me, I love seeing them toothless, mullet heads, scrawny ass arms, and nascar shirts every day. It's funny because they're so interested in the worst stuff, like, "how many cylinders are in that there engine" or "what kind of engine you got in that train", or sometimes they'll just sit and stare at laughin sal for about 10 minutes and just laugh at it because it looks like someone in their family.

Now, I wanna talk about reasons Kennywood sucks.
They make stupid ass decisions, that people obviously know suck. Example: Garfield's Nightmare. The Old Mill was a classic, and they blew it by putting in this piece of shit ride. Good job. Also, for about an entire week, there wasn't a single roll of paper towels in the whole park for the people in the rides department. That was genius, so people didn't know they were riding around in possibly: other peoples sweat, dirt, nasty stuff, and who the fuck knows what else. They just need to realize that we want a new coaster, not some bullshit where a ride is refurbished one year to make it look new. Fuck that, and fuck kennywood.

Good to get that shit off my chest, but I need more to write about. I'm gonna get going now, I hope I provided some laughs for yins....peace

-LiLmAn

Current:
Music: "Bulimic" - The Used
Mood: Great, enjoying life..

Posted at 01:32 AM

That shit sucks...like........fuck.......FUCK!!

Fuckin steelers.

Fucker..

Damnit!

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