American Idol wants to be "Tough Enough" 




I didn't realize this until about two days ago when I was sitting here doing nothing, as always. Let's take a look at this, I'm sure you all remember the first season of WWE show, Tough Enough. Pretty much everyone I know tuned in to see who would become the next WWE wrestler. People who had a dream to become pro wrestlers went on this show and first had a tryout in front of a panel of judges and were narrowed down to about 16 people. All the dumb people were shown, but kicked off, because they sucked so bad. As the weeks went on, people were voted off by the fans based on how the wrestlers performed and who was and wasn't liked. This continued until there was a clear winner on the final episode of the show, and they won a contract with the WWE for at LEAST one year. Tough Enough started back in June of 2001....skip ahead a single year, and now we have...American Idol. This show is the biggest rip off I have EVER SEEN. Just like Tough Enough, people who have a dream of becoming a singer(or wrestler in TE's case), go on in front of a panel of judges, and the sucky ass ones are eliminated first. Once again, as the weeks go on in this show and people start seeing who sucks and who is decent, fans vote on who they want eliminated. Wow, that's just like Tough Enough....again. People are eliminated until, how bout that....it comes down to a few people, and the winner is picked on the season finale. Kind of odd that a show just like Tough Enough, but 500x cheaper, would pop up ONE YEAR later, and give no mention to how cool Tough Enough really was.
You can even compare the judges from American Idol to Tough Enough. Tough Enough has "Big", the fat main guy of the operations. Compare him to that fat black dude on American Idol. They're both pretty nice to the contestants, and they're both fat. Then you have Al Snow....he does his own thing and doesn't really go with anyone else's shit. Compare him to Paula Abdul, she does just that too. Then, Tough Enough has Hardcore Holly, the bad ass of the group who doesn't give a shit about anyones feelings and will just beat your ass, all the time. American Idol has "Simon", who thinks he's "Tough Enough", but really he's just a giant pussy under his black shirt and tough attitude. Sorry dude, but you're too old and british to be a wrestler, you can quit trying. He tries to be tough and then goes all pussy out of nowhere and is like "wow that's the best thing I've ever seen, i wanna suck you off"....tool.

Tough Enough's logo is even 500x cooler than American Idol, if my post wasn't enough to prove it to you.

The Pirates are losing in the home opener, it's 6-2 in the top of the 6th...what a great Pittsburgh team. I've lost all hope in them, forever.


-LiLmAn

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Music: "Pieces Mended" - The Used
Mood: American Idol just isn't "Tough Enough" 

Posted: Mon - April 4, 2005 at 03:49 PM          

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