| ... and sometimes it's me who's being quoted. OK, so I'm not saying these razor sharp things every minute of every day, but every once in a while something good lurches out that may, one day grace a tee-shirt or a dedication of a song. Here, for the first time every, unabridged and unedited is a collection of quotes from lil'old me. If you're very lucky, you may have one attributed to you. If not, there's still time, I guess ;0) |
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"I'm hopeless at being disorganised ..."
It's amazing some of the stuff I come out with in online chats! |
"Men, country music and Macintosh -
the three great discoveries of my life"
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"Just one opportunity to prostitute myself - that's all I ask .."
On time running out in the search for a Sugar Daddy. |
"He who hesitates, masturbates!"
You know who you are! |
"Just when I think I'm losing my grip on reality - reality loses it's grip on me!"
To Luis
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"Macintosh is a whole 'nother world full of people who get things done."
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"There'll always be someone younger and more beautiful than you. This time it happens to be me ..."
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"If there's no passion, there's no POINT!"
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"Only in your life ...!"
For Lawford |
"The only thing a University education gets you is a better grounding for higher quality wisecracks ..."
For Timmy |
"We'll be the death of each other!"
For Gavin |
"I'm not fatalistic ...you're just useless."
For Jeremy |
"Often copied - never bettered"
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"There is little worse than to be preceded by your sexuality ..."
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"My whole life is a ridiculous exhibition ..."
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"Do you hear the plankton screaming?"
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"Masturbation is enjoying your own body. Sex is when someone else does ..."
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"The best mail contraceptive is restraint ..."
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"I'm an individualist, me, and I think everybody should be ..."
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"Discretion was invented by straight people to make gays look promiscuous ..."
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"The best suggestions are made out of turn ..."
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"Convention is merely the mark against which eccentricity is measured ..."
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"Being happy is no fun - it only makes being miserable
feel worse ..."
For Mark |
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