The 99 things meme
If the eminent blogger at Still Life with Cat can participate in this
frivolity, so can I! so can you.Things
you've already done:
boldThings
you want to do:
italiciseThings
you haven't done and don't want to: leave in plain
fontThings you wish you'd done but you know
in your heart that it's too late now:
underline
1. Started your own
blog.Yeah, well, anyone doing this meme
is likely to be doing it in their own blog,
right.2. Slept under the
stars.3. Played in a
band.Not so much as too late as too
talentless.4. Visited
Hawaii.I ate my first Japanese noodles
there, but didn't get to the
beach.5. Watched a meteor
shower.6. Given more than you can
afford to charity.... though it often feels
as if it's more than one can afford.7.
Been to Disneyland/world.Opposite of
underlined.8. Climbed a
mountain.Not exactly climbed: in each
case it was more a matter of trudging up. Mount Batur in Bali on to see the sun
rise on New Year's Day; the volcano on Vulcano in the Aeolian Islands; a
mountain with a monastery on top in
China.9. Held a praying
mantis.But not one of those wonderful
creatures from Lord Howe
Island.10. Sang a
solo.When I was 13 I sang 'The Railroad
runs through the middle of the house' in the Innisfail Eisteddfod. Some years
later I played Bunthorne, the poet in Gilbert and Sullivan's
Patience.
A G&S expert who was called in to advise asked the director why I wasn't
singing in tune. My children objected vehemently whenever I sang around the
house.11. Bungee
jumped.12. Visited
Paris.For a week a couple of years
ago.We walked and walked and walked, so much that I thought I'd permanently
damaged my feet. 13.
Watched a lightning storm at
sea.14. Taught yourself an art
from scratch.15. Adopted a
child.16. Had food
poisoning.Developed a rash all over from
a spaghetti marinara in Newcastle.17.
Walked to the top of the Statue of Liberty.I
walked around the bottom
though.18. Grown your own
vegetables.If working in the vege garden
when at boarding school counts.19.
Seen the Mona Lisa in
France.20. Slept on an
overnight train.Innisfail to Brisbane
many times during my two years at boarding
school.21. Had a pillow
fight.Times beyond number, mostly as an
adult, sometimes with other
adults22. Hitch
hiked.From Innisfail most of the way to
Sydney in the early 1970s. Our most memorable lift was with one Wally Needer,
who said, 'The tropics are like a drug. Once they get into your system you can't
shake them off.' When he said the tropics, he meant Mackay, which to my youthful
mind was like saying Sydney and meaning
Gosford.23. Taken a sick day
when you’re not ill.Almost
certainly.24. Built a snow
fort.25. Held a
lamb.26. Gone skinny
dipping.At my quasi in-laws' retirees'
commune. See also 45.27. Run a
marathon.I did see a little bit of one
once.28. Ridden a gondola in
Venice.29. Seen a total
eclipse.30. Watched a
sunrise or sunset.31. Hit a home
run.I've never even played baseball. Nor
have I ever hit a four or a six in cricket
32. Been on a
cruise.Yuk!33.
Seen Niagara Falls in person.34.
Visited the birthplace of your ancestors.I
have been to England and Ireland, but nowhere more specific than that.
35. Seen an Amish
community.36. Taught yourself a new
language.Tiny bits of quite a few, but never
to the point of having a
conversation.37. Had enough money to
be truly satisfied.Does not
compute.38. Seen the Leaning
Tower of Pisa in
person.39. Gone rock
climbing.Only in indoor climbing
centres40. Seen Michelangelo's
David in person.41. Sung
Karaoke.Just the once, on a boat trip up
the Three Gorges in China.42. Seen Old
Faithful geyser erupt.But I've been to
Rotorua and seen the big one there.43.
Bought a stranger a meal in a
restaurant.44. Visited
Africa.45. Walked on a
beach by moonlight.Astonishingly enough,
given what a conventional and timid person I am at heart, I'm remembering going
skinny dipping by moonlight at Bondi Beach circa
1972.46. Been transported in an
ambulance.47. Had your
portrait painted.Yes. By Peter
Sheehan. He submitted the portrait in the Archibald, but it didn't get
hung. I now have the portrait in the spare
bedroom.48. Gone deep sea
fishing.49. Seen the Sistine
Chapel in person.Before it was restored
by the Japanese, and then again after restoration. The first time with my elder
son, nearly two years old, then with my younger, almost
20.50. Been to the top of the Eiffel
Tower in Paris.Part way up,
but.51. Gone scuba diving or
snorkelling.Snorkelling.52.
Kissed in the
rain.Surely.53.
Played in the mud.There was a lot of it
in my childhood.54. Gone to a
drive-in theatre.A movie I remember
seeing is who's Afraid of Virginia
Woolf.55.
Been in a movie.On the cutting room
floor of Gill Burnett's
Circuit,
and small parts in a number of short didactic
films.56. Visited the Great
Wall of China.And I have the faded
t-shirt to prove it.57. Started a
business.58. Taken a martial arts
class59. Visited
Russia.60. Served at a soup
kitchen.61. Sold Girl Scout
cookies.Not even
biscuits.62. Gone whale
watching.From the cliffs at
Bondi.63. Gotten flowers for no
reason.64. Donated
blood.A couple of times a year since I
was 18, with a pause recently because of mysteriously lowered iron count, but
currently back to donatable
condition.65. Gone sky
diving.66. Visited a Nazi
Concentration Camp.Sachsenhausen. It may
seem odd, but this is something I'd recommend: visiting the place of such
horrors makes them less the stuff of horror movies and more the stuff of
life.67. Bounced a
cheque.68. Flown in a
helicopter.A fiendishly expensive half
hour over the New Zealand
Alps.69. Saved a favourite
childhood toy.Like Dr Cat, no toy but a
book. I now own the dilapidated collection of Hans Christian Andersen stories
that is the first book I remember my mother reading to me.
70. Visited the Lincoln
Memorial.Not the Henry Parkes Motel in
Kempsie either.71. Eaten
caviar.If taramasalata
counts72. Pieced a
quilt.73. Stood in Times
Square.And sat in a cheap cafe there and
been lectured on Australian Native Title law by a learned lawyer friend who was
working at Columbia University at the time. Our meal was interrupted by a woman
from a nearby table who came over to thank my friend for the very interesting
talk.74. Toured the
Everglades.But I've visited
Kakadu.75. Been fired from a
job.If retrenchment
counts.76. Seen the Changing of the
Guard in London.77. Broken a
bone.A wrist, falling from a skateboard
at the age of 36.78. Been on a
speeding motorcycle.Does a motor scooter
going 50 k count?79. Seen the
Grand Canyon in person.80.
Published a book.Sort of. I've worked in
publishing, and have a sense of ownership of a number
books.81. Visited the
Vatican.82. Bought a brand new
car.Not really. My partner
has.83. Walked in
Jerusalem.84. Had your picture
in the newspaper.A couple of times. In
the Catholic
Weekly in early 1968, and then in the mid
1980s, a cute photo of my younger son painting my nose in, I think, the Sydney
Telegraph.85.
Read the entire Bible.Probably not. I've
come pretty close.86. Visited the
White
House.Shudder!87.
Killed and prepared an animal for eating.But
watched my father closely many times when he killed, cleaned and plucked a
chook.88. Had
chickenpox.89. Saved
someone’s life.I've avoided
driving my car into oncoming traffic so far, so I've saved the lives of all
those people I could have mowed down. in cadets at school I was once in charge
of a machine gun firing live bullets, and I managed to get it under control
before it killed anyone.90.
Sat on a jury.91. Met
someone famous.Actually, it's more that
I know many people who
should
be famous.92. Joined a book
club.I'm currently a member of
two.93. Lost a loved
one.94. Had a
baby.Not in person, you understand, but
I've been as involved as it's possible for someone of my gender to
be.95. Seen the Alamo in
person.'Please don't smoke. Heroes have
died here.' It's a very US place.96.
Swum in the Great Salt
Lake.97. Been involved in a
law suit.Does applying for Conscientious
Objector status count as a law suit? Does sitting through my partner's libel
case count as involved?98.
Owned a cell phone.99.
Been stung by a
bee.------I'm
a bit alarmed to see how few italics I've used. Does this mean I have a
nunc
dimittis mentality? I don't think so. There's
life in the old boy yet.
Posted: Sun - December 21, 2008 at 06:46 AM
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