| | Most Chinese products are inspection-free, and now you can proudly show it | |
| | | "My name is Bond", Chinese translators at work. | |
| | | "Emilien, it's not the right time for autographs!" | |
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| | Christ mom! Look! They run out of space | |
| | | Digital Chaos! No wonder it sounds strange | |
| | | A real dot com company, still in business | |
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| | Enternta-i,nment. This must be a comedy club | |
| | | Scraper it is, and it really hurts. | |
| | | Electric Shaver, another clever Chinese invention. It really gives you a jolt | |
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| | Fire Prohibiter... Where?? Who?? | |
| | | Ranting about hydraulics, I guess. | |
| | | If the metro train accidently arrives on the platform don't jump on the tracks | |
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| | It's OK to jump and if you do it 3 times within an hour U'll get a free meal | |
| | | Just do it, it will hurt only once | |
| | | An another message from the Chinese. My neck hurts, would U give me a massage | |
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| | Peeporter? That explains why the the level of journalism seems so low | |
| | | They spent $$$ to built Jinmao building but saved 1 dollar on this one | |
| | | I suppose it's not easy to sell snake oil in US, but here people will still ... | |
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| | Thank you! (Damn, I didn't even know squids have lice). | |
| | | Just throw your stuff in this lift and send it to your floor | |
| | | Knowledge is power, too much knowledge is too much power, we are closing at 5PM | |
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| | Special event just for YOU! Come and get drunk. | |
| | | just reminding you, we know you will fall after drinking so much | |
| | | Nowhere man has his private Local Area Network, probably wireless too | |
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| | it's a burden for us to list all the ingredients and we'll make sure u know it | |
| | | You are riding on what now? | |
| | | Hah! You have BMW 750iL? That's nothing, I have Jinbei (...) | |
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| | Hmm, kinky underware and I can have my cushions cleaned by a... | |
| | | Don't hurt your butt when sliding down this hill | |
| | | Let's go businessing just like we used to go years ago | |
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| | Corporations have hearts too. | |
| | | So true, that's why there are places you can watch the tourists | |
| | | Even regular goo can be dangerous if there is enough of it | |
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| | Hey they stole the old "No Break Dancing" sign and re-used it | |
| | | If you do it carelessly you might rip your clothes | |
| | | It's sometimes hard to get the bottle from little Max, just like his father | |
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| | Red light district has nice toilets but only in Hong Kong | |
| | | Irrecyclable therefore highly garbage | |
| | | Sure, I wont bother your business | |
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| | How convenient, and there is even little poop bag. | |
| | | The transvestite WC is over there..> | |
| | | Yes, the same foot that went missing in 1998 is still attacking people | |
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| | Better be silenting, if you begin horning people might start fainting | |
| | | This place is packed every night and police hasn't found it yet | |
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| | I couldn't say it better by myself | |
| | | Ok, no more rat smuggling | |
| | | I think it says it quite clearly | |
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| | Let's go gifting, it's fun. | |
| | | We have it all, come and get it. | |
| | | Tidy circumstances are annoying that's why we keep our toilets dirty | |
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| | "Don't hit this sign post" | |
| | | = Harassing women will get you house arrest | |
| | | ...If you want to wash them and also if you like to dry them or open the door | |
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| | Just say it straight: Service Charge | |
| | | Yeah but I don't care, everybody is waiting in line, not just me | |
| | | Damn, I even bought that book "Spit to get Fit" for this trip | |
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| | Japanese have massaged cow meat and Chinese caned vegetarians, both tender | |
| | | It's amazing what some people need to be told. | |
| | | It's official, even the Chinese government acknowledges it. | |
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| | | Secret confessions of the home appliences maker | |
| | | Sorry to give you only flavor remains, we will adopt advanced technology soon | |
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