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Little is known of Marc's early life. Rumor has it he was abandoned in the woods and was raised by a family of tree shrews. Discovered by a trail guide, he was taught english and rudimentary personal hygiene. He was given a bass and forced to play for eighteen hours a day to help support the tour guide and his family of ten. Kicked out of the house for having played "Mony, Mony" in the wrong key too many times, Marc joined a circus, performing in a freak show. At about this point he began playing with *BNI, possibly because it amounted to the same thing. When *BNI broke up, Marc went into business for himself, opening a chain of nose hair trimming salons called "Shnozz's", and refusing to answer to any name besides Trevor. Sadly, Trevor (as he is now called) recently lost his sense of hearing in a freak shaving accident, and now plays the bass entirely by smell, which is generally regarded as an improvement. |
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