Wed - January 14, 2004

red fish


here is a group of people that seems red today.

I believe it is probably the Martians. Afterall, Bush (himself an alien) decided to attack Mars with his proposal to send people to Mars. I am sure he would love to send Democrats, Liberals, and anyone else who tells him he can't say "nuclear" correctly, but most likely it will be able to hold only a few people. I have an idea. Lets send some rightwing religios wackos to Mars. They don't need much air because they have a huge tank of it in their heads. They can keep warm and fend off radiation with the love of jesus. I am not sure if this is fair to those peace-loving, cave-dwelling creatures. Imagine them waking up some morning and seeing someone out of nowhere smile with a book in their hand. Never mind, I am sure it won't work. One Martian will open the door, and say to the other inside, "Honey, I think we have more visitors from Ur-anus."

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