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Welcome to the section of the site where you, the viewer, finds out a little bit about me, the creator. Check out all the necessary specs and measurements and email me if you'd like to mouth off about the site, the work, or the man. Thanks for checking me out.
Schoolboy was raised on a goat farm in the hills of a small town in northwest Ohio known as Sycamore. Son of a......Electrician and Betty Crocker, Beau always had a rapist wit and a creative mind. After four years of hell in high school he decided to roam the earth as a travelling side show circus freak where he learned to juggle, unicycle and most recently, balance grills on his chin. No one has ever seen Schoolboy's face yet everyone seems to have given him loans. He even borrowed a dollar from Jesus. His deficit tracks so far back that eventually the time periods were changed to refer to him. Thus we have B.C. and A.D., (Before Cash and After Debt). But now Schoolboy is a different man. He can be seen daily thrusting his creative mind into Art, Fashion, and Love. Some of his favorite foods are Pizza, Crepes, and other Fish shaped foods. His favorite pastimes are playing cricket in the Mojave desert and eating porkrinds on Tuesdays. His insatiable thirst for pre-Roosevelt dinnerware will truly be the end of him. By the way, all of this is a lie and Schoolboy is most certainly going to rot in a North Alaskan Hebrew Midget prison camp. Thank You.
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True Identity: Beau Hufford
Profession: Artist / Photographer
Age: Unknown
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| Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.(Albert Einstein) |
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Recent Happenings and Awards
1st Place 2003 NCN Outstanding B & W Technique15th Place 2003 NCN Caricaturist of the Year100,000,000th Place 2003 TIME Man of the Year
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Besides keeping "regular" I plan on milking the earth for chestnuts and dieting over the next few months. See you then.
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All the work on this site has been created by me. Don't copy it or sell it. If you have a problem with the content, throw me a line and let me know or you can tell yourself to grow up because that's what I'm gonna do. Remember that I'm a vindictive jerk and if I find out you've screwed me over I'll hunt you down and pull out your toenails. Thanks, Schoolboy305/Beau Hufford
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