Discard of *these* doctors, please!


Seen just now in "RTL - Explosiv - das Magazin" I can't believe it, one worse than the other! They make money by having terrible ideas that make my eyes water. One a german dentist, the other an eye doc from the netherlands. Both male. Screw 'em! No, not *that* way.

The dentist:
Invented and patented a plastic buckle/rail that is fixed to your upper and lower jaw (molars) and then bound together with nylon strings, so you can only open your mouth far enough to let liquids pass through the 0.5 cm gap that's left between your front teeth. Why Oh Why? So fat people who enjoy eating but want to lose weight can't eat anymore.
C'mon, idiot! they can put it in the mixer and suckle it through the straw if they grow really desperate. And you fat woman that I saw in the tv documentary: You don't have to have your mouth sealed for four weeks, just stop stuffing the food into your mouth if you want to lose weight! Gosh, they're dumb! This one really upset me, and searching for details I came across the next:

The eye specialist:
After tattoos, brandings and piercings have lost their thrill, JewelEye™ is the coming trend. Gerrit Melles invented the process to implant for example platinum hearts into the eyes lining.
Ye gods, get yourself together people! Not even the eyes are safe anymore!!!

Posted: Di - April 27, 2004 at 07:55 Uhr      

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