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| RUMBLE IN MAIN ST. THREE HELD AFTER DISTURBANCE AT THE LOG AND LINE DINER... A character going under the name of spring heel jack was wrestling a large 'sidewinder' that had got into the bar from the desert side of town, Three local men are helping police with enquiries after one of them was bitten in the face which in turn led his buddy to shoot at the reptile the bullet missed and richoched off of the spitoon and went straight through the chilli pot. Several witnesses stated the snake had been behind the bar area when it decided to cut loose causing many boppers to vacate the dance floor rather rapidly. One witness said the proprietor called up one of the guys from 'we buy exotics' down by the freeway that specialise in clearing rogue animals from premises, this guy cornered the critter but one of the suspects started shooting off his gun shouting "watch out everybody, theres a rattler loose" which started a panic leaving him with the rattler embeded in his jaw, the two other suspects also unloaded their weapons. In the ensuing madness Springheel Jack caught a bullet in the achilles, luckily it passed right through.. But it's gonna hurt tomorrow. |
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| Weekly meetings at The Lodge, Thursdays 7.30 | |||||